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LeleSocho said:
Giving percentages on a wide variety of aspects of the human nature seems the exact opposite of "vague and general enough to apply to a wide range of people".
Maybe i'm just gullible though *shrug*
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You're not gullible, your Jupiter is just ascending at the moment.

PM me for a precise %.
 
I copied in my honours year engineering thesis:

You are inner-directed, skeptical and can be perceived as insensitive.

You are imaginative: you have a wild imagination. You are philosophical: you are open to and intrigued by new ideas and love to explore them. And you are independent: you have a strong desire to have time to yourself.

Experiences that give a sense of prestige hold some appeal to you.

You are relatively unconcerned with both tradition and taking pleasure in life. You care more about making your own path than following what others have done. And you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment.
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Pretty close though I'd argue the insensitive part.
 
You are boisterous, explosive and can be perceived as critical.

You are fiery: you have a fiery temper, especially when things do not go your way. You are excitement-seeking: you are excited by taking risks and feel bored without lots of action going on. And you are imaginative: you have a wild imagination.

Your choices are driven by a desire for modernity.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.
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I copy pasted ass 3500 times.
 
You are a bit compulsive.

You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. You are melancholy: you think quite often about the things you are unhappy about. And you are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life.

Your choices are driven by a desire for efficiency.

You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you. You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.
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My answer didn't change from 1100 words to 2000, so I'm going to assume this is a good representation. The last part certainly seems right.
Missing the bit about the uncontrollable imagination.
 
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Very accurate.
 
I entered some books.
A tale of two cities
You are heartfelt and rational.

You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. You are calm under pressure: you handle unexpected events calmly and effectively. And you are self-assured: you tend to feel calm and self-assured.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.
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Alice in Wonderland
You are unpretentious and boisterous.

You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. And you are content: you are content with your level of accomplishment and do not feel the need to set ambitious goals.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.
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Moby Dick
You are inner-directed and skeptical.

You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. You are independent: you have a strong desire to have time to yourself. And you are calm-seeking: you prefer activities that are quiet, calm, and safe.

You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.
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All the books seem to have similar answers. THe classic ones anyways.
 
I entered six thousand words of Lorem Ipsum, aka latin dummy-text, and got:

"You are shrewed, skeptical and restrained. You are adventurous.(..) You are imaginative. (..)"

Seem it just feeds dummy text back. Doesn't make much sense.
 
FunkyDealer said:
I entered six thousand words of Lorem Ipsum, aka latin dummy-text, and got:

"You are shrewed, skeptical and restrained. You are adventurous.(..) You are imaginative. (..)"

Seem it just feeds dummy text back. Doesn't make much sense.
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You were skeptical of it working, but you were adventurous but felt the need to enter your own text was restraining so you entered loren ipsum instead. Seems accurate.

Eh? Eh?
 
indeed

You are unpretentious and sentimental.

You are melancholy: you think quite often about the things you are unhappy about. You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. And you are content: you are content with your level of accomplishment and do not feel the need to set ambitious goals.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You consider taking pleasure in life to guide a large part of what you do: you are highly motivated to enjoy life to its fullest. You value tradition a bit more: you highly respect the groups you belong to and follow their guidance.
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indeed
 
3500 is a lot of words.

You are a bit compulsive and sentimental.

You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. You are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time. And you are fiery: you have a fiery temper, especially when things do not go your way.

Your choices are driven by a desire for efficiency.

You consider achieving success to guide a large part of what you do: you seek out opportunities to improve yourself and demonstrate that you are a capable person. You are relatively unconcerned with taking pleasure in life: you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment.
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Far be it for me to argue against this wise ass robot, but I genuinely think the 'fiery' trait it assigned to me is a product of me swearing a lot in general, even though I'm certain most of that swearing hasn't the least bit to do with any temper or anger.

Big 5
Openness 58%
Adventurousness 39%
Artistic interests 17%
Emotionality 57%
Imagination 36%
Intellect 59%
Authority-challenging 75%

Conscientiousness 18%
Achievement striving 45%
Cautiousness 48%
Dutifulness 24%
Orderliness 73%
Self-discipline 9%
Self-efficacy 61%

Extraversion 33%
Activity level 84%
Assertiveness 62%
Cheerfulness 30%
Excitement-seeking 16%
Outgoing 39%
Gregariousness 23%

Agreeableness 70%
Altruism 31%
Cooperation 63%
Modesty 39%
Uncompromising 67%
Sympathy 97%
Trust 56%

Emotional range 80%
Fiery 84%
Prone to worry 61%
Melancholy 74%
Immoderation 65%
Self-consciousness 79%
Susceptible to stress 72%

Needs
Challenge 11%
Closeness 39%
Curiosity 26%
Excitement 24%
Harmony 95%
Ideal 4%
Liberty 43%
Love 90%
Practicality 96%
Self-expression 28%
Stability 30%
Structure 32%

Values
Conservation 49%
Openness to change 14%
Hedonism 8%
Self-enhancement 93%
Self-transcendence 22%
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You are shrewd and skeptical.

