Screw the internet. This is presented so dryly that I cannot legitimately tell if it's a joke thread or not. Most of the time one can at least figure something is 100% serious or 100% trolling based on context, but this is too much. To drag up a cliché, if you put a gun to my head I would not be able to tell if this was serious or not. I can't take it any more. GAF needs some kind of "snark level" field while posting so people know just how serious someone is trying to be or not. No more guessing. Bannable offense to lie about your snark level. I feel like I'm going to smash my keyboard if I see another frynotsureifserious.gif here; and it's pretty solid so I'm bound to break my hands eventually. That's how you know I'm being serious here.