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[Ahasverus]

Her fat injections are now blocking her brain. "Luh ya"? Yeah time to talk like a neardenthal. This woman is in the bussiness for her buttocks and you know it. I kinda feel offended.

 

[Bladenic]

I lah yeah puppy

 

[haZethew0rld]

You know a pop song is bad when the best part of it is the rapping haaaannnn

 

[dvdjamm]

I've seen better charisma from a bag of rocks

JLo looks great for 44...I wonder if they will play the video on Revolt TV

 

[zephervack]

Doesnt "Papi" mean "dad" or "daddy".

I Luh U Daddy I Luh U Daddy I Luh UI Luh UI Luh UI Luh UI Luh U Daddy

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

44 years old still making videos and music like Justin Beiber.

 

[HammerOfThor]

FUN FACT: This is one of ten songs this year that does not feature Pitbull.

He just needs to go away already.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

*Watches on mute*

dat body

 

[flyinpiranha]

BEYONCE U AINT

 

[SafeinSound]

I LOVE YOU PUPPY

 

[Femmeworth]

The song is garbage on wheels, but I give the video a pass for the male exploitation.

Maybe it is because I'm not sexually attracted to men, but I didn't think it even did a good job in that department. Compare it to "How to Be a Heartbreaker."

 

[DR2K]

Luh oh luh

Bad English.

 

[Flink]

The sooner this song vanishes off the face of the earth the better.

 

[royalan]

1) J.Lo looks flawless.

2) YAAAAASSSS EXPLOIT THESE MEN QUEEN

 

[tmarques]

If anyone sang like THAT on an American Idol audition she would be mocked all the way back home and go viral. I can't believe this woman has the gall to tell people they can't sing.

 

[Grizzo]

Woah, J-Lo is still going strong: I mean, Goin In was one of the worst singles of 2012, and now this is shaping up to be one of the worst of 2014. It's a shame because I was looking forward to this album seeing as she's going back to urban music, but her output is still as bad as all her stuff with Pitbull. Though this song by DJ Mustard is quite good.

She needs Diddy, Darkchild and Ja Rule back in her life.

Oh well, at least she still looks amazing.

 

[Onion_Relish]

If anyone sang like THAT on an American Idol audition she would be mocked all the way back home and go viral. I can't believe this woman has the gall to tell people they can't sing.

Keep in mind that J-Lo is a pretty great singer when she is actually singing. This is just...talking with a few pitch inflections.

I wish she would go back to the "If I had your love" days. This is some pretty insipid stuff. Also, I love how French phoned this song in from another continent. Bet he's getting paid big time for it though.

 

[juliushandle]

dat nokia 2520

 

[Bloodrage]

Sounds like radio music alright.

 

[TxdoHawk]

Lopez stealing chorus ideas from the GOAT.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Axe7j_WLGYw

Now I want to go watch Golden Boy again.

Sounds like radio music alright.

Bad even by that metric. The best part of this song will be when HOT 97 DJs have to play it three times an hour and grit their teeth while they pretend to like it.

 

[Dany]

Maybe it is because I'm not sexually attracted to men, but I didn't think it even did a good job in that department. Compare it to "How to Be a Heartbreaker."

Best video of men getting wet in a music video.

 

[BadAss2961]

Song sucks.

Video is more eye candy for the ladies than men.

Winner is Marc Anthony

 

[agrajag]

Has taco flavored kisses been posted yet?

 

[Future]

Reading this thread everyone was hatin on the hook. When I finally heard it I still wasn't prepared for that crappiness

 

[ivysaur12]

Lovin' puppies.

 

[Oblivion]

I haven't clicked on the video yet but it sounds like the song is pretty bad.

HOWEVER...

Spoiler

Are there any gratuitous ass shots that redeem the video by chance?

 

[Jangocube]

Worst song I've heard in quite a while.

 

[Ahasverus]

Man I hadn't heard the song... they're not even trying. The rapper is a dork too. This is officially the worst song I've ever heard.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

J. Lo is stuck in the early 2000's if that's what she's bringing in 2014.

 

[Dice//]

The song is garbage on wheels, but I give the video a pass for the male exploitation.

^

 

[lenovox1]

Spoiler

Are there any gratuitous ass shots that redeem the video by chance?

Yeah, man ass.

 

[3N16MA]

She looks 10 years younger in this video. Those topless pics of her made her look closer to her age.

 

[ChewyDev]

Thank god. I'm sick of Pitbull screaming over a track and ruining the foundation of a decent pop song. Kesha and other artists could do better.

Mr worldwide! Dale!

 

[Devolution]

Maybe it is because I'm not sexually attracted to men, but I didn't think it even did a good job in that department. Compare it to "How to Be a Heartbreaker."

As someone sexually attracted to men, wrong.

 

[Spinluck]

That was bad, wow.

J-Lo's hotness can't redeem that shit song.

 

[Hours Left]

Don't care for the song.

The video is quite nice, however.

 

[Rodney McKay]

Dude at the beginning was right, I totally do just hear her saying "I luv ya puppy".

 

[J10]

It's not 70BPM so most DJs won't know when to play it. Dead on arrival.

 

[Koodo]

This is the prettiest bowel movement I have ever seen.

God bless JLord.

 

[Father_Brain]

Well, she knows which target audiences to pander to, clearly. Shame the song is so fucking awful.

 

[FloatingDivider]

Oh snap, I saw this last night. I could not make it all the way through regardless of how many ass-shots they threw in. Mostly because the music for this music video is some of the most horrendous garbage I have ever heard.

 

[overcast]

Maybe it is because I'm not sexually attracted to men, but I didn't think it even did a good job in that department. Compare it to "How to Be a Heartbreaker."

Maybe it's cause I'm sexually attracted to women, but I saw more male ass than J Lo ass. Consider me disappointed.

 

[Femmeworth]

As someone sexually attracted to men, wrong.

Okay, I'll take your word for it but I think there is too much focus on J Lo and quick cuts. I have an easier time understanding the sex appeal of the video I posted.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Mr worldwide! Dale!

Here we go!

 

[Oblivion]

Curiosity was piqued so I clicked the link. Awful song and there's something off about J Lo's face.

 

[daffy]

dafuq? this shit bumps

 

[Spine_Ripper]

I thought the title was a joke referencing South Park...this is just terrible. The only saving grace of this entire thing is another reason to look at her ass...but that means seeing a second of some dude's butt crack.

 

[royalan]

I need a name for this one.

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

All I hear is Allah ya papi.

Can't really hate the video though.

 

[Peanut Butter]

I love JLo to death, but I can't get behind this song.