Made up creatures and domesticated raptors totally killed my hype for this film.
They've said it again that the Raptors are not tamed/domesticated. They're pretty much like Crocodiles/Alligators and Chris Pratt is the Croc Hunter.
Anyway, after rewatching the JP Trilogy recently, I've decided to rethink my ordering of the films in terms of enjoyability.
Obviously it goes without saying that JP1 sits at a level far faaaar above the sequels, so much so that it feels out of place.
However, in retrospect I actually think that JP3 was much much more enjoyable a film than JP2.
JP2 just does not feel like a cohesive film. Its structure and pacing is all over the place, from the lackluster beginning with the nonchalant way they introduce the second island out of nowhere, to the cast of characters that feel as if they're playing parodies or are so out of place. Jeff Goldblum is also a terrible actor in this film. In the first he was fine as the goofy guy, and here he tries to be serious and goofy and it just really doesn't work.
Like I said earlier, I think someone else put it best that this film feels like a bunch of ideas people came up with on a whiteboard of Dino's attacking people in various situations and trying to tie them all together with sloppy duct-tape. Compared to the original especially, it just feels like such an empty and shallow viewing experience. I mean, some of the deaths are just so mind-numblingly dumb I suppose it is meant to be hilarious, like that one guy i mentioned earlier who is hiding with everyone from a T-Rex, but gets spooked by a snake and runs right into the T-Rex's mouth.
I'll even go as far as to say that Dr. Sarah is a worse character in this film than the mother Amanda in JP3. She's supposed to be a freaking scientist and expert yet she does so many stupid things it's not even funny (where as Amanda is just a witless mom).
JP3, while having as stupid a scenario as you can come up with, at least feels like it's moving towards some discernible goals (Get to the Island, Find/Rescue the kid, escape). It also has a leaner cast, Sam Neil is just a much better character than Goldblum even though he's obviously not giving it his all given the film's circumstances, and short runtime so it doesn't overstay its welcome, although it has an ending that sort of fizzles out. I think JP3 actually works because it makes no effort to hide the fact that you want Tea Leoni to get eaten due to her stupidity, and if she had been, I think people would have remembered the film more fondly.
I remember someone comparing the Plane sequence in JP3 to the Trailer sequence in JP2, and I don't think that works. The Trailer sequence in JP2 over the cliff just went ON and ON and ON, I mean, how many times did they climb up only to fall back down again? The Plane sequence in JP3 was over pretty quickly in comparison.
But yeah, the Spinosaurus "teleporting" everywhere in the film and pursuing them like a deranged psycho was quite out there.
I just so hope that Trevorrow really identified just what went so obviously wrong with JP2 and 3 and doesn't repeat things.