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Jeb! Bush On Whether He'd Kill Baby Hitler: 'Hell Yeah, I Would!'

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I think the correct answer to that question would've been to say it wouldn't matter whether or not Hitler existed. Ignoring butterfly-effect changes to individual outcomes, the prevailing societal conditions would be changed little. Post WWI Germany was an economic mess due to the Treaty of Versailles essentially placing the total cost of the war's reparations on Germany's shoulders. The German people had already seen the Jews as a scapegoat for being at such a disadvantage when the war ended, and stereotypes about greed only worsened the public attitude towards them during the depression.

Whether or not the Nazi party could have risen into power lacking Hitler's charisma and ideals is debatable. Had Hitler not existed, the Nazi party still would've held similar beliefs, but they may not have received the backing necessary to make their presence felt. Looking at he facts I don't believe they would've grown in influence without his rhetoric, but the political instability of the era could still have led to their control of the government.

Even if Germany did not become the aggressor nation that we know of, the Communist Russians could still have planned to expand into Eastern Europe. Though they would likely not have progressed as far as they did without Germany having weakened those countries and not being able to defend them due to a two-front war. In addition, the Russians would be left having to fight against a unified Europe while lacking the Allied lend-lease equipment and resources they received during our WWII. Japan would still have desired to create a Pacific Empire, which would still likely lead to a confrontation with the U.S., perhaps even a different iteration of Pearl Harbor.

Ultimately, the sudden inconclusive resolution of the conflict and unsatisfactory terms of the post-war agreements were a pressure cooker for another conflict, and even without Hitler acting a catalyst for the Nazi Party's ambitions of global power, Germany would have likely become involved in another global conflict, either through some alternate government or leader capitalizing on the people's dissatisfaction and inciting war, or becoming part of a larger Allied power intent on stopping the Red Army and Imperial Japanese Navy (who themselves might be at war with each other).
 
what kind of person would ask such a moronic question of a presidential candidate?

This is the level of the campaign. You've got Trump running around saying 'i would bring tremendous energy, i would do great deals, i would build a wall and it would be a serious wall' and you've got Carson running around 'the media is biased for asking me basic questions about my life! people turn gay in prison, i don't know what the debt ceiling is but i wouldn't have one!'

And you've now got Jeb Bush who heard killing baby Hitler was a popular thing going around right now so instead of thinking for a second and saying 'That's a ridiculous question. You're talking about time travel. Go watch Back to the Future or something'. he said 'Yeah.'

You've got to hope all of this really is just a reality show and smarter people are making the decisions off screen.
 
what kind of person would ask such a moronic question of a presidential candidate?

This is the same campaign where the leading candidate wants to build a wall with Mexico and make them pay for it and the 2nd leading candidate swears he tried to stab his mom and thinks Joseph build the pyramids to store grain. All bets are off.
 
is it a Terminator type space-time continuum?
or a Back To The Future type space-time continuum?

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Must say I disagree with T2 being listed under alternate timelines.

The characters certainly believe they've changed the future, but there is no actual evidence in the movie of their success. We never see their non-judgment day. Arnie had detailed files, but he never mentioned when Dyson was supposed to die.

On topic, Jeb's response is disgusting. Like, maybe you think about saving millions of lives or something, yes, but you don't respond to killing a baby with a 'Hell yeah!' Not if you're gonna be a leader of the free world. Idiot.
 
Jeb could also go back in time and just give Hitler a pep talk while he was in art school so he sticks with it. But no, he wants to be a motherfucking baby killer. Who's pro-life now?
 
If Jeb! does manage to go back in time, it's a foregone conclusion that he will actually fall in love with Hitler's mother-to-be and actually conceive the Nazi dictator! This must never come to pass!
 
I think the correct answer to that question would've been to say it wouldn't matter whether or not Hitler existed. Ignoring butterfly-effect changes to individual outcomes, the prevailing societal conditions would be changed little. Post WWI Germany was an economic mess due to the Treaty of Versailles essentially placing the total cost of the war's reparations on Germany's shoulders. The German people had already seen the Jews as a scapegoat for being at such a disadvantage when the war ended, and stereotypes about greed only worsened the public attitude towards them during the depression.

