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GAF isn't a blog. If you're going to make threads like this you have to give back to the community. It's storytime Mr. Edgefest
 
Alright, this should spice it up a little.

Something the OP posted on the first page isn't true, but he may not know it.

See if you can figure out what it is.
 
Burger said:
Alright, this should spice it up a little.

Something the OP posted on the first page isn't true, but he may not know it.

See if you can figure out what it is.
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You took her virginity first didn't you :lol
 
Burger said:
Alright, this should spice it up a little.

Something the OP posted on the first page isn't true, but he may not know it.

See if you can figure out what it is.
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ya know, a pic of the girl would be an excellent idea. You broke up with her, yes? So do GAF a favor, please?

>:)
 
Oh shit, it seemed like Burger was getting owned, but in the end, it was Burger who did the owning.

There are these things called "hymens", y'see...
 
Burger said:
Alright, this should spice it up a little.

Something the OP posted on the first page isn't true, but he may not know it.

See if you can figure out what it is.
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Edgefest said:
So heres the story, 3 years ago I fell in love with a girl who had a boyfriend and if im right it's GAFFER Burger
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Trannysurprise?
 
this was a drunk thread how lame no pics

if you still in love then you don't know KARMA man

GOD DAMN ALCOHOL is weak on kids these days they need to make that shit stronger.

If you believe in KARMA, Be like Olimario, Channel his Energy

post the damn pics! share the nudes!
 
Burger said:
Alright, this should spice it up a little.

Something the OP posted on the first page isn't true, but he may not know it.

See if you can figure out what it is.
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You, sir, are my hero.

I propose a tag for Edgefest. "Burger's Sloppy Seconds" would do the trick.
 
Burger said:
Alright, this should spice it up a little.

Something the OP posted on the first page isn't true, but he may not know it.

See if you can figure out what it is.
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Im guessing, you dumped her.
 
ToyMachine228 said:
I don't believe in karma. I bust my ass and to do my best to help people out and do good things and rarely ever is it returned to me.
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Yep, I've given up on helping people.
 
Burger said:
Alright, this should spice it up a little.

Something the OP posted on the first page isn't true, but he may not know it.

See if you can figure out what it is.
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Hello Charles!
 
Burger said:
Alright, this should spice it up a little.

Something the OP posted on the first page isn't true, but he may not know it.

See if you can figure out what it is.
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And if you can figure out what it is, I can vouch for the above being true.
 
if you're expecting rewards and treats for 'doing good,' you're not really being a 'good person.' the essence of doing good is helping someone and not expecting anything in return.
 
catfish said:
And if you can figure out what it is, I can vouch for the above being true.
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she actually likes it up the pooper?

the OP never was her boyfriend?

shes ugly?

she never broke up with charles for the OP?

it wasnt her on WoW?

she's actually a monkey?

she wasnt 18 when the OP slept with her?

shes actually much older than she looks?

um..
am i close?
 
Burger said:
Alright, this should spice it up a little.

Something the OP posted on the first page isn't true, but he may not know it.

See if you can figure out what it is.
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She has Vaginal Dentata?

joey_baby_teeth.jpg



Re-enactment
 
Karma is a bitch. Sounds to me like she's a WHORE as well...
 
Oh I so was hoping this thread was going to just die...


Burger said:
Alright, this should spice it up a little.

Something the OP posted on the first page isn't true, but he may not know it.

See if you can figure out what it is.
Click to expand...

Well..Lets see, This could be one of several things.
So what do I know:

The loss of virginity

Ok we shall look at the first assumption that popped up in the thread which kept it going (thanks burger, well done). So anyway lets start with by saying "Sexual experience" I mean sex, so what Burger may have suggested is a play on words and sure he may have got his hand down her pants but thats as far as they went, but yes it appears she can be very dishonest, perhaps lie to appear innocent as she did with both burger and I (I'll make an assumption here she didn't tell him about me while we were courting on WoW and going into town together often).

So could it be possible she wasn't a virgin when we dated, I'm going to say NO because either Burger didn't teach her a thing or she was asleep the entire time they did it, and which case if there was any sex between them he didn't "break her in" so to speak because it hurt her a lot, not much room you could say....

Her Age?

Yes, the age is true

Is She a Monkey?

Yeah sometimes...Although this was not mentioned on the first page.

