Well the general population has low standards. See: Taylor Swifts record sales and the amount of money the Hobbit and Avengers made.
The LEGO Movie.
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Jurassic World.
"Everything" you say?
Hmmm I'm looking forward to the film but I hope it's as fleshed out as the first and second iteration.
Where is this on the timeline though? Is it after the events of John Hammond's first park?
There will be a licensed Japanese harem love game.Jurassic Love: A clever girl velociraptor falls for her hunky human trainer Christ Pratt only to realize that it's a love that can never be.
Only 1 alive I think.Wait....is there multiple genetic hybrid dinos or just one?
I'm getting very strange Jaws 3 vibes here.
Looks cheesy as DAY FUCKING ONE
Literally chronologically with our real-world timeline. 22 years after the incident in the first movie. World opened in 2005 according to the Masrani Global viral site.
Twenty years after the events of the first film, and the park in Jurassic World has existed for 10, from my understanding.
The first three were at least, ostensibly, about dinosaurs.
Was excited until they showed what the movie was about.
Before this movie hit production, there was a time in which Josh Brolin was playing Chris Pratts character. Obviously havent seen the movie yet but i think he could have been more convincing . The look of age , also comes the look of wisdom.
They had higher themes (uh, at least the first did), but they were set to the backdrop of dinosaurs. This looks like it's set to the backdrop of a goofy video game monster.Were they, though? The first had light philosophical meanderings on playing God and the control (or lack thereof) over nature. The second and third, not so much.
He's not fucking with you but he's certainly making it sound dumber than it will actually be in the context of the movie.
Well... we don't know that yet.
22 years from now we'll still be using shitty tablets.
Isn't it present day?
Isn't it present day? By the time it releases anyway (2015)
I imagine they'll either recreate Jurassic World or revamp the Jurassic Park section at Universal to resemble it. That gyrosphere is begging to be some kind of amusement park ride/attraction. A VR thing in the sphere would be fucking awesome.
This is how every single CG heavy movie goes. They literally can't finish them that fast, otherwise the movie wouldn't have a year of post production.
The same conversation every time:
"Why does the CG look unfinished?"
"Because it is unfinished"
"Well why put out a trailer with unfinished CG?"
"Because they have to put out a trailer"
"Why not show no CG in the trailer then?"
Because then you get:
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"Uh, eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs in your dinosaur movie trailer? Hello?"
He's not fucking with you but he's certainly making it sound dumber than it will actually be in the context of the movie.
We don't. That being said, it's still going to look mostly like the other dinosaurs in these movies, only with those unique traits. You see it running after Pratt in the trailer, and while it was just a shot of its legs (nice throwback to the first movie) I didn't get the sense that they've created something totally bonkers, at least not in the sense people are imagining.
Basic concept isn't about severity, but about safety, taking the right precautions and rules/guidelines. We keep dangerous animals at the zoo, but we (mostly) take sufficient precautions and resumes business as usual. Saw if Jurassic Park were based in reality, it would be part of a similar concept. Animal breaks out, wreaks some havoc, the zoo restructures its safety precautions and are allowed to continue their business.I'd say there's a pretty big difference between giant ass dinosaurs and a trainer being killed/a couple of people getting hurt or killed on a ride, hahahaha.
Of course they could.Chris Pratt looks uninspired as fuck. They couldn't find anyone better as lead?
It'll look like a T-Rex, most likely, but with the additional abilities.
AND whoever cut the trailer built that line up with music and editing. It was a massive eye-roller.I guess i can't fault pratt that much when they give him such generic and cornball dialog. "It depends on what kind of dinosaur they cooked up in that lab."
Will they have a coupon day is my most burning question.
I didn't get that sense of awe I did from the original.
They had higher themes (uh, at least the first did), but they were set to the backdrop of dinosaurs. This looks like it's set to the backdrop of a goofy video game monster.
So it's sort of like... after seeing dinos for decades they just aren't that mindblowing anymore and someone would have to go to extreme lengths to recapture that sense of awe?
AND whoever cut the trailer built that line up with music and editing. It was a massive eye-roller.
Will they have a coupon day is my most burning question.
Our generation's Harrison Ford....is Harrison Ford.
Our generation's Harrison Ford....is Harrison Ford.