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[Brazil]

This film will be amazing.

 

[Spikematic]

I burst out laughing at the CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES part. Worth watching it just for that. Keanu is the best!

 

[Foggy]

This looks awful. I will watch this film.

 

[CREMSteve]

Will watch, love Roth and Reeves.

 

[UrbanRats]

Will be one of those films where they keep it too tame to be any fun.

 

[redlegs87]

CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES!!!!

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Eli Roth trying to be cool by making a horror film that is completely self-aware. Result is a wet fart, as always.

 

[statham]

On this evidence, though, he's on the receiving end of the majority of the punishment, until the tables, presumably, get turned.

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=44392
that may get me to watch it. Now watch it be PG-13.

 

[FuuRe]

I think Eli Roth should stop writing scripts with Nicolás Lopez only for his GF to be in a movie.

 

[Valkyr Junkie]

That's not a trailer for a real film, right? RIGHT?!

 

[Mechanized]

Whatever explanation there is for these ladies being crazy will certainly not be good enough. Also I just saw the whole movie in the trailer. Now barring some twist like these are the lesbian lovers of his black widow wife I'm not sure what could be left to give away here.

 

[Tansut]

It can't be overstated how amazing that "chocolate with sprinkles" line really is.

Looking forward to Netflixing this turd with some friends.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

This made me LOL so hard.


How are they gonna open the trailer with that line.


Eagerly awaiting the 12 hour YouTube video of Keanu saying that line...

You say that and yet it's already the most iconic line of 2015.

 

[exfixate]

Damn, the wife ditched him on Father's Day? That shit is ice cold.

 

[FaintDeftone]

The film looks absolutely corny, but it looks fun too. A good rental maybe.

 

[Jackpot]

So it's a film about a pair of psychopaths raping and torturing someone. What kind of person would want to watch this?

 

[FunkyPajamas]

So it's a film about a pair of psychopaths raping and torturing someone. What kind of person would want to watch this?

People that like Hostel and Saw, I guess.

Anyway, read the thread title and wanted it to be a horror movie, but not like this. I would have preferred them to be vampires instead, and without the rape/torture porn. Meh.

 

[UrbanRats]

So it's a film about a pair of psychopaths raping and torturing someone. What kind of person would want to watch this?

Only perverted wanna-be rapists, for sure.

 

[Violence Jack]

Looks like Hard Candy. I can't really stand Eli Roth's movies anyway (Hostel II is the only one that I thought was halfway decent), but Keanu seems horribly miscast here. Will wait for Netflix.

 

[Hjod]

Eli Roth?

So...where the fuck is Green Inferno?

That truly is the real issue here, give us that damned movie all ready!

 

[Grym]

Holy SHIT!!!.

Now I'm gonna have nightmares of random hot young women coming to my door to have sex with me. *shiver*

 

[forrest]

10 seconds in and cutest frenchy ever. If this dog gets John Wick'd Ima be pissed!!!

*meh, looks alright I guess

 

[Serra]

Keanu is way too good for this shit.

 

[andrerobot]

Ow, this was one of the films this hack filmed in Chile. f'ing Nicolas Lopez.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

The headphones part made me think the movie isn't entirely serious. But then there's the rest of the trailer, so....

 

[HellofaMouse]

Dont care if this is shit or not, so excited to see keanu making movies again. John wick was awesomw

 

[CREMSteve]

This is a remake of Death Game ('77).

http://screenrant.com/knock-knock-trailer-keanu-reeves-eli-roth/

 

[backflip10019]

This looks like shit. A) Keanu is better than this. B) Torture porn is the worst.

 

[Hari Seldon]

Ok I will be watching that haha.

 

[Currygan]

looks like complete ass, expected seeing the talents involved

 

[Bob White]

Man, John Wick 2 looks waaay different than the first. Is this a prequel?

 

[UrbanRats]

This looks like shit. A) Keanu is better than this. B) Torture porn is the worst.

Is this a test?
True.
False.
False.

 

[JeTmAn81]

Chocolate with sprinkles will enter the annals of all-time great movie quotes.

 

[cLOUDo]

Was that scene necessary?

lmao

 

[Kinyou]

This looks like a good family movie

 

[TwoDurans]

This is a remake of Death Game ('77).

http://screenrant.com/knock-knock-trailer-keanu-reeves-eli-roth/

How did Death Game end? I don't want to see this, but am curious if it ends like Funny Games, or not.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Looks good.

 

[atr0cious]

It's nice to see Keanu blossoming into his Nicholas Cage era.

Wow, the only interesting thing was the final shot of that trailer/movie.

 

[Hachimaki]

The chocolate sprinkles line gave me the impression it was a spoof film. Turned out I was wrong.

 

[Messofanego]

The way how Keanu said "chocolate with sprinkles" reminded me of whip cream poured like waterfalls!

 

[neogaffer1]

How the fuck does Eli Roth keep getting financing to make movies? The man has never made a good movie. It's completely baffling.

Of the real movies he's directed,

Cabin Fever had a budget of $1.5 mil and went on to make $30 mil worldwide

Hostel had a budget of $4.8 mil and went on to make $80 mil worldwide

Hostel Part II had a budget of $10.2 mil and went on to make $35 mil worldwide

Thanksgiving and Nation's Pride weren't real movies and Green Inferno hasn't come out yet.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=cabinfever.htm
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=hostel.htm
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=hostel2.htm

 

[jelly]

Looks like an excuse for a personal fantasy minus the death part. Do better movies Keanu.

 

[starchild excalibur]

Looks so bad. Can't tell if it's the script, the acting, the directing or a little of everything.

 

[iShouldGoPro]

What about Green Inferno tho?

 

[The Atticus]

How could his daughter's clothes fit the blonde so well?

Is this an answer I don't want to know? Is there something elastic about little girl school clothes?

 

[kinggroin]

I've masturbated to this trailer three times.

 

[AgentOtaku]

love me some Keannu and the movie looks like a legit fun time.

I've masturbated to this trailer three times.

Yeah, kinda crazy some of the shots they snuck into the trailer considering it wasn't a RedBand one or anything...

 

[Sparse]

You only see the dog in the beginning. It'll dig up Keanu in the final act and save the day.

 

[FluxWaveZ]

That's what he gets.

 

[Messofanego]

This is the response to the cheating threads on GAF lately.