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Jennifer Lopez's ass is criminal

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It's not like she gaped her anus straight down the camera. The reaction Seems a bit extreme for a bit of buttock.
 
Puts person known for provocative live performances on TV, then gets mad when she does just that.

Makes sense to me -_-
In their innocence, they were completely unprepared for a woman who didn't know her place.

It's not like she gaped her anus straight down the camera. The reaction Seems a bit extreme for a bit of buttock.
At least that gesture would have been honest in its vulgarity. That poor audience thought they were there to be entertained by chaste and wholesome rhythms, but instead they were forced to bear grave insults to their moral dignity from the pelvic region of a duplicitous tart.
 
Just enjoy the show, boys. Enjoy the show.

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It's not like she gaped her anus straight down the camera.

Which is why it's probably officials just fishing for bribes, makes perfect sense.

1 give incentives for your tour to come to your country

2 claim everyone is shocked and complain about vulgarity or something then threaten with jail time

3 fish for bribes to drop any potential charges = profit

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I respect the OP not posting pic. This thread may have a good chance at not being locked from the image derails.

I hold equal amount of respect for Ms. Lopez and her contributions to entertainment and business and wish her great success. I'm in line and hope I will get my chance someday though I'm not sure where I place on her list. Surely she most know I exist.
 
Threatening her with prison time because she showed some booty? Why do people even visit countries where backwards laws like these exist? Everyone should just ignore them until they get with the 21st century.

Can't you read ? It's one idiot who filed a complaint, You think she'll ever be sentenced to prison ? lol

She made millions for her show and was on a plane probably a few hours after it ended. Looks like millions of people watched her live and enjoyed it. Why shouldn't she " visit " (when she's actually getting paid and not doing charity work ) those exact countries when it's obvious that they are struggling between modernity and traditional/outdated values ?

What a way to shit on a whole country. You really are the humanist.
 
I don't know what to say about the person who complained - I expected far worse when reading the OP, and she was wearing typical pop icon wear that wasn't even revealing. Like a wardrobe malfunction or something.

I guess Beyonce can't go to Morocco either because of whoever complained.
 
Heh. I remember when she was just starting out after "In Living Color", and Cindy Crawford made the snide remark in a fashion magazine that "If I had an ass like that, I'd be to embarrassed to appear in public."

Enjoy your anonymity and irrelevancy.
 
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