You are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life. You are philosophical: you are open to and intrigued by new ideas and love to explore them. And you are imaginative: you have a wild imagination.

You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of prestige.

You are relatively unconcerned with both tradition and taking pleasure in life. You care more about making your own path than following what others have done. And you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment.
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Well, that's certainly true.
 
I fed it emails and things of a very personal nature. This is depressing.

You are a bit compulsive, somewhat shortsighted and can be perceived as dependent.

You are fiery: you have a fiery temper, especially when things do not go your way. You are susceptible to stress: you are easily overwhelmed in stressful situations. And you are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you.
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Watson analyses himself:

You are confident and expressive.

You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. You are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life. And you are calm under pressure: you handle unexpected events calmly and effectively.

Experiences that give a sense of well-being hold some appeal to you.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider achieving success to guide a large part of what you do: you seek out opportunities to improve yourself and demonstrate that you are a capable person.
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I just entered some of my essays from Humanities classes back when I was in college:

You are shrewd and skeptical.

You are empathetic: you feel what others feel and are compassionate towards them. You are philosophical: you are open to and intrigued by new ideas and love to explore them. And you are imaginative: you have a wild imagination.

Your choices are driven by a desire for prestige.

You are relatively unconcerned with both taking pleasure in life and tradition. You prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment. And you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.
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Big 5

Openness 95%
Adventurousness 82%
Artistic interests 38%
Emotionality 20%
Imagination 95%
Intellect 96%
Authority-challenging 94%

Conscientiousness 41%
Achievement striving 53%
Cautiousness 74%
Dutifulness 9%
Orderliness 5%
Self-discipline 16%
Self-efficacy 74%

Extraversion 16%
Activity level 14%
Assertiveness 17%
Cheerfulness 7%
Excitement-seeking 10%
Outgoing 8%
Gregariousness 5%

Agreeableness 8%
Altruism 11%
Cooperation 46%
Modesty 4%
Uncompromising 8%
Sympathy 98%
Trust 12%

Emotional range 46%
Fiery 47%
Prone to worry 21%
Melancholy 59%
Immoderation 19%
Self-consciousness 46%
Susceptible to stress 19%
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I got this here, to be fair it's pretty accurate in some cases. Still neat though.

You are a bit compulsive, somewhat inconsiderate and skeptical.

You are fiery: you have a fiery temper, especially when things do not go your way. You are melancholy: you think quite often about the things you are unhappy about. And you are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time.

Your choices are driven by a desire for organization.

You consider achieving success to guide a large part of what you do: you seek out opportunities to improve yourself and demonstrate that you are a capable person. You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.
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Big 5
Openness 36%
Adventurousness 18%
Artistic interests 0%
Emotionality 56%
Imagination 72%
Intellect 49%
Authority-challenging 57%
Conscientiousness 0%
Achievement striving 9%
Cautiousness 10%
Dutifulness 7%
Orderliness 12%
Self-discipline 0%
Self-efficacy 1%
Extraversion 26%
Activity level 48%
Assertiveness 24%
Cheerfulness 49%
Excitement-seeking 93%
Outgoing 25%
Gregariousness 72%
Agreeableness 11%
Altruism 4%
Cooperation 5%
Modesty 13%
Uncompromising 3%
Sympathy 4%
Trust 7%
Emotional range 100%
Fiery 100%
Prone to worry 94%
Melancholy 100%
Immoderation 87%
Self-consciousness 100%
Susceptible to stress 84%
Needs
Challenge 66%
Closeness 83%
Curiosity 76%
Excitement 88%
Harmony 72%
Ideal 79%
Liberty 84%
Love 93%
Practicality 94%
Self-expression 92%
Stability 89%
Structure 95%
Values
Conservation 3%
Openness to change 95%
Hedonism 14%
Self-enhancement 97%
Self-transcendence 36%
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You are skeptical and shrewd.

You are independent: you have a strong desire to have time to yourself. You are reserved: you are a private person and don't let many people in. And you are authority-challenging: you prefer to challenge authority and traditional values to help bring about positive changes.

You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of prestige.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider achieving success to guide a large part of what you do: you seek out opportunities to improve yourself and demonstrate that you are a capable person.


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Not bad. I'm curious how "cold-read-y" this is, but I expect that Watson felt I might feel that way.
 
I pasted the thread where I washed my phone in the washer

You are a bit compulsive, somewhat inconsiderate and skeptical.

You are self-focused: you are more concerned with taking care of yourself than taking time for others. You are independent: you have a strong desire to have time to yourself. And you are carefree: you do what you want, disregarding rules and obligations.

Your choices are driven by a desire for well-being.

You are relatively unconcerned with tradition: you care more about making your own path than following what others have done. You consider independence to guide a large part of what you do: you like to set your own goals to decide how to best achieve them.
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