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[nush]

Yeah, furries can at least get pussy.

A dude in a cat fursuit doesn't count.

 

[Draef the Badger]

i could easily get some ladies on me knob end if it wasnt corona, local pub on a friday night EASY AS but even in before corona i wouldnt waste my time, i would like to one day get a new genuine woman, who would cook for me, raise beautiful children. i wont settle for anyone, its gonna happen one day 100%

wouldnt need to wear a costume and howl at the moon either

Having to pull Drunk women isn't a good sign.

 

[King of Foxes]

Having to pull Drunk women isn't a good sign.

i said i could if i wanted to! i dont want some london slapper with 15 kids, i would like a nice traditional girl

i reckon someone out there she is waiting for me and she DOESNT have an onlyfans or even an insta with bikini pics THATS NOT A GOOD SIGN

 

[notseqi]

i dont want some london slapper with 15 kids, i would like a nice traditional girl

a slapper with 4 kids then

 

[Peggies]

It's just curious that in these times where women demand respect and admiration for pretty much everything, selfrespect seems to be lower than ever. Great women's rights activists didn't fight, so we can degrade ourselves again.

 

[Max_Po]

Yikes... I wouldn't give her a free fap with that fugly face.....

 

[Draef the Badger]

i said i could if i wanted to! i dont want some london slapper with 15 kids, i would like a nice traditional girl

i reckon someone out there she is waiting for me and she DOESNT have an onlyfans or even an insta with bikini pics THATS NOT A GOOD SIGN

Sure, Elliot, I'll find you a time machine to the 1950s.

 

[King of Foxes]

Sure, Elliot, I'll find you a time machine to the 1950s.

nah im hearing good things about eastern euro chicks or even asians

plenty of polish around these parts, i only meet plumbers lol but i reckon once i finish my apprenticeship i would go to eastern europe and get a good sort, cooks cleans and looks after the kids and she would be appreciative to be married to a lad who could move her out of there im sure

just dont understand guys here settling and simping for onlyfans chicks, the only way i would even have an account on that site is if someone gave it to me for christmas

 

[Draef the Badger]

nah im hearing good things about eastern euro chicks or even asians

plenty of polish around these parts, i only meet plumbers lol but i reckon once i finish my apprenticeship i would go to eastern europe and get a good sort, cooks cleans and looks after the kids and she would be appreciative to be married to a lad who could move her out of there im sure

just dont understand guys here settling and simping for onlyfans chicks, the only way i would even have an account on that site is if someone gave it to me for christmas

Sounds like you want a slave thai bride more like lol.

 

[Nikana]

It does have dms and that's how girls make the most $$. You subscribe for free lewd teasers (sometimes that are that not different from an ig page), and for the rest you have to pay almost rent money.

That makes more sense to me why its so popular for some folks then. Not to sound too...idk the word...but its weird what people will spend money on when they think its personal.

 

[King of Foxes]

Sounds like you want a slave thai bride more like lol.

yeah thais go alright too i heard, my mate daveo went there last year and apparently bagged a heap of local girls! dunno if he got any ladyboys though lol probably did the fucking dirty cunt he is, good bloke but yeah defo simps hard AS

 

[nush]

nah im hearing good things about eastern euro chicks or even asians

Foolish earthling.

 

[RJMacready73]

yeah thais go alright too i heard, my mate daveo went there last year and apparently bagged a heap of local girls! dunno if he got any ladyboys though lol probably did the fucking dirty cunt he is, good bloke but yeah defo simps hard AS

you sound like the sorta cunt that drinks WKD and only goes to Wetherspoons

 

[Starfield]

Usually women pay me not the other way around

 

[nush]

Usually women pay me not the other way around

It doesn't count when your an Uber driver.

 

[Draef the Badger]

yeah thais go alright too i heard, my mate daveo went there last year and apparently bagged a heap of local girls! dunno if he got any ladyboys though lol probably did the fucking dirty cunt he is, good bloke but yeah defo simps hard AS

 

[navii]

right, so the chick in the photo in the OP is the one making bank, the one that's not doing so well is someone else... if my stalking is correct (I'm not signing up to the new york times to find out).

If I was a hottie I would totally try to capitalize on this shit.

 

[McCheese]

Isn't this just a supply and demand issue? They need to start electronically kicking the other girls from their virtual street corner.

 

[notseqi]

Isn't this just a supply and demand issue? They need to start electronically kicking the other girls from their virtual street corner.

virtual pimps, you say...

