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[diamount]

People always claim diarhhea and horrible shits when eating fast food, but I've never, ever had that happen...do you guys have some digestion difficulties?

Just hyperbole. Maybe if your diet was nothing but fast food.

 

[Orbis]

I've long wondered this too. Same thing with Hot Pockets.

Oh man, don't mention Hot Pockets when I'm hungry. These are so hard to find in the UK

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Ya, it's not like American food culture to cross the line from complimentary to just straight base indulgence.

This is in another stratosphere, though! Makes everything else seem like health food.

 

[Slayven]

KFC is a parody of Fried chicken. Not a good parody but it is the Epic Movie of chicken.

 

[WarMacheen]

I've long wondered this too. Same thing with Hot Pockets.

I no longer eat hot pockets, I swear part of my colon went down the toilet last time

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Fried chicken thread? Let the war commence!

Spoiler

Nandos chicken wings > fried chicken wings

*ducks 4 cover*

 

[Beerman462]

I'm thinkin Arby's

 

[shinobi602]

Just hyperbole. Maybe if your diet was nothing but fast food.

Hell no, I'm Lebanese-American. 75% of my diet is healthy Mediterranean. I eat fast food a few times a month, never with any digestive problems

 

[Toki767]

I miss the chicken littles with mayo in the 90s.

I used to love those. I also used to really like their chicken nuggets.

 

[User 73706]

It'd be great if you took it so we could finally have some consistent fucking uncut chicken in restaurants. The stuff with skin still on it disgusts me. How can people go around eating that shit when it looks like the fucking monster from Tremors?

 

[diamount]

Hell no, I'm Lebanese-American. 75% of my diet is healthy Mediterranean. I eat fast food a few times a month, never with any digestive problems

No I meant you would probably have problems shitting if your diet was fast food all the time.

 

[ZachDeKoromaru]

If I wanted to buy chicken skin alone I'd at least get it from a GOOD chicken chain. Popeye's can sell that stuff to me any day.

 

[maquiladora]

Quality Blocks Frozen Chicken Skin


Min. Order: 20 Metric Tons

Supply Ability: 100 Metric Ton/Metric Tons per Week

http://www.alibaba.com/showroom/frozen-chicken-skin.html

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Well you can get fried pig skin

Don't know why you couldn't do chicken

 

[Zoramon089]

People always claim diarhhea and horrible shits when eating fast food, but I've never, ever had that happen...do you guys have some digestion difficulties?

People with weak digestive systems who blame the food

 

[ThankeeSai]

I love chicken skin, oh my god how I love it.

However.....

Duck skin>>>chicken skin.

 

[Auron_Kale]

People always claim diarhhea and horrible shits when eating fast food, but I've never, ever had that happen...do you guys have some digestion difficulties?

Nah, but when eating a Carl's Jr. burger for lunch one time, along with my cousin and her then-boyfriend, both myself and my cousin's boyfriend threw up our meals probably twenty minutes after eating them.

...Since then, I've been really wary of Carl's Jr. to this day.

 

[Jinaar]

I'm with the OP here. Conveyor belt skin directly into my mouth so I can use all my energy in chewing and leave my hands on my belly where they belong.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Forget that, just pump the cholesterol directly into my veins.

 

[3N16MA]

People always claim diarhhea and horrible shits when eating fast food, but I've never, ever had that happen...do you guys have some digestion difficulties?

When someone is not happy with the food they got they pull the "I got diarrhea" card to make to it seem worse. What I don't understand is if it gives them diarrhea every time why do they go back?

 

[donkey show]

Well you can get fried pig skin

Don't know why you couldn't do chicken

Chicken skin chicharones!

With some San Mig and vinegar, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[Exr]

Oh man my uncle used to buy a huge bucket of KFC and spend the first day eating ONLY the skin, then eating the chicken the day after. Nothing turned me off of KFC more than watching this.

 

[endresults]

OP, why not just stab yourself in the fucking heart?

 

[Mr. Blonde]

Oh man my uncle used to buy a huge bucket of KFC and spend the first day eating ONLY the skin, then eating the chicken the day after. Nothing turned me off of KFC more than watching this.

how fat was he?

 

[Cerebral Assassin]

That looks amazing, next time I order a bucket I will make one of those.

 

[Rayven_king]

Man I'd love some kfc skins with some biscuits

 

[Extra Sauce]

People always claim diarhhea and horrible shits when eating fast food, but I've never, ever had that happen...do you guys have some digestion difficulties?

