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[Chinner]

his hairstyle is horrible. jesus.

 

[Lebron]

Memoirs of a Bieber

 

[speedpop]

A 16 year old pumping out a memoir?

Fuck you humanity.

 

[Numpt3]

How can you have a memoir when your 16 for god's sake? :lol

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

I can't understand the aggression towards this 16 year old kid.

He's young, rich, and gets all the pussy gaffers couldn't get anyway.

 

[Escape Goat]

I wonder what his hair is trying to protect. Maybe his skull is transparent.

 

[elrechazado]

He's young, rich, and has a pussy

yes

 

[ElectricBlue187]

"this morning i had a bowl of fruity pebbles (so yum) then my mom drove me to yoga"

 

[Dennis]

I am holding out for the Soulja Boy memoirs

 

[Jex]

Didn't that Aaron Carter kid release a memoir when he was famous? Teen stars pull this shit all the time.

Strike while the iron is hot I guess.

 

[kinoki]

I only just found out about him last week. I still haven't heard anything he's done, and I don't intend to. This and Twilight is what's wrong with this new generation.

 

[Medalion]

Yes Mr. Bieber, you've had quite a long and rich hectic life, tell us your trials and tribulations and triumphs good sir through another writer who wrote everything for you and you only gave it your approval after reading one page.

 

[gerg]

I don't often understand the disdain for random popular musician of the day #3, but oh do I wish for the days (not that I was ever alive to see them) when people generally sang the same live as they do in their recordings.

 

[ampere]

Memoirs?! :lol :lol :lol

It will have like, what 5 pages...

in 20 years

memoirs of writing a memoir

:lol :lol

I will be back, this shit is gold

 

[Z_Y]

I'm bookmarking this thread so I can remember who this kid is in 10 years when he appears on some washed up celebrity reality show or is found dead in a hotel room.

 

[andycapps]

I can't wait 2 pick up this book.

 

[oracrest]

It probably won't have a German translation.

 

[Medalion]

Get the japanese version translated back into english

Macho Business Donkey Wrestler

 

[gofreak]

It's stupid, but there are already unauthorised biographies out there, so he may as well put out something official and make some coin on the whole thing.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

yes

hey....you edited my quote to make it appear I said something I didn't. I command you to change it now!

 

[daemonic]

I'm trying hard not to hate on this kid, but it's damn near impossible to avoid hearing his name or seeing his face... and I don't even watch TV or listen to the radio. Wish they would just give it a rest already.

 

[RebornYeti]

I can see it now...

"Memoirs of a Bieber" on every book shelf.

 

[Medalion]

"I've got a Bieber, and the only prescription, is a Memoir"

 

[Subliminal]

I'm a few years older than him, and i dont have memoirs

My life is an insignificant faliure.

 

[Fersis]

His mom is hawt.

 

[operon]

I only know this guy from GAF and thankfully never heard of any of his so called music

 

[Snowman]

Kid makes good music. The haters are just jealous :lol

 

[Amalthea]

I guess it will consist mostly of excerpts from the Oliver North process.

 

[rataplein]

And the rest about ross perot.

 

[Jex]

I'm a few years older than him, and i dont have memoirs

My life is an insignificant faliure.

Well....at least you don't have people on the internet hating you.

 

[GhaleonEB]

So the title is, "Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story"

When you've got two colons in your title, why stop there?

Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story: How I Got Rich: Part 1: The Story So Far

 

[Mik2121]

It probably won't have a German translation.

:|

 

[Kuugrr]

So the title is, "Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story"

When you've got two colons in your title, why stop there?

Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story: How I Got Rich: Part 1: The Story So Far

Champion Edition.

 

[Escape Goat]

Kid makes good music. The haters are just jealous :lol

oh my

 

[watatatow]

I only know this guy from GAF and thankfully never heard of any of his so called music

He's not horrible or anything, just painfully generic, kind of like Nickelback.

 

[victreeb3l]

read the title as "punish his mentors" and was like wtf?

 

[Z_Y]

Kid makes good music. The haters are just jealous :lol

I thought you had to be 16 years old to be on this forum? And have testicles?

 

[cashman]

I thought you had to be 16 years old to be on this forum? And have testicles?

age limit is 13. I know thats how old I was when I registered.

 

[Snowman]

I thought you had to be 16 years old to be on this forum? And have testicles?

It's cool that you don't have any better reasons for hating him. Just insult me instead, that's another good way to fit in with the rest of the internet I guess.

 

[shadowsdarknes]

It's cool that you don't have any better reasons for hating him. Just insult me instead, that's another good way to fit in with the rest of the internet I guess.

So.. do you have testicles or not?

 

[Z_Y]

It's cool that you don't have any better reasons for hating him. Just insult me instead, that's another good way to fit in with the rest of the internet I guess.

What a noble cause you have bestowed upon yourself....ridding the internet of unwarranted Beiber hatred. When you're done with this quest...might I suggest removing racism from the Deep South and wet from water. Thank you, kind sir.

 

[MMaRsu]

He's fucking 16, what the fuck does he have to write about?

 

[Bisnic]

He's fucking 16, what the fuck does he have to write about?

Aren't you interested about what he did when he was 2 years old?

The fuck is wrong with you people!

 

[Bob Coffee]

Welll im sure if he went on that tour to Best Korea, i think his time with dear leader would be something to write about.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

his PR team is brilliant. this producer is more than happy to get on the money train.

some of you need to realize how many tweeners would make their way to the theater and drop $15 to watch 2 hours of Beiber.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[Lebron]

He's fucking 16, what the fuck does he have to write about?

Carly kissed Freddy

 

[Bluth]

Beiber is living the fucking life. He knows he got haters, but you think he gives a shit? Beiber gets money, fucks bitches. Dude's the fucking man as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Z_Y]

Beiber is living the fucking life. He knows he got haters, but you think he gives a shit? Beiber gets money, fucks bitches. Dude's the fucking man as far as I'm concerned.

I'm guessing you are a fan of Usher or in the very least the R&B/Hip-hop culture....as is probably the case with the snowman up above.

As stated before, that PR team is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.


edit: I just realized that both Beiber defenders in this thread are are juniors. Have Beiber viral marketers infested GAF?

Brilliant!

So what're you saying? Because something is hard to do, no one should try to help even a little bit?

Riiiiiggght.

CONFIRMED


edit: Jesus this thread is turning to shit. Bail out. I've seen it all on GAF now. Hell, I bet there are Ke$ha fans on here too. What a scary place this has become.

 

[Snowman]

What a noble cause you have bestowed upon yourself....ridding the internet of unwarranted Beiber hatred. When you're done with this quest...might I suggest removing racism from the Deep South and wet from water. Thank you, kind sir.

So what're you saying? Because something is hard to do, no one should try to help even a little bit?

Riiiiiggght.

Edit: You could've at least checked my join date before making stupid comments like that :lol

 

[PflargBlarg]

Love the whiny little haters on gaf. Oh no, he was able to be manufactured into a huge success! I guess that makes him a terrible person right? Plus, in his situation all you haters would be doing the exact same thing that he is.