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[Mr. Pointy]

I would have shown them a Mike Adriano video.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

LOL great work.

 

[Dai101]

Ludicrously oversized fake boobs. I don't get the appeal.

Well, your loss.

 

[ShaperofStories]

[QUOTE="God's Beard!";190364489]Can't get more caring about women than saving them from danger:

[/QUOTE]

Holy shit! That's my brother in law! The Cook!

 

[F0rneus]

Holy shit! That's my brother in law! The Cook!

This thread just got interesting.

 

[DarkJediKnight]

lol

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Holy shit! That's my brother in law! The Cook!

Explain, good sir.

 

[Izuna]

Holy shit! That's my brother in law! The Cook!

Awesome

EDIT: I know this thread is assumed NSFW, but isn't that cum on her face?

 

[Arkos]

Holy shit! That's my brother in law! The Cook!

 

[ShaperofStories]

Explain, good sir.

No big story. He's a writer/director/actor in the industry. Very cool and funny guy. His ex wife was a porn actress but now she just does makeup in the industry. That lady is my long time GF's sister.

I'm actually going over to my GF's tomorrow for Christmas, where her sister (the ex actress) will also be there.

Funniest story out of knowing these people by far: when they were still together, he offered me a role as a character in one of his upcoming porn parodies. (No sex.) But just as comedic relief. It was a Walking Dead parody, and I was to play T-Dog. But, they got divorced before all that went down. Funny world, isn't it?

 

[Mr. Pointy]

^Cool.

For a second there I thought you didn't know that he was in porn and that gif was the first time you found out.

I liked that scene he did with Veruca James where he was duct taped to a wall.

 

[Shaanyboi]

Holy shit! That's my brother in law! The Cook!

...well this thread just took a twist

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

No big story. He's a writer/director/actor in the industry. Very cool and funny guy. His ex wife was a porn actress but now she just does makeup in the industry. That lady is my long time GF's sister.

I'm actually going over to my GF's tomorrow for Christmas, where her sister (the ex actress) will also be there.

Funniest story out of knowing these people by far: when they were still together, he offered me a role as a character in one of his upcoming porn parodies. (No sex.) But just as comedic relief. It was a Walking Dead parody, and I was to play T-Dog. But, they got divorced before all that went down. Funny world, isn't it?

Damn, would have loved to see your one line, which is more than T-Dog usually got per average on an episode.

 

[Ferulci]

You are my hero.

 

[Staccat0]

Source for entertainment purposes.

Good Will Hunting was the first place I saw it

 

[ODDI]

I love this thread GAF after dark.

 

[Yellowflashdude]

"Asian porn is very caring the women [sic], but western porn has no respect whatsoever."

Am... am I just looking in all the wrong places for asian porn?

In all seriousness, this had some funny moments, but the guys version is supreme.

You're thinking of Japanese porn when it comes to all the extreme Asian porn and even then that is a stretch. The Koreans probably dont even have an adult video industry since its banned there so I can understand why she said that.

 

[FStubbs]

Ludicrously oversized fake boobs. I don't get the appeal.

I'm sure the male genitals were more shocking to them.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

oh. Brian Pumper laying pipe, eh

 

[Crash Station]

I saw that girl's hand at 3:48. Don't think I don't know what you're doing!

 

[manfestival]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Izuna]

You're thinking of Japanese porn when it comes to all the extreme Asian porn and even then that is a stretch. The Koreans probably dont even have an adult video industry since its banned there so I can understand why she said that.

AFAIK they have softcore essentially and it's very romance based like USTV sex scenes (at least non-HBO).

But at the same time, JP extreme porn is basically where the girl is submissive. We consider that to be less respectful, but her take on US porn is like... they make girls do really nasty things themselves.

 

[Ostinatto]

So, it was staged?

 

[Izuna]

Uhhhh...

yeah okay

 

[ZarKryn7]

.....

 

[sora87]

Those reactions are pretty disheartening.

Asians need to make their porn more like Western Porn and less like Alien probe sessions.

One of the big turn offs about asian porn is all the women sound like they're legit getting murdered, no average size dick is gonna make a woman turn into a out of control blender.

 

[New002]

Awesome

EDIT: I know this thread is assumed NSFW, but isn't that cum on her face?

I am legit amazed every time I see that gif posted because it definitely feels like something that wouldn't survive moderation lol.

 

[Femmeworth]

She might be talking about Korean porn..which is nonexistent. It's all softcore, and usually in an actual movie with plot, characters, etc.

Huh. Well, that shouldn't be surprising but not something I've seen talked about before.

 

[80s Bad Guy]

American girls watch Korean porn would be better.

 

[industrian]

Now we just need a "Korean girls react to a NeoGAF thread " [...]

.

 

[WickedLaharl]

Awesome

EDIT: I know this thread is assumed NSFW, but isn't that cum on her face?

yes. my intense research has lead me to the source - tatas under siege

.....

yeah that post is trying a bit too hard with all the edge

 

[Oblivion]

Ludicrously oversized fake boobs. I don't get the appeal.

"Ludicrously oversized"? I mean, it's one thing to not care for the fake part, but they're not unreasonably huge.

 

[DJKhaled]

Towards the end of that gif I feel she starts to kind of like it

 

[PeterLegend]

Was it double penetration, double vaginal or double anal? Hmm maybe it was triple or quadruple penetration.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

who thought dark green font over dark gray was a good idea?

 

[janoDX]

 

[UnforgivenTwin]

Lol

 

[KHlover]

ElTorro style, huh? Damn this is dope.

 

[Nightbird]

Incredible

 

[hipbabboom]

I don't buy those girls reactions for one second! May as well cover their faces with their hands and leave a gap between their fingers to peep through.

 

[Nikodemos]

They should've gone with something different, like X-Art or Passion HD instead of your typical mid-'00s style porn. Show them a girl like Amarna Miller.

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

I like how one of the girls clearly says "SHIT" in the video, but the subtitles censor it as S***.

Interesting choice.

 

[Hazmat]

I like how one of the girls clearly says "SHIT" in the video, but the subtitles censor it as S***.

Interesting choice.

The subtitles in general are terrible. I'd prefer a purely literal translation, but then we likely would have been deprived of "Damn, this is dope."

 

[Shogmaster]

Note to self: Korean girls don't swallow.

oh but they do. they sure do. you just need to pick the right ones.

 

[Izuna]

oh but they do. they sure do. you just need to pick the right ones.

I have it on good authority this man is correct.

 

[hateradio]

Korean ___ watch ____ porn.

 

[DrSlek]

Korean ___ watch ____ porn.

Just change the name of the channel to Koreans watching porn.

 

[kiri]

Props for getting it on a Samsung yo

 

[newtypepilot]

hahaha one of them loves watching porn

 

[Drencrom]

Holy shit! That's my brother in law! The Cook!

You have to elaborate