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[Larson Conway]

KIM Kardashian is in talks to replace Angelina Jolie in the Tomb Raider movie franchise.

According to Hollywood insiders, the curvy reality TV star is in the middle of negotiations to play video game beauty Lara Croft in a reboot of the film series.

“This will be something very different to Angelina’s Lara,” a source said.

“Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara which would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience.”

Kim, 29, has previously spoken of her desire to break into acting.

“I would love to do more acting,” she said in December last year.

“I have so much going on but acting is definitely exciting to me. I’m hoping to do more TV and I would really love to make movies.”

In March, it was reported that Kim — who has starred in an episode of CSI: NY — has been having acting lessons.

“Kim has been attending acting classes for some time,” a source revealed.

“She gets scripts sent to her all the time, but unlike so many other famous people she doesn’t just want to make a film without first learning the craft.”

Source: http://www.showbizspy.com/article/205894/kim-kardashian-the-next-angelina-jolie.html

Currently trying to prove non-credibility of source, as if it were true you'll have to excuse me as I go cry in a corner

 

[Dead]

Well...she's got the body :lol

 

[Rickard]

No.

 

[DrForester]

Every time I hear their names...

 

[Winterblink]

Every time I hear their names...

:lol :lol

 

[Leonsito]

I approve.

 

[Larson Conway]

After some reflection...














No, even 3D ass won't do it for me

Spoiler

 

[brotkasten]

“I would love to do more acting,” she said in December last year.

In a Tomb Raider movie. Yeah.

 

[Escape Goat]

sigh


uwe boll directing no doubt. wait, milas not involved so doubtful. fuck, video game to movie genre is dead dead dead. PoP tried so hard.

 

[Keylime]

I vote yes.

 

[dskillzhtown]

Well...she's got the body :lol

And that is really all I care about in regards to a Tomb Raider movie.


Thumbs up!

 

[Killer]

would.

 

[Chuckie]

I vote yes.

Me too. I don't give a shit about Tomb Raider anyway, so I'll take any curved babe to be Lara Croft. It's just an excuse to see a babe in a skimpy outfit shooting stuff.

 

[Wanace]

The acting would be terrible. Plus a teenie comic strip version doesn't promise lots of boobs.

 

[ToxicAdam]

"KIM Kardashian is in talks..." = my publicist is floating this bullshit idea so I can get some attention.

 

[stevematic]

I'll just watch it on mute anyway.

 

[Monroeski]

sigh


uwe boll directing no doubt. wait, milas not involved so doubtful. fuck, video game to movie genre is dead dead dead. PoP tried so hard.

Saying that it's dead implies that it was, at some point, actually alive.

 

[Joel Was Right]

Will this be the most expensive softcore porn production ever?

 

[akachan ningen]

fuck fat kardashian.

 

[crazy monkey]

Approve 100% it is not like this movie requires acting skills. She has what is needed for this movie.

 

[samus i am]

Me too. I don't give a shit about Tomb Raider anyway, so I'll take any curved babe to be Lara Croft. It's just an excuse to see a babe in a skimpy outfit shooting stuff.

Yep, pretty much.

 

[Killer]

fuck fat kardashian.

you call that FAT?

Edit:

Approve 100% it is not like this movie requires acting skills. She has what is needed for this movie.

Agree.

 

[FairyD]

why is she famous?

 

[Dead Man]

She does not have anything like the right body for Lara. Big tits, yes, but nowhere near athletic enough.

 

[otake]

I didn't like Jolies Lara. A worse actress can't possibly make things right. Unless, of course, there's nipples involved..

 

[Pein]

fuck fat kardashian.

GTFO

 

[Calcaneus]

Personally I'd rather she just make another sex tape.

 

[StriKeVillain]

It's Tomb Raider. Stop talking about acting.

Yes, I hope she does it. Girl is fine.

 

[Escape Goat]

why is she famous?

her dad is rich

 

[Pein]

why is she famous?

dat ass

 

[Keylime]

If I follow her fame according to WWTDD's post history of her, it started as fame by association to Paris Hilton, and then exploded with the sex tape.

We have Paris Hilton to thank for Kim Kardashian.

Thank you, Paris!

 

[dankir]

OMG she's so fucking gorgeous...fucking Reggie Bush!!!

GIVE ME A CHANCE MAN

 

[otake]

fuck fat kardashian.

Um sure. I totally would fuck fat kardashian. Have you seen a Christina Hendricks, btw?

 

[JGS]

Are people thinking Jolie's version was good. It's not a high bar.

I think they need someone a little more athletic build, like a younger Jennifer Garner (Heck or maybe Jennifer Garner)

Kim is gorgeous to me, but not remotely Croft like. The accent change alone would make her head explode!

 

[V_Ben]

well, at least all the creeps who want a Lara Croft sex tape technically have their wish if this happens :lol

 

[levious]

I hope she does an english accent

 

[Double D]

For some reason I'm fine with this. In my mind it would be incredible if they just bailed on the accent and just had her talk normally. The only thing that could make it better is if they cast Michael Cera as her sidekick.

 

[Keylime]

Are people thinking Jolie's version was good. It's not a high bar.

I think they need someone a little more athletic build, like a younger Jennifer Garner (Heck or maybe Jennifer Garner)

Kim is gorgeous to me, but not remotely Croft like. The accent change alone would make her head explode!

Jennifer Garner? Dude, she doesn't have the body for it by any stretch of the imagination.

Give me...Kelly Brook! NOM NOM NOM!

 

[Bboy AJ]

Beautiful woman but doesn't have an athletic build.

 

[neorej]

“I would love to do more acting,” she said in December last year.

For most people, that means enrolling in acting-classes first...

 

[Chuckie]

Personally I'd rather she just make another sex tape.

There's a sex-tape?

 

[Kozak]

They should make a movie about Kim Kardashian starring Kim Kardashian.

 

[Jet Grind Radio!]

No no no no no. No.

 

[Magnus]

Every time I hear their names...

:lol :lol

 

[Keylime]

There's a sex-tape?

Only the best celebrity sex tape on the market!

Spoiler:

Spoiler

She swallows

 

[dankir]

There's a sex-tape?

LOL your Patrick Avatar is a perfect match to your question. Honestly it's pretty fucking boring too.

 

[Kraftwerk]

fuck fat kardashian.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Mafro]

There's a sex-tape?

Not sure if serious...

 

[Chuckie]

Not sure if serious...

Serious. I don't know anything bout Kim Kardashian, just her name. And that she was famous for something.... now I know what that something is.

Swallowing.

 

[luckyarcher]

I'd happily

fuck fat kardashian.