 

[nush]

virtual pimps, you say...

hard at work.

 

[BluRayHiDef]

Having to pull Drunk women isn't a good sign.

The struggle is real. The following video isn't mine, but it's hilarious.

 

[nush]

The struggle is real. The following video isn't mine, but it's hilarious.

Hilarious. Guy posts 6 minute salt video that he can't get any women that he used to do ten years ago. "I'm a 5 out of ten with a receding hairline and women my age are no longer interested in a guy that is just renting a home and paying off a car." Why are the women not forming an orderly queue for this "Catch"?

 

[King_Mandu]

Just go Belle Dephine and shot fantasy rape sex videos and earn MILLIONS

And yes this is no joke . Her last set was her getting totured in a bathtub by a toaster XD Before that it was schoolgorl rape in the woods

Some dude on Reddit told me make it weird and the money rolls in. We've all seen everything by now so you gotta step your game up. He mentioned some cam girl he watched who added a ventriloquist dummy into her act and her income skyrocketed. Also mentioned some women who wrote erotica that wasn't selling so they turned the busty farm maiden into a sexy dinosaur. Bam, college or some other large expense paid for in full.

 

[oagboghi2]

I feel like assuming every single woman on OnlyFans is a "thot" who doesn't want a real job is just completely ridiculous. The surge in membership in the last year is no coincidence. People lost their jobs and are trying to make ends meet however they can since there has been no concerted effort by the government to help the country and its people outside of 2 paltry "stimulus" bills in nearly 12 months.


Not every woman is just dying to get naked for strangers. This isn't a video game or an anime. These are real people making hard decisions.

And whose fault is that, Ms. Pelosi?

As always, there are NO shortcuts in life. If you think you can simply get on that site and make money, you're dead wrong. This is why I laugh at people who mock women on that site. There is nothing degenerate about taking money away from guillable idiots. That is whats happening in every single industry out there.

But's that's not what is happening. These women are complaining because they are failing on onlyfans

 

[teezzy]

What's real interesting are the legit porn stars with OF pages

I asked one of my favorites what her pricing was on a custom video.

Bitch quoted me $200

Lol no thanks wtf, i'm a simp but i have pride

Still though - some big name porn babe saying my name in a video ---- that's surreal

 

[Draef the Badger]

The struggle is real. The following video isn't mine, but it's hilarious.

There is no such struggle, you just don't have any worth.

Go to a fur-con and you'll drown in dick, pussy or ass whatever you prefer with minimal effort if its sex your after. If you want a legit partner, you must be able to worth being with. If you can't get either, well...

 

[nush]

There is no such struggle, you just don't have any worth.

Go to a fur-con and you'll drown in dick, pussy or ass whatever you prefer with minimal effort if its sex your after. If you want a legit partner, you must be able to worth being with. If you can't get either, well...

Dumbass doesn't know how to get quality hookers through the internet.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Are there dudes with onlyfans? I don't dare to google.

 

[nush]

Are there dudes with onlyfans? I don't dare to google.

Do it, report back so we can all earn some bucks.

 

[Draef the Badger]

That Nicadoavacado cringe dude on youtube has an OnlyFans.

Dumbass doesn't know how to get quality hookers through the internet.

Thats pretty sad.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Walmart where I live has a sign up saying they will hire you and start you working the same day you apply. Basically just walk through the door.

And? Just because someone is offering shit work for a minimum wage doesn’t mean you should take it. America’s obsession with ‘any job is better than no job’ is sick.

 

[YCoCg]

I will say one thing though, the women doing this kind of work are the easiest to work with when it comes to paying for editing work. Anytime I give a quote they're always happy to pay, where as more "famous" brands always try and drive me down.

 

[Draef the Badger]

I will say one thing though, the women doing this kind of work are the easiest to work with when it comes to paying for editing work. Anytime I give a quote they're always happy to pay, where as more "famous" brands always try and drive me down.

People are all about small businesses until it comes to small business people like the woman who work these jobs.

 

[notseqi]

I will say one thing though, the women doing this kind of work are the easiest to work with when it comes to paying for editing work. Anytime I give a quote they're always happy to pay, where as more "famous" brands always try and drive me down.

Sounds like you're in the position to have a best-of for private consumption. And/or bloopers set to the Benny Hill-theme

 

[NeoGiffer]

Spoiler: NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!

OnlyCunths

 

[German Hops]

Are there dudes with onlyfans? I don't dare to google.

