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Just tried Five Guys, does it get better than this?

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Can someone break down the burger tiers for me? Which establishments would be:

Top Tier:

Mid Tier:

Bottom Tier:

If something other than the burger is being factored into the equation, for example amazing fries or fabulous shake, just make a note of it. Also, if you can describe what makes the burger special (special sauce/toppings, quality of meat, fancy bread/cheeses) that would be helpful as well.

We're getting a Five Guys nearby soon, and Elevation Burger just opened up across from a Red Robin here. The burger wars have started!

IMO

Top: five guys (Cajun fries are God level and the burgers are good), Shake Shack (smoke burger is Insanely good, fries are meh), in n out (for the price, burger not as good as the others but much much cheaper), the counter

Mid: hook, umami, habit

Bottom: McDonald's, Wendy's, jack in the box, Carl's jr

N/a: smash burger (never had it)
 
Of all the times i've ever been to a 5 guys, i've actually never ordered a burger. I've only ordered the cajun fries and went to other places for food, Kirby's coney island for $1 coneys(during coney month), a bowl of chili (for the fries), and the meijer next door to all these location for a drink (i did this once on a Fat Binge(i think thats the right term) day ... it was the fattest i've ever felt in my life)) I should really try the burgers, just dont like the price, but if i'm willing to pay the price for a nacho/burrito at qdobas .. well i should bite the bullet.
 
It you only prior experience is McDonalds than the bar is pretty low.

Five Guys is mediocre at best.

Be sure to bus your own table and clean up after others who don't, lest you be called an animal and shamed on a primarily videogame focused forum.
 
Shake Shack and In-N-Out. Go try those and you'll never come back.

In-N-Out was shit. Much prefer our Whataburger than that.

Also. Five Guys was amazing! I love their burgers, I also got free drinks there! The chick working there was awesome, and cute as hell. :)
 
I don't understand how people can like five guys, the food is greasy as hell and tastes just awful.

The only thing decent they sell is the fries.
 
Five guys never give me enough BBQ sauce yet they give me all the fries in the universe it's like some gruel ironic joke. Burgers might be unmatched in the uk at least.
 
I don't see the big deal with five guys, went there a few years ago and they use processed cheese.

A burger needs real cheese
 
I don't find anything significantly different or better about their burgers than any other Steak'n'Shake type place. I like the burgers at Denny's more than 5 guys, and Denny's burgers are cheaper, and bigger.

The only redeeming quality about 5 guys is when I'm hungry for burger and fries, their burgers are adequate, and their large fry is like unreasonably large.. great for when I'm stoned. Seriously go order a large fry.. it's just like.. wtf. Big thing of fries, tossed in a brown paper bag that is then filled with fries.
 
I don't get what you are paying for there? I think for the idea 5 Guys are making it and the ability to see five guys scurry around and inefficiently put together your meal. I could find three mexican guys that could do their work faster and better.

But to get back to the point. For the price you could eat at a simple italian or greek cafe and get the same meal with service. Not the pointless amount of fries or a bunch of extraneous toppings but a good burger and nice service.

The patties are cooked well which sad since they are putting on a show of cooking to order. Smashburger and other places all cook them well but they do the griddle smash and get that nice char.

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The final indignity of 5 Guys may only apply to residents of Boulder, CO, but the 5 Guys is across the street from a Del Taco which offers the Double Del which you can get with a coupon for 99 cents. Even full price it's still half the cost of Five Guys.

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From a taco joint, just as good as 5 Guys and cooked to order.

I don't find anything significantly different or better about their burgers than any other Steak'n'Shake type place. I like the burgers at Denny's more than 5 guys, and Denny's burgers are cheaper, and bigger.

The only redeeming quality about 5 guys is when I'm hungry for burger and fries, their burgers are adequate, and their large fry is like unreasonably large.. great for when I'm stoned. Seriously go order a large fry.. it's just like.. wtf. Big thing of fries, tossed in a brown paper bag that is then filled with fries.

Hell yeah, the Denny's basic burger should be the scale all other burgers are rated on. Most fast food will fall below and a restaurant will have to do something special to be considered better.
 
I don't find anything significantly different or better about their burgers than any other Steak'n'Shake type place. I like the burgers at Denny's more than 5 guys, and Denny's burgers are cheaper, and bigger.

The only redeeming quality about 5 guys is when I'm hungry for burger and fries, their burgers are adequate, and their large fry is like unreasonably large.. great for when I'm stoned. Seriously go order a large fry.. it's just like.. wtf. Big thing of fries, tossed in a brown paper bag that is then filled with fries.

First time I went to 5 guys I was like wtf is this madness lol
 
cajun fries are like crack, no one's gettin ripped off on that one.

