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[Sai-kun]

As if the social pressures of someone else rejecting your penis wasn't enough.

im yelling

Men becoming useless by the year 2020?

thank fucking god

#endallmen

 

[Keasar]

You mean like getting a circumcision?

 

[PseudoKirby]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

Double The Size, Outpatient with no complication?


Maybe?

 

[daveo42]

Oh boy real life futanari. The future is awesome.

What humanity has truly been aspiring to all these years.

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

Depends on the kinds of upgrades they make available. Just a penis? Meh. Something ridiculous like adding mood coloring, jet packs, or be attachable and detachable at will? I might be down.

 

[Tesseract]

Circumcision is without a doubt a downgrade in my book.

your book isn't keratinized? gross.

 

[Data West]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

Define upgrade. If it's just length, no. You gotta sell me on the accessories, is it under warranty? does it work with bluetooth?

 

[slit]

edible penises

"Nooo....pork sausage.....you think I'm some sort of savage?"

 

[sandalphon]

Designer bodies, here we come!

Spoiler

How much would one cost? shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

 

[Zweizer]

Oh boy real life futanari. The future is awesome.

I like the way you think.

 

[hateradio]

http://i.imgur.com/5DnQt1s.jpg

edit: linked, can't be too careful!

I completely forgot about that. Damn, South Park.

 

[daveo42]

edible penises

Marketing gold right here. Bags of dicks are gonna sell like hot cakes.

 

[Masquerader]

Why don't they lab grow replacement people instead? It'd fit off the middleman that is the male genitalia.

Anyway, where's the usual 'righteous' Christian response?

 

[Twio]

Doctor, I want to be wolverine, but with like penis claws instead.

Have we learned nothing from the movie Teeth.

 

[studyguy]

Why don't they lab grow replacement people instead? It'd fit off the middleman that is the male genitalia.

Anyway, where's the usual 'righteous' Christian response?

What would Jesus say about me getting a bigger dick?

 

[ZealousD]

Can it be..... detachable?

 

[God Enel]

where does it grow? in a flower pot?

 

[Air]

Cool, if not bizarre. Not really something I'd worry about, but good for those who have had their junk messed up.

 

[Blargonaut]

[dat image]

edit: dat edit

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

So... could I have two if I really wanted to?

Spoiler

Or three

Somebody did an AMA on reddit about having two dicks.

Apparently he's having quite a time with them.

 

[tensuke]

Finally, dick fingers.

 

[Izuna]

Somebody did an AMA on reddit about having two dicks.

Apparently he's having quite a time with them.

... Can he jerk them alternatively so he doesn't have down time?

 

[Log4Girlz]

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

 

[John Kowalski]

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

unlimited penis works?

 

[Masquerader]

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

 

[Popnbake]

In 20 years we'll be wrapping our dicks around our waists.

then we'll be needing vaginal and anal cavity upgrades as well. :T

 

[GorillaJu]

My vacations in Bangkok are going to get much more interesting.

 

[NexusCell]

Science always find a way.

 

[daveo42]

then we'll be needing vaginal and anal cavity upgrades as well. :T

He's got ya covered.

 

[daw840]

Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven, some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17, I took it home, washed it off and put it back on.

Damn it. I was going to post this exact thing!

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

So how long before we an "unicorn" walking down the street?

 

[vikki]

I wonder if they come in a variety of shapes and sizes

I laughed at this, because I assume this is the first thing everyone thought of.

 

[cardinalmind]

Oh Nice. Organic vibrators for everyone!

Spoiler

I'll show myself to the door.

 

[acrid]

Thought the same, hopefully we can cut that discussion short.

Also, I'm less interested in adding Penii (more than one penis). You'd eventually want more balls too.

 

[Surface of Me]

Can this technology be applied to ballsacks? I want like 8 balls.

 

[Plywood]

You mean like getting a circumcision?

Genital mutilation.

 

[JC Lately]

Oh boy real life futanari. The future is awesome.

Truly this will be humanity's Final Form.

 

[_Ryo_]

Imagine getting a new penis with a vibrator built inside of it....


who could resist it?

 

[Alaskanbullworm]

 

[How About No]

Oh boy real life futanari. The future is awesome.

imokwiththis.png

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

I'd upgrade to the spinner version and really bling my cock out.

 

[zoku88]

So Gaf, would you eat lab grown meat?

 

[trifelife]

I'd like to know how they test durability. Some lab techs going to town on the dicks with Fleshlights, surely.

 

[Eighty Deuce]

The idea of my body rejecting my Penis, terrifies me to the core.

 

[ohlawd]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

yeah, totally would

 

[Anustart]

I read the title as lab grown pennies.

 

[JoeBoy101]

Hand on your heart, how many here would upgrade their penis?

Upgrade? You mean replacement, and no I wouldn't. My cock is perfect.

Not to long that it hurts my girl, but enough to scratch her itch. Enough girth for good feelings but enough to stretch her out. Not so large that she can't give it a good sucking for while, but enough so that it fills her mouth. Just a little curve to it to hit the hard to reach areas.

To hell with the 10" and 12" mutants. Me and my wife are perfectly in love with my 6.5"

I'm all for people having this option, but nah, not for me.

 

[blame space]

gross

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Would they have to...remove the original penis first?

 

[JoeBoy101]

Would they have to...remove the original penis first?

Well, I doubt you get a cock sheath that merges into your current one to form Ultra-Cock!

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Well, I doubt you get a cock sheath that merges into your current one to form Ultra-Cock!

I'd want a MegaZord Penis.