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[Borgnine]

So the intruder left MThanded?

 

[MThanded]

So the intruder left MThanded?

huzzzahhh

 

[DarkJediKnight]

This kid should get extra credit in his Muslim law class.

I was thinking, why Muslim and then..... :lol

Fucking burgler got what he deserved. How do you get arrested 29 times and still roam the streets?

 

[Evolved1]

So the intruder left MThanded?

:lol :lol

 

[Phobophile]

There are some reports that this student has a huge scar going down his face and whistles "The Farmer in the Dell"

Took 36 replies for a Wire joke.

 

[ZephyrFate]

This kid should get extra credit in his Muslim law class.

:lol

 

[Rentahamster]

So the intruder left MThanded?

Thumbs up.

 

[nincompoop]

Cut it with the puns guys... so lame.

Not yet, let me take a stab at it first.

 

[Lucky Forward]

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bal-sword0915,0,4027961.story

Burglars had already stolen two laptops and a Sony PlayStation from the student's home Monday, according to Guglielmi.

Justifiable homicide.

 

[Schwowsers]

No one should have the opportunity to be caught committing the same crime 29 times and still be released back into the general population. He should've been locked up for life or sent to Australia.

 

[MThanded]

Ardila, 19, said one of the roommates owned a samurai sword and generally kept it in his room. Ardila described the student as somewhat outgoing, although they did not speak frequently.

"He kept the sword on top of his cabinet," Ardila said.

Five people lived at the house during the summer, according to Ardila, who now lives a few blocks away.

"You don't expect to hear that someone you know killed a guy with a samurai sword. From what little I know of him, he wasn't some guy going out to kill," Ardila said.

that quote makes me lol

 

[captive]

I was thinking, why Muslim and then..... :lol

Fucking burgler got what he deserved. How do you get arrested 29 times and still roam the streets?

fuck, it only takes 3 arrests with drugs to go to jail for a while..

 

[Degen]

So he was released from prison after what might have been his 29th robbery arrest...
...only to try and rob somebody three days later.

This guy needed help he wasn't getting.

 

[DemiMatt]

Cut it with the puns guys... so lame.

 

[KevinCow]

That is badass.

 

[Askani]

"Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?"

 

[Agnostic]

This guy needed help he wasn't getting.

I know, this man definitely had some major problems. Society didn't do anything to rehabilitate this man into a productive citizen. If only someone was able to lend a hand.

 

[USD]

29 arrests for burglary? Way to fuck yourself over.

 

[Dresden]

Has anyone here had their home broken into? The student did the right thing, it feels absolutely terrible finding out that someone went through your belongings while you weren't there. 29 counts of burglarly? Motherfucker should've gotten decapitated.

 

[methane47]

http://img.moronail.net/img/6/7/767.jpg

LOL that is too cute

 

[victreeb3l]

:lol this thread has delivered on both awesome and funny

 

[bigmit3737]

So the intruder left MThanded?

:lol :lol :lol

 

[RBH]

:lol

 

[Sanjuro]

Samurai swords are for fucking losers.

 

[qcf x2]

Samurai swords are for fucking losers.

Maybe you should change "losers" to "badasses".

 

[Veidt]

So the intruder left MThanded?

Genius. Fucking genius :lol :lol :lol

 

[Big-E]

Samurai swords are for fucking losers.

.

 

[-PXG-]

Three threads GAF? Really?

 

[tonkatsu_ramen]

The guy must of had some training to be able to cut of a guys hand.

 

[DY_nasty]

The guy must of had some training to be able to cut of a guys hand.

Not really.

One guy swings the fuck out of a sharp metal object, the other guy,afraid, puts his arms out in front of himself in a defensive reflex.

 

[DoomGyver]

The guy must of had some training to be able to cut of a guys hand.

WTF? you swing the fucking sword.

training my ass

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Three threads GAF? Really?

*Ahem* Yeah, who the fuck would do that?? What an ass.

 

[Meier]

I'm still at a loss as to how he could be charged with anything.

 

[Zeke]

kid better not get any charges slapped on him

 

[Hyunkel6]

For some reason, I read "Jimmy Hopkins armed with sword kills an intruder". I was speechless for at least 5 seconds.

 

[Eaten By A Grue]

Not really.

One guy swings the fuck out of a sharp metal object, the other guy,afraid, puts his arms out in front of himself in a defensive reflex.

The kid should have bought something two handed like a claymore. Way more intimidating.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

The guy took the Castle Doctrine way too literally.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

I'm still at a loss as to how he could be charged with anything.

Yeah no kidding. If you break into a guy's house and then lung at him, you deserve whatever you have coming.

 

[SnakeswithLasers]

*Ahem* Yeah, who the fuck would do that?? What an ass.

 

[diddlyD]

on one hand, i think the guy deserved it

 

[KibblesBits]

Obviously the kid leveled up from this.

 

[Rayven_king]

I know, this man definitely had some major problems. Society didn't do anything to rehabilitate this man into a productive citizen. If only someone was able to lend a hand.

Superb! :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Plywood]

So the intruder left MThanded?

huzzzahhh

 

[Alucrid]

on one hand, i think the guy deserved it

...and on the other. Oh wait.

 

[Sibylus]

That robber sure lived life to the hilt.

 

[Aske]

Samurai swords are for fucking losers.

...Thereby adding injury to insult! Especially when they break into your home.

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

Samurai swords are for fucking losers.

 

[Conrad Link]

Bankai!

 

[Youta Mottenai]

*scrolls thread*
*not one "bu, bu, but the poor burglar..." or similar post*
*ponders if this is Bizarro-Gaf or wtf is happening*

Oh, and OT:

Victoly!

 

[Sibylus]

*scrolls thread*
*not one "bu, bu, but the poor burglar..." or similar post*
*ponders if this is Bizarro-Gaf or wtf is happening*

Oh, and OT:

Victoly!

Experienced criminal invades house, attacks homeowner, finds himself playing hanky panky with the other side of eternity.

The Sympathy Bus is all out of gas.