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Point: No other species can digest milk after babyhood.

You're not supposed to be doing this. Drinking milk as an adult is fucking weird and makes you feel like shit. Sixty percent of adults cannot properly digest milk. We are the freaky kid from your high school who kept wearing that long black trench coat even after Columbine of the Animal Kingdom.

Point: It's gross.

Sure, we all used to poop our pants. Some of us hated taking baths. And there was probably a period of time where you thought alcohol was gross. But you grew up. You became a real person and it was time to let some things go. Let that glass of thick, cloudy water go. If you need something to wash down a sugary brownie or slice of cake, have a cup of black coffee like a grown ass person.

Counterpoint: None

http://jezebel.com/adults-should-not-be-drinking-milk-1685033047

Wut

Edit:

Also this is a thing that exists on their website:

Vagina yogurt is cool but Milk is bad? Ok.

http://jezebel.com/a-brief-chat-with-a-woman-who-made-yogurt-from-her-vagi-1685034979'

 

[Risible]

Point: Jezebel sucks ass

Counterpoint: Fuck you.

 

[lastplayed]

So why does a hot cup of tea feel so good?

 

[Zen_Arcade]

Fuck that. Milk is in cheese, and I'm not giving up cheese.

Also it's hilarious that the writer things that we should give up milk because it doesn't sit well with us, and then says that people grow up when they figure out that alcohol isn't gross. As if alcohol isn't poison you put in your body.

 

[Tagyhag]

Well I'm in the lucky 40% then. Milk is delicious and I'll never stop drinking it.

Edit: Black coffee with brownies? Ew!

 

[Wag]

Uh, no. I like ice cream.

 

[wingwah]

I hate the Internet sometimes

 

[YoungFa]

Only species to drink milk as adult. Rules planet. Coincidence?

 

[badblue]

I have not drank milk in about 20 years. I find the taste disgusting.

 

[GrantDaNasty]

Sure, we all used to poop our pants. Some of us hated taking baths. And there was probably a period of time where you thought alcohol was gross. But you grew up.

So wait. Am I a weirdo for not enjoying alcohol?

Shit, I need to re-evaluate my life. After I stop drinking milk that is.

 

[Juke Joint Jezebel]

Point: Jezebel sucks ass

Gosh! Tell me how you really feel!

And fuck not drinking milk. Milkshake is bloody delicious and I'll never give that up.

 

[MichaelFassbender]

You can take the gallons upon gallons of chocolate milk I drink from my cold, dead hands.

 

[entremet]

Drinking milk as an adult is fucking weird and makes you feel like shit.

Is this site written by teenagers?

I can drink milk fine and have no problems.

 

[Mesoian]

Point: You're not my dad
Counterpoint: :rinks Milk::

 

[Cyan]

Is this a joke article? Are they trying to tell us we shouldn't take their site seriously?

 

[rezuth]

Isn't it just the sugar in milk that they can't digest? I'm pretty sure that if you remove that its fine. Also interesting how lactose intolerance is related to certain parts of the world.

 

[Switch Back 9]

So wait. Am I a weirdo for not enjoying alcohol?

Shit, I need to re-evaluate my life. After I stop drinking milk that is.

Yes, yes you are.

Spoiler

Continues sipping my weekday-whiskey

Fuck you I like milk.

Hahahaha. I'm with ya pal, I like your attitude.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

Fuck you I like milk.

 

[markot]

Because Alcohol has no known side effects.

What a terrible article.

 

[Delta Assault]

Milk is pretty gross. Especially when it forms that weird skin on top.

 

[MLH]

It's true for me that I can no longer handle (cows) milk - it just makes me sick. I've never bothered to try any other milks.

 

[John Kowalski]

dat lactose tolerance jelly

 

[Septimus Prime]

No other species talks.

So STFU, Jezebel.

 

[whiteninja]

I'm not all too familiar with this blog but this actually sounds like something from the Onion.

 

[victreeb3l]

Fuck off. I still drink milk and cookies and eat cereal. And its delicious.

 

[Cagey]

Is this a joke article? Are they trying to tell us we shouldn't take their site seriously?

Jezebel long ago reached the point of self-parody.

 

[Madness]

Thank you blog aimed at women's interests, under the tagline "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing", I'll be sure to listen to your advice on my nutritional and health needs.

 

[GoldenEye 007]

I'm part of the 40% at this point that can handle it well I guess? So I'll keep on my smoothies and other dairy products. Although I rarely drink plain milk.

 

[JBourne]

Jezebel really is the shittiest thing on the internet.

 

[andymcc]

milk is pretty fucking gross. i only use it as an ingredient.

 

[Nokagi]

Fuck you I like milk.

And this was all that needed to be said.

 

[DOWN]

Only species to drink milk as adult. Rules planet. Coincidence?

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

Wut

Is this the milk carton from Blur's Coffee and TV?

Also, most of the Gawker blogs are suspect.

 

[Ape]

Damn, if no other species does it then I guess Humans should stop doing a bunch of shit.

Great article all around.

 

[FZZ]

Lmao at the alcohol and coffee comment

Yeah poison and caffeine make you totally like an adult

 

[Cooter]

My massive biceps disagree.

 

[SlickShoesRUCrazy]

I haven't had a glass of milk in a very very long time.

Though I do love me some ice cream/gelato and of course ya need some cheese for pizza and burgers.

 

[BannedEpisode]

I'd be looking to give this person a raise if I were her editor.

Click boom baby!

 

[Mudcrab]

The day I stop drinking good chocolate milk is the day they put me in the ground.

 

[Switch Back 9]

Damn, if no other species does it then I guess Humans should stop doing a bunch of shit.

Yeah, you're right. Fire and medicine have to go. And fuck that whole clean water business.

 

[ThatGuyAgain]

I love milk but no reason to cry if it's spilled.

 

[Tesseract]

i agree milk is fucking stupid, suck on a titty for 6 months then steak

 

[Trouble]

Fuck that. Milk is in cheese, and I'm not giving up cheese.

You have my sword, friend.

 

[braves01]

Good article. Whenever I see a grown man drink milk, I just get so upset about how the patriarchy appropriates milk, one of the defining aspects of femininity and motherhood, from those female cows and their calves, all for its own selfish desires.

 

[cbox]

99% of species can't drive cars, so fuck cars right?

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I'm of the opinion that Jezebel has reached the point it's hurting the feminist cause. And now they're hurting the anti-milk cause.

99% of species can't drive cars, so fuck cars right?

 

[Juke Joint Jezebel]

99% of species can't drive cars, so fuck cars right?

And don't forget those video games, no other creature plays those either!

 

[gutter_trash]

99% of species can't drive cars, so fuck cars right?

This made me spit milk out of my nose

 

[Violater]

As I sit down to a glass of cold lactose free, I can believe it.

 

[Shamrock7r]

Make the change to Almond Milk. Healthy and delicious. MMMmmmMmmmMmm