The burgers are overpriced though, but they're pretty good. In n out is really good as well but its overrated.
 
The final indignity of 5 Guys may only apply to residents of Boulder, CO, but the 5 Guys is across the street from a Del Taco which offers the Double Del which you can get with a coupon for 99 cents. Even full price it's still half the cost of Five Guys.

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From a taco joint, just as good as 5 Guys and cooked to order.

If a double del is anywhere near as good as five guys you must have both an awesome del taco and a garbage five guys. They really aren't in the same league.

Burgers are small af but sogood.jpg and chit ton of fries

So expensive

More carbs = they rip u off

I find it hard to believe that anyone would call a five guys burger small. Are you ordering the little version?
 
The burgers and fries taste good. I swear some people have some unreasonably high standards and are unable to simply admit when something tastes good. Not everything has to be in competition to be your favorite thing, simply tasting great is fine by me, and Five Guys does that successfully.
 
Every god damn Five guys thread:

"Five Guys is amazing!"

"It's ok I guess. [insert preferred burger joint] is better"

Every god damn thread...

Anyone who says Five Guys isn't legit is a god damn hater btw. Sorry. I mean, it's cool if you think there are better burger joints, hell, I would agree. But you can't sit here with a straight face actin' like these motherfuckers aren't legit. Just stop.
 
Hell yeah, the Denny's basic burger should be the scale all other burgers are rated on. Most fast food will fall below and a restaurant will have to do something special to be considered better.

Haha glad to find someone who know's whats up with Dennys Burgers.

I'm not a huge fan of Denny's food, nothing special about any of their Breakfast foods, dinners, or desserts.. but their burgers are really outstanding, and larger than what you get in other restaurants by a fair amount. Their Double Cheeseburger is huge.
 
Every god damn Five guys thread:

"Five Guys is amazing!"

"It's ok I guess. [insert preferred burger joint] is better"

Every god damn thread...

Anyone who says Five Guys isn't legit is a god damn hater btw. Sorry. I mean, it's cool if you think there are better burger joints, hell, I would agree. But you can't sit here with a straight face like these motherfuckers aren't legit. Just stop.

Their food is, their prices aren't. They are by far the most expensive burger joint, for no reason that I have found. Their food is good, just fine, but not better than any of the competition.
 
When you compare a $10 burger to a $4 McDonald's burger. ... yeah its going to be a shit ton better. Five guys is pretty good. It's just too expensive for my blood.
 
I don't find anything significantly different or better about their burgers than any other Steak'n'Shake type place. I like the burgers at Denny's more than 5 guys, and Denny's burgers are cheaper, and bigger.

The only redeeming quality about 5 guys is when I'm hungry for burger and fries, their burgers are adequate, and their large fry is like unreasonably large.. great for when I'm stoned. Seriously go order a large fry.. it's just like.. wtf. Big thing of fries, tossed in a brown paper bag that is then filled with fries.

You know what...I've never actually ordered a burger from Denny's. I now know what I must do.
 
Five Guys was great. Met some cool African American homies in my trip to LA with super nice service. Man, I never had fast food service like I did at Five Guys.

But In-N-Out food felt so fresh and divine.
 
If a double del is anywhere near as good as five guys you must have both an awesome del taco and a garbage five guys. They really aren't in the same league.

They both cook to order and this press release says the residents of Orange County chose the Double Del over 5 Guys and all other places.

http://www.deltaco.com/index.php?page=news&item_id=63

Maybe a 5 Guys burger tastes good if you cram everything they offer, For Free, those magical words that I think sells it for most people.

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But if a burger can't stand with just LTO then it's a subpar burger. Hell, I've had great burgers with no toppings besides cheese. Can you imagine how bland that would be at Five Guys?
 
It was a greasy mess when I had it and overpriced. Never went back.

Good on ya for liking it though.
 
They both cook to order and this press release says the residents of Orange County chose the Double Del over 5 Guys and all other places.

http://www.deltaco.com/index.php?page=news&item_id=63

Maybe a 5 Guys burger tastes good if you cram everything they offer, For Free, those magical words that I think sells it for most people.

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But if a burger can't stand with just LTO then it's a subpar burger. Hell, I've had great burgers with no toppings besides cheese. Can you imagine how bland that would be at Five Guys?

This is fast food, no need to be a purist on toppings. If you find a combo you like, go for it.

And I have never had great burger with just cheese. Sounds like a generic summer BBQ burger.
 
It was a greasy mess when I had it and overpriced. Never went back.

Good on ya for liking it though.

Exact same experience. Burger was greasy as hell and the bun was disgusting. Looked like crap and definitely wasn't worth the price. The fries were overly salty/seasoned to the point where I had to throw most of it out. I'll try it again at some point but something like in n out is both better tasting and cheaper.
 
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