PerezDeCorcho
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Boom.Ugh genetically modified dino kinda ruins the whole battling nature theme of this series...
Also where is Chris Pratts Spas 12
Why isnt he riding a KLR at the end
and how does a mosquito get aquatic dino dna
Boom.Ugh genetically modified dino kinda ruins the whole battling nature theme of this series...
Also where is Chris Pratts Spas 12
Why isnt he riding a KLR at the end
and how does a mosquito get aquatic dino dna
lol
Of all the things to complain about in this trailer.
The only one that bothered me was "depends on what kind of dinosaur they cooked up in that lab". That was too far over the line to cheesy for me. The others were fine
Dinos were always genetically modifiedUgh genetically modified dino kinda ruins the whole battling nature theme of this series...
Also where is Chris Pratts Spas 12
Why isnt he riding a KLR at the end
and how does a mosquito get aquatic dino dna
it shows up on the phone...nice touch
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Pratt's delivery was terrible and WHY IS HE TEAMING UP WITH RAPTORS?
Shocked on two fronts:
1. This is getting made.
2. People are excited.
The exact same movie 4 times? Making the same mistakes as the sequels?
Contrived sense of awe followed by PG-13 Slasher tropes? Check.
Senseless child companion? Check.
"Nature can't be controlled." theme? Check.
"Corporations are greedy." theme? Check.
God, this looks dumb. I was actually interested until this trailer.
I think I'm good.
You live it though. Pretty sure that thing is going to come out of your toilet.
Are there parasols on that beach back there? The beach where the giant crocosaur roams in the water? No one would be stupid enough to get close to the water, but never underestimate dumb teens daring eachother to do dumb shit to prove their courage. Also would suck if the tram shutdown above that bridge. I'm not meaning to dogpile on the movie, but when you're selling a dinosaur park, I can't help but nitpick at the logistics and safety precautions.
Wait there is a tram line that goes over the same pool a dino crocodile is kept. That seems like a bad design choice.
I hope the hybrid dino is called a "Raptorsaurus." That's about as creative as I expect from this movie.
Pratt's delivery sounds pretty bad in some of those lines.
CG looks awful, the park looks fake as hell.
Part of the original's charm was the real environments. JP felt like a real place.
Best CG in a movie ever.
Whatever, I'm so hype over this. If it's good good, awesome. If it's good bad funny, great, whatever, another dino movie.
Would be neat if it has a Malcolm/Alan/Ellie cameo just because.
Maaaaybe the "hacker" grandaughter from JP1 messes things up while "hacking." :O twist
Not really, just look at amusement parks and how they have to keep doing new and crazy stuff to keep people going.You can also bet there are better and more original story concepts that could serve as a solution to that problem.
Except that kid didn't go to JP, he was the one on the excavation site (the one that said the raptor looked like a large turkey)A Jurassic Park movie outlining the horrors this kid witnessed and suffers from as an adult due to his experience at Jurassic Park would probably make for a more interesting premise than what we have now.
No, Nedry just accelerated the problems, the dinos were already reproducing unchecked and the lysine limitation was not working.In JP1, their hubris was that they thought they could control "life", they didn't fully understand the genetics, which ends up biting them in the butt. Heck, Hammond specifically mentions that as far as safety, "Every precaution has been taken". Not to mention that even with the extra dinos they didn't know existed the REAL problem was sabotage. Which had nothing to do with their hubris about creating and controlling "life". Heck, JP would have worked fine if Nedry hadn't turned the power off everything.
In JW, safety seems to be an after thought. And the park going "nuts" is all about their Frankenstein's Monster escaping their meager defenses.
The Park is on a remote island, it's probably *very* expensive to go so the amount of people that could probably go is far more limited than Sea World (of which there are a few around the world and not in remote locations so they are more accessible) and it's not like there would be much reason to visit multiple times. Unless of course there are new attractions to see.I don't buy it. You have thousands of people a year wanting to go to see whales at sea world (fucking horrible place it may be) I do not accept that if the managed to open a park with real life dinosaurs they would struggle to find people to visit after a decade. That is just nonsense.
I hope the hybrid dino is called a "Raptorsaurus." That's about as creative as I expect from this movie.
How many movies have you seen?Best CG in a movie ever.
Whatever, I'm so hype over this. If it's good good, awesome. If it's good bad funny, great, whatever, another dino movie.
Would be neat if it has a Malcolm/Alan/Ellie cameo just because.
Maaaaybe the "hacker" grandaughter from JP1 messes things up while "hacking." :O twist
ILM is doing the effects.
How nuts I would have expected much better.
ILM is doing the effects.
How nuts I would have expected much better.
Are there parasols on that beach back there? The beach where the giant crocosaur roams in the water? No one would be stupid enough to get close to the water, but never underestimate dumb teens daring eachother to do dumb shit to prove their courage. Also would suck if the tram shutdown above that bridge. I'm not meaning to dogpile on the movie, but when you're selling a dinosaur park, I can't help but nitpick at the logistics and safety precautions.
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Jesus Christ what a shitty house. Did a four year old build it? it doesn't even have a roof.
Part of the reason the 1993 CG looks so good is because it was based on months if not years of stop-motion work before it and the people doing it all were one team (as opposed to having a dozen unconnected VFX houses do the work for the lowest bid)
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Look at the number of bones in that T-Rex: Less than 30 joints! They knew what they were doing back then. Today a Rigger TD would probably put at least 10x the amount of bones in.
The CG doesn't look any better than the CG from the first movie >_>
Jurassic Park just seems so 90's to me. Bringing it back now seems really really cheesball, but I completely understand that that's probably what the fans want.
Pretty much. Should have stayed away from this.Well, that looked awful.
Not impressed really, looks way too by the numbers.
And that's what I thought before the very end. Seriously, raptors running alongside the keeper? Imagine that with lions, even then it would look stupid.
Anyone you recognise?
Anyone you recognise?
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