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[crazyrabbits]

Oh shit, RDJ was the one behind all that? Wow.

No, he wasn't. That was a rumor, but it was (according to the gossip site it originated from) Carroll O'Connor's son. I don't know what happened after that, but he more or less copped to it in the comments of Crazy Days and Nights.

I've tried to keep up as best I can with that blog, because it often has very compelling rumors. Schneider is just the tip of the iceberg. There's an entire ring of sexual predators in Hollywood, which (according to the one who posted the original rumors about Schneider) encompass a broad spectrum of actors and actresses. It's incredibly disturbing stuff.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I can't prove it.

But much like Jimmy Saville it will come out.

The similarities are there and everyone said the same thing about him. Until you know, the rumours about him being molester became true

Bati you're going full on joke poster way too prematurely. There is actually no evidence or even rumors outside of 4chan and forums like this. Saying he has fucked/molested them without anything to prove it is incredible silly, victorious does have a hell lot of sexual innuendos though, but making 17/18 year olds do that is hardly anything that makes him a Saville. Also little known fact about Saville is that he is actually, very much like Elvis, still alive.

That people also gif all these moments tells another story

Weirdly enough the only one I actually giffed there is the one of Gibby. I was even the one that added the censoring to keep GAFs innocence in the creepy thread.

 

[Seance]

Seriously. Just look at him

His face screams molester.

Can't get any pussy the real way because he's butt fucking ugly so he uses his power in the industry to manipulate young girls.

He's a cunt

I usually just ignore this shit, but I really hope mods see this.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

"His face screams molester"

Go work for the Daily Mail?

 

[Valhelm]

That people also gif all these moments tells another story

Er, being attracted to those girls is normal. They're in their late teens or twenties.

 

[Kinyou]

Er, being attracted to those girls is normal. They're in their late teens or twenties.

Nah, I meant that Schnieder is catering to an audience out there. Apparently he's not doing it just for himself.

Weirdly enough the only one I actually giffed there is the one of Gibby. I was even the one that added the censoring to keep GAFs innocence in the creepy thread.

I think the censor bar makes it actually a bit more creepy, lol

 

[Seance]

Nah, I meant that Schnieder is catering to an audience out there. Apparently he's not doing it just for himself.

What's wrong with having a fetish? When it comes sex everything harmless done between consenting adults is cool.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Nice, but he'll always be Dennis Blunden to me

 

[Kinyou]

What's wrong with having a fetish? When it comes sex everything harmless done between consenting adults is cool.

I'm not judging, just observing.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Looks like cum:

 

[StuBurns]

Nah, I meant that Schnieder is catering to an audience out there. Apparently he's not doing it just for himself.

His shows are surprisingly aware of their audience, and bizarrely adult. Despite being a fan of CreepyGAF, I'd not even seen Victorious until maybe six months ago, and it's extremely self-aware. There's post-modernist skits about it being a TV show, seriously dark psychological subject matter (one of the guys has a puppet, and the "puppet" tries to murder someone) and long running jokes you'd never notice unless you'd seen them in order, even show to show (Cat's inability to count to ten). One of the first Sam & Cats has them watching a TV show which is cancelled out the blue, so they go to the studio to demand an explanation and actually have the showrunner explain that the network are responsible and he'd love to have done more or end it in a grander fashion.

It's a strange thing, because I haven't seen any children's TV for twelve years or whatever, and I was very surprised how much care is taken with the writing of these shows. I expected them to be shit, because what ten year old girl has any standards in that regard? I'd think any old shit would be fine. There's a lot of material that young people would really not get. There's an entire episode which is a spoof of The Breakfast Club for example.

I really don't think he's a pedophile, these shows are actually obsessively put together, and much better than they need to be.

 

[Dr. Randy Marsh]

Maybe he had trouble finding foot fetish material as a kid.

Maybe when he finally did find some, someone else found it and he was totally made fun of at school.

Maybe he wants no one else to suffer this fate, so he puts foot fetish material in everyday teen shows.

Maybe he's actually a hero to every preteen and teen with a foot fetish.

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

Pedophilia defense? Jesus...

ITT: People who don't know what a pedophile is.

 

[dvdjamm]

It's like the new version of those old playground celebrity urban legends....Richard Gere stuck a gerbil up his ass....Madonna had to have 5 lbs of semen pumped from her stomach...

I always heard that one was about Rod Stewart.

Was there ever a E! True Hollywood Story about Head Of The Class? If not,there should be.

 

[Dishwalla]

This thread is fucking awful, holy hell.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Evilore pls use your powers to erase this thread to erase this thread from existence

 

[MIMIC]

It basically comes down to fat, unattractive looking guy who is in charge of creating shows featuring attractive young girls.....HE MUST BE FUCKING THEM!

It's like the new version of those old playground celebrity urban legends....Richard Gere stuck a gerbil up his ass....Madonna had to have 5 lbs of semen pumped from her stomach...

When I was a kid, that particular rumor involved Lil Kim.

 

[akira28]

I heard it was Jordan from New Kids on the Block who needed his stomach pumped because of semen. What is it with stomach pumps and semen and celebrities and grade school kids?

and then I had to laugh: http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/rockstar.asp

vv: I can't believe she'd need a retainer for that.