Stirling Cooper, a pornstar, has an OnlyFans

 

[rofif]

everyone thinks they can be the next big whore on the internet... by just showing soft porno pictures. cmon

 

[oagboghi2]

And? Just because someone is offering shit work for a minimum wage doesn’t mean you should take it. America’s obsession with ‘any job is better than no job’ is sick.

Walmart doesn't offer minimum wage, and your attitude is why so many countries have astronomically high youth unemployment

 

[SKM1]

There is no such struggle, you just don't have any worth.

Go to a fur-con and you'll drown in dick, pussy or ass whatever you prefer with minimal effort if its sex your after. If you want a legit partner, you must be able to worth being with. If you can't get either, well...

 

[FStubbs]

Most women ARE boring wet blankets when it comes to personality. It's not their fault, it's evolutions fault. Women are the ones who choose their partner and men are the ones who have to work for it and attract a woman. Most men aren't born attractive, so they work for it. They workout maybe, but some are lost causes even with that, so what did men do to attract a partner?

They developed a sense of humor. A way into a woman's pants can come from charm and humor. Men refined this and it over generations it became genetic and only something men do and improve.

Women have it easy in life because of this and that is fine, it's just how we are. They don't have to improve themselves emotionally, physically or become charming. It's the main reason why female comedians from the western world are so boring. They don't have to try ever to make a man interested in them, even if they are a disgusting ham planet, a man will fuck them.

When a woman sells her body, she basically is giving away her most important thing for money. She has nothing on you after that point. You got all you wanted and there's really no reason to entertain her further. Be as blatantly honest with her as you want and call her all the things, because you don't have to amuse this princess who has had the easiest walk in life. No reason to.

So no, I don't find being cruel to women bad. Chivalry was a big fucking mistake. Women shouldn't have been protected or showered with attention. Ever. It's the reason why they are so backwards and retarded and liberal. Women should've faced the same hardships as men all the time and I'm sure they would be as interesting and funny as men.

Eh, I'm pretty sure women actually being able to choose their partner is not only something that has only been happening on a large scale in the last 100-150 years, but in a good part of the world, they still can't. So ... not sure what follows is correct either.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Foolish earthling.

If he isn't shitposting holy shit lol.

 

[nush]

If he isn't shitposting holy shit lol.

Never assume malice if stupidity is still an option on the table.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I'm waiting for tech to become more advanced so that I can transform into a woman digitally in real time and sell my body.

 

[nush]

I'm waiting for tech to become more advanced so that I can transform into a woman digitally in real time and sell my body.

The tech is already there to be an anime girl. Go be an Asian Gopnitsa, capture that market for big gains.

 

[Dural]

My wife's former personal trainer has been bragging about making $70,000/month from onlyfans. She used to be pretty good looking, but now she's all plastic; boobs, butt, and face.

 

[OverHeat]

My wife's former personal trainer has been bragging about making $70,000/month from onlyfans. She used to be pretty good looking, but now she's all plastic; boobs, butt, and face.

No name??? Or pics??

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

Are there dudes with onlyfans? I don't dare to google.

The "Leave Brittany alone" guy has an OnlyFans page

















Yuuuuuu-uuup

 

[Elektro Demon]

The tech is already there to be an anime girl. Go be an Asian Gopnitsa, capture that market for big gains.

I'm offended that you associate me with russian slavs. My people have nothing to do with those slavs. We're different slavs.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

Some dude on Reddit told me make it weird and the money rolls in. We've all seen everything by now so you gotta step your game up. He mentioned some cam girl he watched who added a ventriloquist dummy into her act and her income skyrocketed. Also mentioned some women who wrote erotica that wasn't selling so they turned the busty farm maiden into a sexy dinosaur. Bam, college or some other large expense paid for in full.

It's been known for quite some time.

I used to know this guy who did self help and whatever pseudo-science-of-the-month videos n stuff back when dvds still sold and he transitioned into porn. He realised back then normal is a shithole since anyone can bust up their phone and do "normal" porn. Started moving into bizarre territory and it's been a good business for him.

 

[EverythingsOverrated]

I was thinking about this the other day. It's only a matter of time before incredible facial recognition is available to the masses. Imagine for part of a background check for work and whatnot when they'll be able to take a picture of you and run it through some AI to find all pictures of you on the interwebs.

I imagine a lot of employers in the future are going to be running into the conundrum of whether or not they should hire someone with hundreds of pictures and videos of them showing their butthole. Then in 15 years some other online blog will write an article about middle aged people losing their jobs due to their excess anus exposition