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[seanoff]

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...r-testing-on-men/story-fnet0gt3-1227080894867

"PENISES grown in laboratories could soon be ready for human testing after “encouraging” studies on rabbits, in a breakthrough for men with congenital abnormalities or traumatic injuries.
Researchers at North Carolina’s Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine are assessing engineered penises for safety, function and durability, and hope to get approval for human testing within five years.
The organ would be grown using a patient’s own cells to minimise the risk of rejection.
Professor Anthony Atala oversaw the institute’s successful engineering of penises for rabbits in 2008 and said human organ transplantation was on the horizon."

more at the link

i wonder if we'll get to the point where penis jobs are a big thing like boob jobs. :-|

 

[Novoitus]

edible penises

 

[ShaneDude]

Eek a penis!

 

[studyguy]

Medical science is pretty awesome.

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

I wonder if they come in a variety of shapes and sizes

 

[Mohasus]

Oh boy real life futanari. The future is awesome.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

 

[EatinOlives]

Scientists' reaction:

EDIT: dammit, studyguy! >:|

 

[GK86]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

I have a pretty cock, so no.

 

[Chezzymann]

So... could I have two if I really wanted to?

Spoiler

Or three

 

[Borgnine]

Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven, some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17, I took it home, washed it off and put it back on.

 

[SolidusDave]

http://i.imgur.com/5DnQt1s.jpg

edit: linked, can't be too careful!

 

[CountAntonius]

So will everyone now have a ten inch cock?

 

[computers putin']

A future where everyone has a massive penis is slowly coming....

edit: I wouldn't upgrade

 

[studyguy]

So... could I have two if I really wanted to?

Spoiler

Or three

Doctor, I want to be wolverine, but with like penis claws instead.

 

[shira]

in a breakthrough for men with congenital abnormalities or traumatic injuries.

20" cosmetic penis surgery paid for by the governemnt incoming

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

 

[afreaknamedpete]

While they're at it do you think they could grow some kidneys as well?

 

[Floridian]

Science is a wonderful thing.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Durability is my biggest worry. The penis I have now is wearing thin. It has almost 350,000 miles on it.

 

[nabe_shogun]

Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven, some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17, I took it home, washed it off and put it back on.

haha, this is the first thing I thought of.

 

[Winterfang]

The idea of my body rejecting my Penis, terrifies me to the core.

 

[PseudoKirby]

Soooo can we see a picture of it?



and since it isnt a natural human body part... would it be considered non vulgar?

 

[RockTurtle]

Oh boy real life futanari. The future is awesome.

welp. anime is becoming true!

 

[studyguy]

The idea of my body rejecting my Penis, terrifies me to the core.

As if the social pressures of someone else rejecting your penis wasn't enough.

 

[Trey]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

I'm good.

 

[Blargonaut]

 

[John Kowalski]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

nah i'm cool

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

As if the social pressures of someone else rejecting your penis wasn't enough.

Brutal

 

[Cuphead]

Soon real life will be like second life.

EDIT

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Chimpanzees seem less scary now.

 

[Tesseract]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

i have a beautiful circumscribed penis

 

[ComputerMKII]

Men becoming useless by the year 2020?

 

[Trey]

Well cuphead, we hardly knew ya.

 

[Winterfang]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

You mean like getting a circumcision?

 

[Lord Panda]

Does it come in different colors?

 

[SquiddyCracker]

i have a beautiful circumscribed penis

You mean like getting a circumcision?

Only if you tip.

 

[whitehawk]

You mean like getting a circumcision?

20+ page thread

 

[FO-totality]

I knew there was some work going on to regenerate foreskins in a similar method but entire penises is pretty surprising to hear.

 

[Apt101]

Someone should probably register labcocks dot com now in preparation. The world's hottest lab cock website.

 

[studyguy]

20+ page thread

Thought the same, hopefully we can cut that discussion short.

 

[gosox333]

Wait

For some reason I clicked the thread hoping for pictures.

why

 

[blame space]

i want my dick to have a dick.

 

[Paskil]

Someone should probably register labcocks.com now in preparation. The world's hottest lab cock website.

I'm not going to lie, I would pay money to see disembodied penises acting out puppet shows.

 

[SapientWolf]

You mean like getting a circumcision?

 

[Log4Girlz]

In 20 years we'll be wrapping our dicks around our waists.

 

[Knoxcore]

You mean like getting a circumcision?

Circumcision is without a doubt a downgrade in my book.

 

[Crossing Eden]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

Nah, I'm good bruh. ^_^

 

[Camp Lo]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

Nah.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

In 20 years we'll be wrapping our dicks around our waists.