 

[StuBurns]

I heard Stevie Nicks had a man on retainer to blow coke up her ass because tooting affected her singing.

 

[amitaiwinehouse]

Also little known fact about Saville is that he is actually, very much like Elvis, still alive.

I'll be honest, coming onto NeoGAF I didn't expect to see someone link to a video of Leeds fans.

 

[BSsBrolly]

When I was a kid, that particular rumor involved Lil Kim.

It was Brittany Spears when I was a kid. The semen was from all the guys in N'Sync. Haha

 

[Plywood]

Evilore pls use your powers to erase this thread to erase this thread from existence

Cracking up IRL at how you repeated yourself.

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

Didn't you know? All celebs have had 5 lbs of semen pumped from their stomach at some point.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

I heard Stevie Nicks had a man on retainer to blow coke up her ass because tooting affected her singing.

Was he on the edge of seventeen?

 

[StopMakingSense]

It was Brittany Spears when I was a kid. The semen was from all the guys in N'Sync. Haha

I think it all started with Rod Stewart way back.

 

[Iacobellis]

Looks like cum:

What kind of cum are you shooting?

 

[StuBurns]

Was he on the edge of seventeen?

Till a landslide brought him down.

Victorious update, Cat just did the 'ghost' pottery thing.

 

[Dai101]

Was he on the edge of seventeen?

 

[PhoncipleBone]

It's like the new version of those old playground celebrity urban legends....Richard Gere stuck a gerbil up his ass....Madonna had to have 5 lbs of semen pumped from her stomach...

I thought it was Lil Kim that had to have the semen pumped out.

 

[Dishwalla]

I thought it was Lil Kim that had to have the semen pumped out.

I wonder where that rumor came from, when she has lyrics like "and I ain't out shoppin spendin dudes C-notes, I'm in the crib givin niggaz deep throat".

 

[nateeasy]

Hes a pedo because I'm attracted to the girls on his shows is a strange argument.

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

Hes a pedo because I'm attracted to the girls on his shows is a strange argument.

Well, you're forgetting a crucial part of the argument here: he's also a fat, unattractive white guy.

He should've started hitting the gym long ago if he didn't want these kinds of accusations.

 

[JordanN]

Foot fetish, or legs-spread-wide-to-kind-of-expose-pussy fetish?

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Didn't you know? All celebs have had 5 lbs of semen pumped from their stomach at some point.

I'm so old, when I was a kid the rumor was /Rod Stewart/ needed the stomach pumping.

I'm also so old I remember Dan Schneider from Head of the Class.

 

[VanquishUK]

Seriously. Just look at him

His face screams molester.

Can't get any pussy the real way because he's butt fucking ugly so he uses his power in the industry to manipulate young girls.

He's a cunt

I have no idea why you haven't been banned yet.

 

[Silky]

Victoria Justice is a chill girl. I met her once on a vacation.

Dan Schneider's content is...questionable, sure, but he's not a pedo. Unless you people have proof.

 

[StuBurns]

Victoria Justice is a chill girl. I met her once on a vacation.

Is there a deep sense of shame and sadness in her eyes?

 

[oneils]

Thank you! Took me forever to figure out where I recognised him from.

My memory of the 80s is completely shot. I don't remember one thing about these shows. Barely remember the theme songs.

 

[bomma_man]

I heard Stevie Nicks had a man on retainer to blow coke up her ass because tooting affected her singing.

I thought she sucked it up her muff with a straw?

 

[Takao]

Looks like cum:

Looks like shaving cream.

 

[Daft_Cat]

I know a man of decent status at Nickelodeon here in LA and I asked him about Schnieder privately last time there was a huge GAF thread about him. His response (paraphrased) was that as far as he knows, the rumours are just that: rumours. They're not unaware of them at Nick, but they've also never been substantiated, nor is there any evidence of a cover-up.

That said, he admitted it wouldn't surprise him for a second.

 

[Valhelm]

CGI Dilbert? Fuck?

 

[Dead]

I heard the stomach being pumped because it was full of semen rumour in school too. It was about Lil Kim too I think.

Crazy how that shit was nationwide.

 

[Batigol]

I heard Kel died in a car accident

 

[Roger Danish]

I heard the stomach being pumped because it was full of semen rumour in school too. It was about Lil Kim too I think.

Crazy how that shit was nationwide.

Well, clearly somebody's stomach was pumped for semen. The only real mystery is whose.

 

[Courage]

You guys sure it wasn't Missy Elliott?

 

[Darko]

Stop with those gifs I beg of you all.

Big Swallow.

 

[Dead]

Yo what the he'll

You can walk into a grocery store, buy food or rob it? How did I not know this til I beat the game? This shit isn't even marked on the map!

 

[Derrick01]

I heard Stevie Nicks had a man on retainer to blow coke up her ass because tooting affected her singing.

Did this make her singing sound more or less like a goat than usual?

 

[BigEvilTurtle]

Yo what the he'll

You can walk into a grocery store, buy food or rob it? How did I not know this til I beat the game? This shit isn't even marked on the map!

I didn't know this either!