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Known Doofus Acts Like Doofus About Something Dumb in GameStop

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Astarte

Member
I've seen all of Chrischan's exploits throughout the years and this is probably the tamest I've seen him. I can't believe it's been so long
Obligatory JUUUUULAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
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Squishy3

Member
Yeah, this is just the latest development in the ever ongoing Chris-Chan saga

Astarte said:
I've seen all of Chrischan's exploits throughout the years and this is probably the tamest I've seen him. I can't believe it's been so long
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It's as petty as anything else he's done, though. This was over them threatening to call mall security because he was banned from the store and possibly the mall period for vandalizing the Sonic Boom standee. And supposedly not because the game is shit, but because they messed up Knuckles' arms.
 
ItsTheNew

ItsTheNew

I believe any game made before 1997 is "essentially cave man art."
Christian Weston chandler aka sonichu aka one of the internets biggest punching bags. He has his own wiki!
 
LabouredSubterfuge

LabouredSubterfuge

Member
Vire said:
Sounds like a Sonic fan.
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Hycran

Banned
You can find Chris Chans mugshot online and his court appearance dates and everything. This was the culmination of being banned from the store for harassment and being asked to leave multiple times thereafter.

title should be updated to reflect Chris Chan
 
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DorkyMohr

Banned
If this thread sticks around: I'm kicking myself for giving Chris the benefit of the doubt when that video surfaced, he's pretty recognizable if you know who he is, and in my mind I thought that maybe someone was giving him grief over being Chris Chan rather than the Sonic's arms thing to cause him to freak out. Then he posted his take on it and all he can talk about is how this is Sega's fault, and that this whole stuff was premeditated. He's really a danger to himself and others now.
 
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ShockingAlberto

Member
I feel bad for the guy. He's clearly mentally handicapped, but the internet uses him to make a joke.

People convinced him he'd be famous if he filmed himself having sex with a blow-up doll and then they spread the video over the internet. Maybe he's annoying as hell, I don't know, but this isn't that different from pushing around a handicapped kid in high school and then judging him when he turns out socially abnormal.
 
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IdreamofHIME

Member
He'll do jail time for this, right?

I felt sorry for him when his house burned down, but now i think he might have done it himself...even if the actual cause was just as ridiculous.
 
Werewolf Jones

Werewolf Jones

Member
ShockingAlberto said:
I feel bad for the guy. He's clearly mentally handicapped, but the internet uses him to make a joke.

People convinced him he'd be famous if he filmed himself having sex with a blow-up doll and then they spread the video over the internet. Maybe he's annoying as hell, I don't know, but this isn't that different from pushing around a handicapped kid in high school and then judging him when he turns out socially abnormal.
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I dunno man, there's times I feel sorry for him but he keeps feeding the internet rather than just fading away into obscurity. I still think he's the greatest troll on the internet.
 
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Lagamorph

Member
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This is just freaking me out. Even more with knowing what he's gotten up to. All I can imagine now is a man with the body of a child but the head of a fully grown man doing all of it.
 
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Pocky4Th3Win

Member
What makes this person so special that they get so much attention? Never heard of them...

oh and in that video, that was a man? o_0
 
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Krejlooc

Banned
ShockingAlberto said:
I feel bad for the guy. He's clearly mentally handicapped, but the internet uses him to make a joke.

People convinced him he'd be famous if he filmed himself having sex with a blow-up doll and then they spread the video over the internet. Maybe he's annoying as hell, I don't know, but this isn't that different from pushing around a handicapped kid in high school and then judging him when he turns out socially abnormal.
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While cyberbullying is real and has obviously adversely affected this guy, this is a topic about him assaulting an innocent person.
 
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maxcriden

Member
ShockingAlberto said:
I feel bad for the guy. He's clearly mentally handicapped, but the internet uses him to make a joke.

People convinced him he'd be famous if he filmed himself having sex with a blow-up doll and then they spread the video over the internet. Maybe he's annoying as hell, I don't know, but this isn't that different from pushing around a handicapped kid in high school and then judging him when he turns out socially abnormal.
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Well said, Alberto. Makes me think of Ben Foster's character in Freaks and Geeks.
 
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Nightbird

Member
I am confused, like Professor Oak-Level of confused.

Is that a Girl or a Guy. Everyone here is saying "him" but that looked like a Woman in that Video, aslo that Voice didn't sound much like a Guy.

I am horribly confused right now.
 
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