So a more plausible answer to this is..

I make assumptions too much, something I have learned these last few months. Saturday morning when i was quite intoxicated I sent a txt to her saying she was an awesome girl (at the time) and i missed her, I get home to find a new MSN buddy which turned out to be some guy who went to great lengths to tell me to no longer contact her, that I "No longer need to look after her", and i finished the convo with "look after her" and was replied with "I will". Now his MSN name matched his WoW character and this WoW character was spending more time with my girlfriend than me or anyone else for that matter (I would see she would play with this character ALL THE TIME, they would even find places in the game to sit and chat for MANY hours). So you could say I naturally assume the OP.

So the answer could be she hasn't officially starting dating the/a new guy...
 
catfish said:
And if you can figure out what it is, I can vouch for the above being true.
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Oh, and whoever you are...Yeah I am probably the saddest guy you have ever heard of, who isn't sad when their GF stabs them in the back.
 
Ichirou said:
Oh shit, it seemed like Burger was getting owned, but in the end, it was Burger who did the owning.
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Look I did not or have any intention of "owning" anyone, Burger was just part of my story about Karma and how it works..well negative Karma anyway...Technically he owned me at the start cause she left me the way she left him (possibly).

Ichirou said:
There are these things called "hymens", y'see...
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Hymens can be broken at a very early age in fact usually when a girl starts her period, so if you are implying Burger is a pedo your the one doing the owning not me.
 
Smiles and Cries said:
this was a drunk thread how lame no pics

if you still in love then you don't know KARMA man

GOD DAMN ALCOHOL is weak on kids these days they need to make that shit stronger.

If you believe in KARMA, Be like Olimario, Channel his Energy

post the damn pics! share the nudes!
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What ever happened to using your imagination from words...
No pics will ever be posted
Just picture a very good looking girl as I described in the first page, and leave it at that.


READ A BOOK READ A BOOK READ A BOOK
 
EdgeFest said:
Oh I so was hoping this thread was going to just die...




Well..Lets see, This could be one of several things.
So what do I know:

The loss of virginity

Ok we shall look at the first assumption that popped up in the thread which kept it going (thanks burger, well done). So anyway lets start with by saying "Sexual experience" I mean sex, so what Burger may have suggested is a play on words and sure he may have got his hand down her pants but thats as far as they went, but yes it appears she can be very dishonest, perhaps lie to appear innocent as she did with both burger and I (I'll make an assumption here she didn't tell him about me while we were courting on WoW and going into town together often).

So could it be possible she wasn't a virgin when we dated, I'm going to say NO because either Burger didn't teach her a thing or she was asleep the entire time they did it, and which case if there was any sex between them he didn't "break her in" so to speak because it hurt her a lot, not much room you could say....

Her Age?

Yes, the age is true

Is She a Monkey?

Yeah sometimes...Although this was not mentioned on the first page.

So a more plausible answer to this is..

I make assumptions too much, something I have learned these last few months. Saturday morning when i was quite intoxicated I sent a txt to her saying she was an awesome girl (at the time) and i missed her, I get home to find a new MSN buddy which turned out to be some guy who went to great lengths to tell me to no longer contact her, that I "No longer need to look after her", and i finished the convo with "look after her" and was replied with "I will". Now his MSN name matched his WoW character and this WoW character was spending more time with my girlfriend than me or anyone else for that matter (I would see she would play with this character ALL THE TIME, they would even find places in the game to sit and chat for MANY hours). So you could say I naturally assume the OP.

So the answer could be she hasn't officially starting dating the/a new guy...
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you need to post pictures now.


i find it a bit hilarious that she does this all through WoW.
 
EdgeFest said:
Oh I so was hoping this thread was going to just die...




Well..Lets see, This could be one of several things.
So what do I know:

The loss of virginity

Ok we shall look at the first assumption that popped up in the thread which kept it going (thanks burger, well done). So anyway lets start with by saying "Sexual experience" I mean sex, so what Burger may have suggested is a play on words and sure he may have got his hand down her pants but thats as far as they went, but yes it appears she can be very dishonest, perhaps lie to appear innocent as she did with both burger and I (I'll make an assumption here she didn't tell him about me while we were courting on WoW and going into town together often).

