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[Jenga]

I always kind of thought he was a douche based on the chat logs that were released by some of his former colleagues at Wikileaks.

link plz

Except Assange is a pimp and clearly wouldn't need to post a girl age.

if i started wikileaks i bet there'd be a bunch of girls after my dick and i wouldnt need to rub coffee all over my ass to get it

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Honestly, it kind of sounds like he's having a laugh in these. That coffee excerpt is ridiculous but funny.

 

[msv]

Just some bullshit written. It's not creepy or relevant. OP is the creepy one here.

In other news, ChiTownBuffalo confirmed as douchebag, possible CIA plug.

 

[besada]

Does the OP really want to determine the character of a human being based off a single site on the internet? Because I'm reasonably sure someone might have some unusual ideas about him if they meandered through the "Worst Picture" thread and found him toting a gun, dressed in a Tigger costume.

 

[Busty]

Dear OP,

If you have access to a time machine I suggest you travel back in time and stop the US Military's IT department from inexplicably sticking a CD burner in a 'top secret' computer terminal.

Problem solved.

Yours Busty.

 

[Jenga]

Does the OP really want to determine the character of a human being based off a single site on the internet? .

you tell me you bitter old man

 

[DarkKyo]

I'm sorry but this guy is so amazingly awesome...

 

[Sweedishrodeo]

this movie is gonna kick ass

Does the OP really want to determine the character of a human being based off a single site on the internet? Because I'm reasonably sure someone might have some unusual ideas about him if they meandered through the "Worst Picture" thread and found him toting a gun, dressed in a Tigger costume.

this

 

[Busty]

you tell me you bitter old man

 

[afternoon delight]

Take me seriously!

 

[Jex]

hey gaf i know you're gonna hate, but this def sounds like the diary of someone who would have sex with a girl and not tell her he didn't use a condom

please direct all complaints to my PM box

Is it possible to jump in and make crazy assertions, in another Wikileaks thread, and then direct the reasonable responses away from the thread itself?

 

[Monocle]

how would being a terrible writer make people appreciate him as a renegade freedom fighter

I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark here and suggest that Assange's haughty attitude in his diaries could, in some people's minds, reinforce or enhance the image he's crafted for himself as the public face of WikiLeaks by showing that his nonconformist values extend to his personal life.

 

[hamchan]

We're all douchebags in here. Except for me of course.

 

[ToxicAdam]

link plz

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/09/wikileaks-revolt/

 

[Kusagari]

if i started wikileaks i bet there'd be a bunch of girls after my dick and i wouldnt need to rub coffee all over my ass to get it

Don't hate on Assange because you're not able to use psychological warfare on women like he is!

 

[Forever]

I'm so good at finding what I don't like the most.

So I think it's time for us to have a toast...

 

[Imm0rt4l]

:lol man this guy has an ego.

 

[Jenga]

reinforce or enhance the image he's crafted for himself as the public face of WikiLeaks by showing that his nonconformist values extend to his personal life.

in an almost comical and ludicrous manner

 

[LosDaddie]

The guy sounds awesome and speaks/writes with the confidence of a man who has banged many women. No wonder GAF thinks he's a douche.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

This thread is going in all the places I had thought it would.

Although, I was a little disappointed that it took so long for the ad hominem Tigger picture associations to show up.

 

[Sweedishrodeo]

anyone who thinks that mind games and general douchery are not essential tools in pulling a ton of ass obviously does not pull a ton of ass

 

[Busty]

This thread is going in all the places I had thought it would.

anyone who thinks that mind games and general douchery is not an essential tool in pulling a ton of ass obviously does not pull a ton of ass

This. A MILLION TIME THIS.

 

[Monocle]

Monocle is also right, although I enjoy how he aimed it at me instead of using a generic term like "the masses" but the statement's more or less correct. The smarter a person is the more likely they're no longer going to have the patience to deal with people not as smart, thus, they're douches.

Actually, I sort of meant to satirize the stance some anti-intellectuals take in accusing educated people of elitism the moment they display any sign of skill or refinement. But then, there's a kernel of truth in many distortions.

in an almost comical and ludicrous manner

Over-the-top characters appeal to some people. I say he totally fits the role of a real life supervillain, origin story and all.

 

[Forever]

Although, I was a little disappointed that it took so long for the ad hominem Tigger picture associations to show up.

Wait, is that you in that picture or something?

 

[AlexMogil]

I can get behind these leaks. Now TMZ can get involved! Thank god!

 

[OmniAvenger]

Anyone else read those passages in their head and hear Andrew Ryan?

 

[Vandiger]

Well you gotta be a douche if you want to bang lots of women, thats just reality. Confidence = douche, I guess.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Wait, is that you in that picture or something?

Yes.

I am fulfilling somone's red state 2nd Amendment Asian furry fantasies or something.