Whether or not the Nazi party could have risen into power lacking Hitler's charisma and ideals is debatable. Had Hitler not existed, the Nazi party still would've held similar beliefs, but they may not have received the backing necessary to make their presence felt. Looking at he facts I don't believe they would've grown in influence without his rhetoric, but the political instability of the era could still have led to their control of the government.

Even if Germany did not become the aggressor nation that we know of, the Communist Russians could still have planned to expand into Eastern Europe. Though they would likely not have progressed as far as they did without Germany having weakened those countries and not being able to defend them due to a two-front war. In addition, the Russians would be left having to fight against a unified Europe while lacking the Allied lend-lease equipment and resources they received during our WWII. Japan would still have desired to create a Pacific Empire, which would still likely lead to a confrontation with the U.S., perhaps even a different iteration of Pearl Harbor.

Ultimately, the sudden inconclusive resolution of the conflict and unsatisfactory terms of the post-war agreements were a pressure cooker for another conflict, and even without Hitler acting a catalyst for the Nazi Party's ambitions of global power, Germany would have likely become involved in another global conflict, either through some alternate government or leader capitalizing on the people's dissatisfaction and inciting war, or becoming part of a larger Allied power intent on stopping the Red Army and Imperial Japanese Navy (who themselves might be at war with each other).

Yeah, seems like it would've just delayed the inevitable and would've ended up as a more ferocious powder-keg situation with resentment building even more.

But can Jeb! travel back in time to prevent 9/11?

He's no Marky Mark
 
"Jeb! confirmed that he would slaughter a defenseless baby without compunction, stating 'You gotta step up, man.'"
 
Jeb Bush waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Nazis in the house. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Powol were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Jeb was a Repulican for ever years. When he was young he watched the republicans debates and he said to dad "I want to be on the debates daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY NAZIS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the house of the White he knew there were nazis.

"This is Powol" the radio crackered. "You must fight the nazis!"

So Jeb gotted his AR-15 and blew up the wall.

"HE IS GOING TO KILL US" said the nazis

"I will shoot at him" said the cybernazi and he fired the rocket missiles. Jeb shot hollow-points at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the nazis" he shouted

The radio said "No, Jeb. You are the nazis"

And then Jeb was a democrat.
 
Jeb Bush waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Nazis in the house. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Powol were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Jeb was a Repulican for ever years. When he was young he watched the republicans debates and he said to dad "I want to be on the debates daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY NAZIS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the house of the White he knew there were nazis.

"This is Powol" the radio crackered. "You must fight the nazis!"

So Jeb gotted his AR-15 and blew up the wall.

"HE IS GOING TO KILL US" said the nazis

"I will shoot at him" said the cybernazi and he fired the rocket missiles. Jeb shot hollow-points at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the nazis" he shouted

The radio said "No, Jeb. You are the nazis"

And then Jeb was a democrat.

Thank you so much.
 
But would he abort Fetus Hitler?

Of course not, because that would be Wrong. He'll just be standing outside the vagina with a shotgun, waiting until he sees the whites of Baby Hitler's eyes. Because that's so much better, apparently.
 
Jeb Bush waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Nazis in the house. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Powol were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Jeb was a Repulican for ever years. When he was young he watched the republicans debates and he said to dad "I want to be on the debates daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY NAZIS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the house of the White he knew there were nazis.

"This is Powol" the radio crackered. "You must fight the nazis!"

So Jeb gotted his AR-15 and blew up the wall.

"HE IS GOING TO KILL US" said the nazis

"I will shoot at him" said the cybernazi and he fired the rocket missiles. Jeb shot hollow-points at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the nazis" he shouted

The radio said "No, Jeb. You are the nazis"

And then Jeb was a democrat.
red dis 3 tims and i crid evry tiem
 
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