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[E92 M3]

Coming up next: Toddlers operate Nuclear Power plants

 

[The Wall]

Where is the 'homosexual male fingering a girl for the first time' version? Sexism is rife.

Everyone would be so confused! No one would know what they were doing!

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

Posted 2 days before Christmas, 12 million views.

 

[Agent Icebeezy]

Good to see them thinking outside the box.

Platinum posting here.

 

[besada]

"That's a butthole" from the toys one is preeeety good.

Wait until you get to part 2, and the ladies open the zombie dick.

 

[SomTervo]

Watched a bunch of these "for the first time" bullshit videos earlier today and I can confirm Gay men are WAY cooler and chilled out than Lesbian women...

Painting broad, pal...

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

How to get 12 million views without really trying

Everyone would be so confused! No one would know what they were doing!

That doesn't stop straight men

 

[marrec]

Sorry they're not Koreans

What the fuck am I even doing here then?

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I keep reading it as "lesbians touch penises" and then experience a brief flash of confusion.

 

[TheSeks]

Posted 2 days before Christmas, 12 million views.

http://img.pandawhale.com/67296-I-dont-know-what-I-expected-gi-q3di.jpeg

Straight men hoping there's a chance to convert women with "wanna touch my peenor?"

This isn't as good as the Korean Porn one.

 

[Trojita]

That girl said she has futa dreams.

 

[Grinchy]

c-section

I still reached over to cop a feel while they pulled me out.

 

[Falcs]

I think their reactions would have been very different if he had been pitching a tent beforehand.

 

[Auctopus]

Lol, guy was a great sport.

 

[The Wall]

That doesn't stop straight men

Well, they do kind of have more of an interest invested in at least trying though.

 

[UFO]

Pink pants girl was hilarious. Called her mom afterwards, lol. "Are you proud of me?!"

 

[EthanC]

And that's not even the worst word I can think of.

Most women I've ever met seem to legitimately hate "snatch" the most. They won't even use it during dirty-talk.

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

I've seen it in writing and heard it in film, but never, ever in real life. It's got to be, by a wide margin, the least sexually appealing term for vagina in existence.

Wrong

Spoiler

Gash is by FAR the worst I've heard

 

[richardhawk]

Wrong

Spoiler

Gash is by FAR the worst I've heard

Spoiler

Axewound is pretty bad.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Most women I've ever met seem to legitimately hate "snatch" the most. They won't even use it during dirty-talk.

'moist snatch' would be like the ultimate in inducing disgust.

 

[The Wall]

Wrong

Spoiler

Gash is by FAR the worst I've heard

That's the first time I've EVER heard that one. ＞﹏＜

'moist snatch' would be like the ultimate in inducing disgust.

I thought you wanted them moist.

 

[EGM1966]

Good to see them thinking outside the box.

Should have been first post.

I'm up for the sequel when the penis touches them back.

 

[nasax]

And that's not even the worst word I can think of.

If you're going to post funny "First Time" videos, post the really funny ones, which are always old people:

Old people watch VR Porn(NSFW)

The thumbnail of that video made me laugh in real life and I still haven't even clicked on it yet.

 

[Jack Remington]

Posted 2 days before Christmas, 12 million views.

I bet at least 6 million were dudes fapping to this.

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

Spoiler

Axewound is pretty bad.

Totally forgot about that one. lol.

 

[ShutterMunster]

Good to see them thinking outside the box.

LEGEND

 

[Grinchy]

I'm waiting for the, "Straight men taste penis for the first time" video.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I'm waiting for the, "Straight men taste penis for the first time" video.

like 25% of the porn I watch is based on that premise.

 

[butzopower]

"Fat girls touch penis for the first time"

Aren't you pleasant.

 

[Dandy Lyin]

Where is the 'homosexual male fingering a girl for the first time' version? Sexism is rife.

God, flash back to high school.

 

[mstevens]

Sometimes people refer to vaginas as boxes.

Gives "dick in a box" a whole new layer, doesn't it?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Good to see them thinking outside the box.

Very good work.

 

[The Real Abed]

"Fat girls touch penis for the first time"

That's your definition of fat? You must have such high standards.

 

[Brakke]

Wrong

Spoiler

Gash is by FAR the worst I've heard

A girl tried to sexy talk to me about her "slit" once and I almost passed out from how unpleasant it sounded.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Gives "dick in a box" a whole new layer, doesn't it?

"Cut a hole in the box"

 

[Shaanyboi]

Not even a cute guy.

by what insane standard?

 

[Marky Mark]

Search "A Happy Breakdown"on Google and thank me later.

Ha-ha, I'm at work you've got to warn me first.

 

[Frodo]

When she started "it feels like when I was a butcher" I burst out laughing, I don't know why, and I couldn't even make sense of what was going on on the rest of the video. To funny.

Love it.

 

[Snarkdawg]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsXypbRwEH0

Sorry they're not Koreans

Can we get Koreans reacting to it?

 

[...Scatter...]

'moist snatch' would be like the ultimate in inducing disgust.

Nah. Cunt is king. Try saying it to the closest female. Watch in terror as they flip their shit.

 

[Shredderi]

Good to see them thinking outside the box.

Aces Blanker, just aces.

 

[Daffy Duck]

"Gay men touch vagina for the first time" doesn't have the same ring to it.

"Gay men learn to box" does though.

 

[3phemeral]

 

[Shredderi]

Search "A Happy Breakdown"on Google and thank me later.

I did. The dramatic music got me good.

 

[Lyonaz]

And that's not even the worst word I can think of.

If you're going to post funny "First Time" videos, post the really funny ones, which are always old people:

Old people unboxing sex toys(NSFW)

Fucking Hilarious!

"That's an altar boy in a can" I spat out my drink, these old dudes were funny.

 

[trh]

Old people watch VR Porn(NSFW)

That one guy's noises. I want to puke.

 

[WordAssassin]

I still reached over to cop a feel while they pulled me out.

This is so awful but I laughed so hard

I can't wait until I get home so I can actually watch all these videos

 

[TouchMyBox]

Spoiler

Box is slang for pussy

What the fuck?

 

[stufte]

What the fuck?

I hope this is a true revelation and not sarcasm, because that would be amazing.

 

[The Real Abed]

TIL a lot of people had never heard the term "box" as slang for vagina. Then again, if it weren't for Community, I wouldn't know "fanny" does too. (In the UK)