I have no excuse for that picture, but its hilarious as hell.

 

[J. M. Romeo]

anyone who thinks that mind games and general douchery is not an essential tool in pulling a ton of ass obviously does not pull a ton of ass

Very much so.

 

[Klyka]

Would be fun to be that guy for a bit, I guess.

 

[LosDaddie]

Yes.

I am fulfilling somone's red state 2nd Amendment Asian furry fantasies or something.

I have no excuse for that picture, but its hilarious as hell.

It's a great picture.

 

[Forever]

Yes.

I am fulfilling somone's red state 2nd Amendment Asian furry fantasies or something.

I have no excuse for that picture, but its hilarious as hell.

The thread already seems to be derailed so I hope it's okay for me to ask how exactly one ends up in such a situation.

Would be fun to be that guy for a bit, I guess.

Plotting revenge from a jail cell against the most powerful nations and interests in the world isn't for everyone.

 

[Mik2121]

Oh u so jelly

 

[itxaka]

Does the OP really want to determine the character of a human being based off a single site on the internet? Because I'm reasonably sure someone might have some unusual ideas about him if they meandered through the "Worst Picture" thread and found him toting a gun, dressed in a Tigger costume.

Aaaand this shows why Besada is on of the best posters in gaf.

 

[Busty]

Yes.

What?

I am fulfilling somone's red state 2nd Amendment Asian furry fantasies or something.

WHAT?! It seems to me that you and Assange aren't that different at all.

I have no excuse for that picture, but its hilarious as hell.

It is funny.
But man alive.
It's you.
On the Internet.
Dressed as a tiger....thing.
FOREVER!

 

[ToxicAdam]

Banging on people for a posting a funny pic is lame. It just discourages others from doing the same and sharing. Defeats the purpose of trying to have a community.

 

[Busty]

Banging on people for a posting a funny pic is lame. It just discourages others from doing the same and sharing. Defeats the purpose of trying to have a community.

A community of furries?!

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

He sounds like a man who likes to go balls deep.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

The thread already seems to be derailed so I hope it's okay for me to ask how exactly one ends up in such a situation.

It is funny.
But man alive.
It's you.
On the Internet.
Dressed as a tiger....thing.
FOREVER!

Well, out of frame was my ex. Who came up with the idea. I was well rewarded in a non-monetary manner. I regret nothing.

Ok, I regret it a little bit. But, it keeps me humble. Like, I also try to train/learn MMA, and everytime I think I might be good, I get my ass kicked. This, is my ego's version of going to the gym ad getting its ass kicked.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

A community of furries?!

Well armed furries.

 

[Busty]

Well armed furries.

Is there any other kind?

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I <3 Gaf.

 

[dimb]

He sounds like a man who likes to go balls deep.

He sounds like a man who ejaculates as soon as he gets his dick wet.

 

[nelsonroyale]

....doesn't seem that out of the ordinary to me, except that it reads like some of the trashy romance novels that my granny used to read. Seems like a parody to me

 

[ConfusingJazz]

The guy seems to really like myspace-esque photos of himself.

 

[Chichikov]

This isn't political.

Oh yes it is.
And it's only going to get worse.

 

[shuri]

I always kind of thought he was a douche based on the chat logs that were released by some of his former colleagues at Wikileaks. This is just more evidence of someone that desperately wants to be loved.
.

I've been dying to find those logs again. It's impossible to find them nowadays.. He was such an ass to his coworkers.

edit:
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/09/wikileaks-revolt/

That's the link! He has a god complex

You are not anyone’s king or god,” wrote Domscheit-Berg in the chat. “And you’re not even fulfilling your role as a leader right now. A leader communicates and cultivates trust in himself. You are doing the exact opposite. You behave like some kind of emperor or slave trader.”

“You are suspended for one month, effective immediately,” Assange shot back. “If you wish to appeal, you will be heard on Tuesday.”

 

[hsukardi]

In some ways you can think he's full of corn, but some of these very people, in real life, can be very charismatic and move mountains. And plebians laugh at shadows.

 

[morningbus]

It was in the early night-time hours, she saw me, standing there like some Adonis, back stretched as if to remind the creatures nestled at my feet just how man evolved in the first place; as if to witness to the mini-men marred by minutia: your tiny lives are but the elaborate moves of an intricate game of Korfball. Dare she approach she thought, I thought. Her eyes pinged back and forth as the wingless pigeons passively whimpered beneath me. I removed my strides and smalls at once, having always planned for such contingencies, found her eyes, and took a standing shit at once. My essence emblazoned against the footpath, I knew its effervescence would force her mind to recall her years as a baby and remember the reassurance she would feel when her Father changed her nappy.

My eyes remained trained on her's. I knew she was mine.

 

[ToxicAdam]

Oh yes it is.
And it's only going to get worse.

What's your assertion, that this was intentionally released by THE MAN to discredit him?