So could it be possible she wasn't a virgin when we dated, I'm going to say NO because either Burger didn't teach her a thing or she was asleep the entire time they did it, and which case if there was any sex between them he didn't "break her in" so to speak because it hurt her a lot, not much room you could say....

Her Age?

Yes, the age is true

Is She a Monkey?

Yeah sometimes...Although this was not mentioned on the first page.

So a more plausible answer to this is..

I make assumptions too much, something I have learned these last few months. Saturday morning when i was quite intoxicated I sent a txt to her saying she was an awesome girl (at the time) and i missed her, I get home to find a new MSN buddy which turned out to be some guy who went to great lengths to tell me to no longer contact her, that I "No longer need to look after her", and i finished the convo with "look after her" and was replied with "I will". Now his MSN name matched his WoW character and this WoW character was spending more time with my girlfriend than me or anyone else for that matter (I would see she would play with this character ALL THE TIME, they would even find places in the game to sit and chat for MANY hours). So you could say I naturally assume the OP.

So the answer could be she hasn't officially starting dating the/a new guy...
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You seem OVERLY optimistic about you being her first.... I'm betting that you're wrong and she just had you fooled...

Playing tricks on you... I mean the girl played burger for a fool and then met you... THEN she played YOU for a fool and is with another guy.. but you think she can't fake vaginal pain?

Look.... girls are hard to predict ... but one thing that holds for most.. is that They really attach to the person in their first sexual experience... You're relationship lasted a little while.. in which time she cheated on you with another guy.. WHICH SHE HAS DONE BEFORE?

Dude... sorry.. but she's probably a popular tourist destination if you know what I mean.... i hope you used a condom.. if not.. get yourself checked

EDIT: ... hold on.. how long were you with her? was she your first?
 
methane47 said:
You seem OVERLY optimistic about you being her first.... I'm betting that you're wrong and she just had you fooled...

Playing tricks on you... I mean the girl played burger for a fool and then met you... THEN she played YOU for a fool and is with another guy.. but you think she can't fake vaginal pain?

Look.... girls are hard to predict ... but one thing that holds for most.. is that They really attach to the person in their first sexual experience... You're relationship lasted a couple months.. in which time she cheated on you with another guy.. WHICH SHE HAS DONE BEFORE?

Dude... sorry.. but she's probably a popular tourist destination if you know what I mean.... i hope you used a condom.. if not.. get yourself checked
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Wow, you epik fail on reading the thread...

First of all the relationship lasted 3 years, second she was a very nice girl it's more probably the fact that she isn't ready for something long term, she is still in her early 20's.

And the faking vaginal pain, which you must be used to. She had no reason to lie, she knew I wasn't a virgin and I made it clear to her that it was ok if she had previous experience but she did state she had never gone all the way before.

and for the cheating on us, that also is out of context now because she never done "anything" while she was with either of us, yes she flirted but nothing more, no touching kissing etc.
 
... it's as though you think, "nothing could make me think WoW is a bigger waste of time," and then I scroll down on page one and click this topic. Going to save my absolute statements for things outside of WoW from now on.
 
ManDudeChild said:
... it's as though you think, "nothing could make me think WoW is a bigger waste of time," and then I scroll down on page one and click this topic. Going to save my absolute statements for things outside of WoW from now on.
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is WoW even that good?
 
Iamthegamer said:
3 pages in and I still can't really understand the significance of this thread. Nothing epic at all.
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There is none. It's just some guy using NeoGAF as his personal blog but not delivering on the goods
 
EdgeFest said:
Hi GAF

Yeah im a troll/Lurker,

Anyway read this

So heres the story, 3 years ago I fell in love with a girl who had a boyfriend and if im right it's GAFFER Burger (I think, not sure on that one, hopefully im not making an ass of my self there) ANYWAY I started contacting her through WoW (world of warcraft for the less fortunate or should i say "the smart ones") and she started to really like me. So i worked in a retail gamestore and she would frequently visit and get very friendly...Time goes by and she breaks up with her bf for me...AND voila here we are and she did the exact F***ing thing to me well WoW and everything...thats just so god damn amazing I got drunk and posted this thread to humiliate her and her new BF.

I mean its been a month and im over her Im just totally f***ing amazed


PHEW thats much better


Night
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You posted this to humiliate HER?

The irony is THICK.
 
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