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[Smiles and Cries]

"This porridge is too hot!" he exclaimed.

So, he tasted the porridge from the second bowl.

"This porridge is too cold," he said

So, he tasted the last bowl of porridge.

"Ahhh, this porridge is just right," he said happily and he ate it all up.

I was thinking this

 

[luso]

Full set in here, with real captions.
Probably a few were already posted.

That guy must spend a lot of paper taking all those notes...

- Someone pissed in here!

- Wow, cannabis!
"Eh eh, I fooled him!"

-You are already dead.

- Hey, it's my turn now!

They forgot to censor those making love dolls...

- These are butts!
*fingers.

 

[Supermanisdead]

im really digging the north korean elite fashion. the wide legged pants are crushing it

walk walk fashion baby

 

[CraigerGamer]

One of these things is not like the other...

 

[jelly]

Who is the random white guy?

Would you really trust an NK roller coaster.

 

[Polioliolio]

He truly is Android 19.

 

[CelticKnight]

One of these things is not like the other...

There appears to be 2 white people opposite the other white guy.

I'm guessing they came with the ride.

 

[PJV3]

He seems really happy on the fairground ride, they should get Obama on there and negotiate.

 

[John Kowalski]

dude is right there in front of all of them, why doesn't anyone just kick him in the balls and throw him over the bridge?

 

[Phat Michael]

What the hell are they writing down?

 

[obin_gam]

Screw finding water on Mars. NASA should spend time trying to find out what is written on all those notepads!

 

[zeemumu]

Hmm, so that's where all the afterburner cabinets went.

 

[Dai101]

What the hell are they writing down?

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[ebullientprism]

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un gives 'field guidance' to Farm No. 1116 under the Korean People's Army (KPA) Unit 810 in Pyongyang

Even the farm names are what you would expect in a regime like that.

Also, hottest first lady. Right?

 

[PJV3]

Even the farm names are what you would expect in a regime like that.

Also, hottest first lady. Right?

Is it his trousers or his feet that are weird.

 

[Minamu]

Looking healthier than expected somehow.

 

[Woody Invincible]

Spared no expense.

 

[Smellycat]

What gets me about all these pictures are the scared shitless guys writing down random stuff lol

 

[demosthenes]

Spared no expense.

My first thought.

 

[ElTorro]

What the hell is the deal with all these dudes writing stuff into their notebooks.

 

[Minus_Me]

What the hell is the deal with all these dudes writing stuff into their notebooks.

He's technically supposed to be giving them advice on improving whatever they do, so kinda like taking notes in class.

 

[Wag]

There appears to be 2 white people opposite the other white guy.

I'm guessing they came with the ride.

Holdovers from East Germany.

 

[Pickman]

Oh boy. This pic has potential.

I shopped a sister pic to this one a while back:

 

[TAJ]

Also, hottest first lady. Right?

Mexico's looks way better.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

What gets me about all these pictures are the scared shitless guys writing down random stuff lol

This stands out to me as well as the constant photo evidence that even amongst Pyongyang's ultra elite inner circles, only about 1 in 10 are eating well.

 

[AcademicSaucer]

Mexico's looks way better.

 

[Dai101]

Wrong picture tho'

 

[commedieu]

I shopped a sister pic to this one a while back:

 

[Mix Master]

Looks like a plantation owner.

 

[Ploid 3.0]

That's remarkably symmetrical.

Looking at that wall from a angle makes it seem like if someone bends their knees a little bit a lot of people will fall. I can only imagine how long they had to stand on that thing. Looks very uncomfortable.

 

[wildfire]

I shopped a sister pic to this one a while back:

THankfully you don't live in best Korea. You wouldn't last long

 

[Soul Beat]

Wrong picture tho'

But that poster is a vital part of our shop!!

 

[RustyNails]

What are they even writing down? "Glorious dear leader says vegetable looks good. Need more vegetable"

 

[Snaku]

I wonder how many people will be shot this time?

 

[lastplayed]

Are they playing MiG-21 DCS?

 

[qcf x2]

What are they even writing down? "Glorious dear leader says vegetable looks good. Need more vegetable"

I always imagine he gives mandates that don't make any sense because 99% of this stuff is outside of his area of expertise.

"Make sure you grow these with pig dung, and water them only once a week."
Once a week?!
"Yes, once a week. That way they will grow strong in their competition with each other for resources, and will yield a more nutritious plant that will strengthen the people. Understand?"
Yes, Dear Leader...

 

[Dai101]

But that poster is a vital part of our shop!!

I have a rule. Whenever i step inside a car related business i have to see some posters, calendars or cut-outs featuring scantily clad (even nude in some cases) women or i would doubt and have second toughts of said stablishment.

 

[Schrade]

Mexico's looks way better.

She has some funky drawn on eyebrows. Why do my people do this? /sigh

 

[Premium Quality]

I can't explain it, but I love when these topics get bumped with new pictures.

 

[Dennis]

 

[AcademicSaucer]

Enhance

 

[televator]

How was this not in the first page?

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Full set in here, with real captions.
Probably a few were already posted.

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[HK-47]

Something is happening here. I'm not sure I like it.

 

[cntr]

People used to say that Soviet Russia was inherently funny.

People also used to say that Soviet Russia was a horrific place to live.

 

[daniels]

Why does he only wear oversized clothes? and would this question get you and your family a one way trip into a gulag? Probably.

 

[Randam]

why do communist countries always have those ridiculous huge hats??

 

[Majine]

What are they even writing down? "Glorious dear leader says vegetable looks good. Need more vegetable"

They're trying to seem busy so they won't get executed.

 

[Bradach]

I like how his generals jot down all this jokes

classic Kim Jong

 

[FloatingDivider]

How many of those generals are hover writing or scribbling some doodles?