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[PsychBat!]

 

[HowZatOZ]

By all accounts, the Kangaroo also popped both of one of the woman's breast implants.

It's common knowledge that if you venture into cassowary territory you better arm yourself with a steel plate.

Cassowary are legit dinosaurs. They will fuck your shit up. Come to think of it, we have a lot of dinosaurs roaming around Australia, always wanting to fuck our shit up.

 

[Luigiv]

How any of these things are still alive on the mainland, I'll never know. It's like Pooh Bear living in Jurassic Park.

They're not. You can only find them in the wild on Rottnest Island. Admittedly the reason for that however is not the other native wildlife but the introduction of feral cats, dogs and foxes.

 

[Volimar]

They're not. You can only find them in the wild on Rottnest Island. Admittedly the reason for that however is not the other native wildlife but the introduction of feral cats, dogs and foxes.

They exist on the mainland too

Spoiler

in a protected colony

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I must have glazed over that last part when I was reading up on them.

 

[VariantX]

More like Cuntaroos

I wonder if that roo went in after and tried to drown that guy

 

[Nia]

Kangaroos are such powerful animals.

Gives me a chance to repost this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8teuKbQmlps

I hurt from laughing. This is my new favorite video.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

The Enzo Amore of the animal kingdom.
"You are S- A -W -F- T........ SAAAAAAAAAAAAAWFT!"

Do they just give the roos barbells and P90X to play with all day or something?

 

[Zantetsuken]

 

[Volimar]

 

[CLEEK]

This is still my favourite GIF on the Internet.

http://www.best-gif.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/funny-gifs-Stop-fighting-Kagoo.gif

 

[Parakeetman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs

so majestic.

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

Fuck Kangaroos. If I were forced to, I'd rather have a lion than a kangaroo as a pet.

 

[pseudocaesar]

At the Steve Irwin Zoo in Australia they have a section wide open were people can interact with kangaroos in a park face to face, no restrictions. I accidentally walked into area and said nope. I rushed out immediately.

Thats actually normal in Australia, in Tasmania we have Bonorong and Zoodoo that are both open plan like that.

You can get an idea in this video of Bonorong;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjR6yyuhCPk

Mostly smaller wallabies etc, but there are a few kangaroos. They actually give you food to go and hand feed them with.

 

[StoneFox]

 

[HappyPuppy]

Ok, now I'm a fan of these cute little creatures called quokkas. I thought Kangaroos were cool but now they are scary.

 

[Fusebox]

Thats actually normal in Australia, in Tasmania we have Bonorong and Zoodoo that are both open plan like that.

You can get an idea in this video of Bonorong;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjR6yyuhCPk

Mostly smaller wallabies etc, but there are a few kangaroos. They actually give you food to go and hand feed them with.

We have one near our house, Symbio Wildlife park. My kid loves feeding the little ones. Once a big roo came up to me, I offered him the feed bag, he puts his paws around my hands and basically pinned me in place while he ate all the food from the bag. Strong mofos.

 

[Jintor]

aww, we only had a koala park near us.

 

[AxelFoley]

DAMN, SON

Choked that mug out!

 

[Wolfe]

Type "Quokka Selfie" into Google Images. Enjoy.

Hahaha holy shit this is no joke:

It's like these animals were brought to life for this specific purpose.

 

[Ragnorok64]

Since thier numbers are threatened aren't there gives for messing with quokkas? I was just looking at an article.
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=57159

And don’t try to smuggle them, or snuggle them, either: Rottnest Island authorities will slap a $300 fine on anyone caught touching a quokka...

 

[Brutalitops]

A lot of pussies ITT

 

[Username1198]

A lot of pussies ITT

I Only see kangaroos

 

[hobozero]

Shhhh......

 

[Vagabundo]

I was on a island close to Perth full of Quokkas called Rottnest (Rat's Nest). Cycled around the island, amazing place, and full of Quokkas.

If you sit down they come out of the bushes. They only seem to move when your not looking. And before you know it you are surrounded by about fifty or more. They do a little hop and then stop and stare at you with those eyes, those big black eyes.... It was a little unsettling.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Damn, no bites.

 

[AxelFoley]

Shhhh......

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[cdyhybrid]

I was on a island close to Perth full of Quokkas called Rottnest (Rat's Nest). Cycled around the island, amazing place, and full of Quokkas.

If you sit down they come out of the bushes. They only seem to move when your not looking. And before you know it you are surrounded by about fifty or more. They do a little hop and then stop and stare at you with those eyes, those big black eyes.... It was a little unsettling.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

More like Cuntaroos

Holy shit, there's literally no other way to interpret that action.

 

[AxelFoley]

Holy shit, there's literally no other way to interpret that action.

Funniest thing about that is not just the kick, it's that the muthafucka sized him up before kicking him.

 

[Marky Mark]

Is that a Cassowary? That thing is basically a modern raptor.

Lol no that's not a cassowary. It looks like a bloody goose if anything but a cassowary it most certainly is not.

That looks like an animal ready to eat you or gank you for your belongings.

"Gank". You are truly a boy or girl of my heart.

 

[Crossing Eden]

The source of this gif is brutal, like that other kangaroo stood absolutely no chance. How the fuck does an animal do chokeholds based on instinct?

 

[Lucian Cat]

Pfft the Clare Valley isn't even the good wine country of SA. Barossa4lyf

 

[Ray Wonder]

This is still my favourite GIF on the Internet.

Then chokes her out. lol wow

 

[TaterTots]

The whole boxing thing seems like a myth now that I've watched a ton of Kangaroo videos. It's more like they are just trying to reach their massively swollen arms out to choke you to death. Psychotic creature.

 

[Fandangox]

omg quokkas are a treasure

 

[Asbel]

The source of this gif is brutal, like that other kangaroo stood absolutely no chance. How the fuck does an animal do chokeholds based on instinct?

The first time likely happened by accident as part of a fight. Other roos then learned by watching and copying.

 

[Clockwork5]

Say it!!!