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[hteng]

a female gamer! in the wild!

 

[Lunchbox]

she gained weight

looking like that cow christina hendricks


someone get her a kinect

 

[Escape Goat]

Low poly count in her knees

 

[MikeE21286]

she's just hiding her sharp elbows with that burlap sack

 

[Aquavelvaman]

PREORDER EXCLUSIVE DIGITAL CAMO

hahaha I wish I was invisible know what I mean gaf

 

[bakedpony]

Vita version is the best with all that dual touch

 

[Medalion]

Love the bald guy in the background`s derp face

 

[PoweredBySoy]

Is this what OT threads are like? Would bang/10? lol

That and mass depression.

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

She can still waggle my wand any day.

 

[GillianSeed79]

Not a fan of the image quality. Why did they change Upton's character model? What's up with the textures on that coat?

 

[GavinGT]

Is that guy holding a Sports Illustrated with her on the cover?

 

[Huevos de Oro]

That and mass depression.

Don't forget tipping, circumcision and wiping your ass standing up vs. sitting. All rolled up together.

Is that guy holding a Sports Illustrated with her on the cover?

That would be some inception-like shit.

 

[Yopis]

Tina is a real person.

 

[RionaaM]

PREORDER EXCLUSIVE DIGITAL CAMO

hahaha I wish I was invisible know what I mean gaf

It's not worth it. Modern preorder bonuses only last 6 days, then they close.

 

[Kyou]

What does Kate Upton think of the lag in the wii u menus?

 

[Extra Sauce]

Meh, background characters look dead-eyed and lifeless.

 

[PK Gaming]

serious question:

what the fuck is this doing in the gaming subforum?

 

[NateDrake]

Is that guy holding a Sports Illustrated with her on the cover?

Yup. I guess the pictures look better.

 

[Aquavelvaman]

ALWAYS ON DRM

 

[ProtoCents]

She looks good on the cover of the magazine to the left of her.

 

[Riggs]

How much for DLC mustache?

 

[El Sloth]

I'm getting tired of all these god damn Wii U threads jesus christ

 

[TheContact]

look @ the bald guy's face

someone should face swap or something

 

[DoomGyver]

Can I play this in 4D?

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

serious question:

what the fuck is this doing in the gaming subforum?

Threads get posted on the wrong side all the time.

 

[grimshawish]

What does Kate Upton think of the lag in the wii u menus?

Kate Upton thinks the Wii U menu lag is just long enough.

 

[Dishwalla]

So many cartridges have been inserted into that console that it doesn't even register anything anymore. If you catch my drift.

 

[GavinGT]

Yup. I guess the pictures look better.

There's no Photoshop for real life.

So many cartridges have been inserted into that console that it doesn't even register anything anymore. If you catch my drift.

You just gotta blow in it or swab the contacts with something. I've heard some say you can just put it in and then pull it out a little and it will work.

 

[Aquavelvaman]

28 NANOMETER PROCESSING

 

[Master Milk]

She's a DLC character for DOA5, isn't she?

too ugly for that

and her tits aren't big enough

 

[Medalion]

Touching is good

 

[ferr]

day 1

 

[PAULINK]

too ugly for that

and her tits aren't big enough

dem fightin' words.

 

[Khezu]

Her upper lip still looks gross.

 

[RionaaM]

So many cartridges have been inserted into that console that it doesn't even register anything anymore. If you catch my drift.

You know what to do when a cartridge doesn't work properly? You blow it.

 

[morningbus]

No one has posted a picture of her in a bikini or doing the dougie yet.

This truly was posted on the gaming side.

 

[sk3tch]

She's the realest of the real in every way. I love this woman.

 

[RiZ III]

That outfit is only available if bought from GameStop though.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

At least we know it's not a bullshot.

 

[Router]

Soft knees. Would install.

 

[GavinGT]

At least we know it's not a bullshot.

OK you win.

 

[kurahador]

no swimsuit dlc...no sale.

 

[hteng]

she has enhanced boob physics

 

[jerry113]

dem console graphics

 

[PoweredBySoy]

Don't forget tipping, circumcision and wiping your ass standing up vs. sitting. All rolled up together.

Wait, there are people that wipe their ass standing up??

Link, please. I gotta get me some of this.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

By 24 she'll be one of those we'll be asking wtf happened.

.

 

[Medalion]

I`d like to stick my Wiimote and RAM it into her card slot

VIDYA GAYMEZ

 

[NateDrake]

no swimsuit dlc...no sale.

That's a GQ exclusive pre-order bonus.

 

[sleepykyo]

Need to see what is under the hood before making any determinations about whether she qualifies as next gen.

 

[Bubbins]

Wait, there are people that wipe their ass standing up??

Link, please. I gotta get me some of this.

I do in fact feelsgoodman