Not for burger joints, but Taco Bell? Epic shits were had.

 

[endresults]

Not for burger joints, but Taco Bell? Epic shits were had.

Eating tons of fiber promotes BM's?! Who knew!

 

[Auron_Kale]

Chicken skin chicharones!

With some San Mig and vinegar, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

It's weird... I've never seen anyone in my family either make that or bring that to parties, despite fried chicken always being on hand. And they all grub on some chicharones whenever it's out at a party.

...kinda wanna try the chicken one now.

 

[Valnen]

People always claim diarhhea and horrible shits when eating fast food, but I've never, ever had that happen...do you guys have some digestion difficulties?

I think they have to. I've never had that problem with ANY fast food, even Taco Bell unless I was going to have issues anyway.

KFC does make me slightly nauseous though, even if it does taste good.

 

[sappyday]

Be very careful what you wish for OP. My roomate brought this home last week:

We live in a world where anything is possible.

I need some of this

 

[VoxPop]

No one is going to post that KFC chicken kidney pic?

 

[Valnen]

I need some of this

I thought it was amazing too until I tried it, something about both the jelly and peanut butter just seems really...off.

 

[Kite]

Fried fish skin, class it up!

 

[ScrubJay]

OP has been watching the man show. They did that "man inventions" bit where it was a bucket of nothing but skin.

 

[sleepykyo]

I just found this online....

..not saying I would eat that a lot but, I would like to try it.

Oh my.

I'm literally salivating even though I know I would feel ill after eating it.

 

[cryptic]

Make sure to take your fish oil.

 

[Raptomex]

I'd eat it.

 

[wenis]

they've already given us the failure pile in the sadness bowl, they could surely do this for us.

 

[Auron_Kale]

I need some of this

No, don't do it. Both the peanut butter they use and the jelly are really...odd. You are far better off using separate jars of peanut butter and jelly, since you can control how much of each you want.

 

[GraveRobberX]

Give Me 2, but Crispy Version, fuck Original

I'm Ready!

Come @ me Death, "Meet Me Somewhere"

 

[Snkfanatic]

Fried fish skin, class it up!

I think I just threw up a bit.

 

[MisterHero]

they've already given us the failure pile in the sadness bowl, they could surely do this for us.

AHAHAHAHAHA

That's so funny, I have to taste this next time I visit KFC

 

[catmincer]

they've already given us the failure pile in the sadness bowl, they could surely do this for us.

I NEED DIS.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Be very careful what you wish for OP. My roomate brought this home last week:

We live in a world where anything is possible.

Seriously, THIS shocks you? I've known about this for years. You haven't seen true madness yet.

 

[Jarmel]

They should literally stuff the chicken with skin. I would eat so much.

 

[GraveRobberX]

I have Done KFC Bowl + Chicken Pot Pie and created the heavenly compound

KFC Pie Bowl

That shit is Orgasmic >.>;

Don't Hate!

I even have even created the KFC Cluckerfuck

6 Crispy Strips, Large Mash/Gravy, Small Mac & Cheese, Small Corn (Not COB!), and 1 Chunky Pot Pie

Mix all that bitch in a big bowl and devour

Can add Small Potato Wedges if your really hungry

KFC Cluckerfuck:

Plop 1 Spoon of Mash (Medium/Large Bowl)
Place 3 Strips on Top
Mac & Cheese on Top of that
1 more spoon of Mash
3 more Strips
Remaining Mash
Pot Pie (Remove Flaky top, scoop out the goodies)
Sprinkle the Corn
Put Flaky Skin of Pot Pie
Douse with Gravy
Feast
Potato Wedges as Side Nibblers

Enjoy Death!

I have escaped it 5 times so far by eating Cluckerfucks

 

[blame space]

"the sadness bowl"

 

[catmincer]

KFC in New Zealand does this

It's actually pretty good, chicken, potato and gravy in a pie.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

they've already given us the failure pile in the sadness bowl, they could surely do this for us.

Heh, that reminds me of the Breakfast in a Pot I had in Boca when I was down there about a month ago

But it's the homemade jumbo biscuits with a brush of butter, doused in sausage gravy and topped with a 4-egg omelet and cheese inside of a small pot that weighs 1.5 pounds.

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/cleanplatecharlie/2011/04/breakfast_in_a_pot_tom_sawyer.php

That's off topic though, back to the animal skin dinners