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Let's talk about Nickelodeon's Dan Schnieder.

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Oh shit, RDJ was the one behind all that? Wow.

No, he wasn't. That was a rumor, but it was (according to the gossip site it originated from) Carroll O'Connor's son. I don't know what happened after that, but he more or less copped to it in the comments of Crazy Days and Nights.

I've tried to keep up as best I can with that blog, because it often has very compelling rumors. Schneider is just the tip of the iceberg. There's an entire ring of sexual predators in Hollywood, which (according to the one who posted the original rumors about Schneider) encompass a broad spectrum of actors and actresses. It's incredibly disturbing stuff.
 
I can't prove it.

But much like Jimmy Saville it will come out.

The similarities are there and everyone said the same thing about him. Until you know, the rumours about him being molester became true

Bati you're going full on joke poster way too prematurely. There is actually no evidence or even rumors outside of 4chan and forums like this. Saying he has fucked/molested them without anything to prove it is incredible silly, victorious does have a hell lot of sexual innuendos though, but making 17/18 year olds do that is hardly anything that makes him a Saville. Also little known fact about Saville is that he is actually, very much like Elvis, still alive.

That people also gif all these moments tells another story

Weirdly enough the only one I actually giffed there is the one of Gibby. I was even the one that added the censoring to keep GAFs innocence in the creepy thread.
 
Seriously. Just look at him

His face screams molester.

Can't get any pussy the real way because he's butt fucking ugly so he uses his power in the industry to manipulate young girls.

He's a cunt

I usually just ignore this shit, but I really hope mods see this.
 
Er, being attracted to those girls is normal. They're in their late teens or twenties.
Nah, I meant that Schnieder is catering to an audience out there. Apparently he's not doing it just for himself.

Weirdly enough the only one I actually giffed there is the one of Gibby. I was even the one that added the censoring to keep GAFs innocence in the creepy thread.
I think the censor bar makes it actually a bit more creepy, lol
 
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Nice, but he'll always be Dennis Blunden to me
 
Nah, I meant that Schnieder is catering to an audience out there. Apparently he's not doing it just for himself.
His shows are surprisingly aware of their audience, and bizarrely adult. Despite being a fan of CreepyGAF, I'd not even seen Victorious until maybe six months ago, and it's extremely self-aware. There's post-modernist skits about it being a TV show, seriously dark psychological subject matter (one of the guys has a puppet, and the "puppet" tries to murder someone) and long running jokes you'd never notice unless you'd seen them in order, even show to show (Cat's inability to count to ten). One of the first Sam & Cats has them watching a TV show which is cancelled out the blue, so they go to the studio to demand an explanation and actually have the showrunner explain that the network are responsible and he'd love to have done more or end it in a grander fashion.

It's a strange thing, because I haven't seen any children's TV for twelve years or whatever, and I was very surprised how much care is taken with the writing of these shows. I expected them to be shit, because what ten year old girl has any standards in that regard? I'd think any old shit would be fine. There's a lot of material that young people would really not get. There's an entire episode which is a spoof of The Breakfast Club for example.

I really don't think he's a pedophile, these shows are actually obsessively put together, and much better than they need to be.
 
Maybe he had trouble finding foot fetish material as a kid.

Maybe when he finally did find some, someone else found it and he was totally made fun of at school.

Maybe he wants no one else to suffer this fate, so he puts foot fetish material in everyday teen shows.

Maybe he's actually a hero to every preteen and teen with a foot fetish.
 
It's like the new version of those old playground celebrity urban legends....Richard Gere stuck a gerbil up his ass....Madonna had to have 5 lbs of semen pumped from her stomach...

I always heard that one was about Rod Stewart.

Was there ever a E! True Hollywood Story about Head Of The Class? If not,there should be.
 
It basically comes down to fat, unattractive looking guy who is in charge of creating shows featuring attractive young girls.....HE MUST BE FUCKING THEM!

It's like the new version of those old playground celebrity urban legends....Richard Gere stuck a gerbil up his ass....Madonna had to have 5 lbs of semen pumped from her stomach...

When I was a kid, that particular rumor involved Lil Kim.
 
Victoria Justice is a chill girl. I met her once on a vacation.

Dan Schneider's content is...questionable, sure, but he's not a pedo. Unless you people have proof.
 
I know a man of decent status at Nickelodeon here in LA and I asked him about Schnieder privately last time there was a huge GAF thread about him. His response (paraphrased) was that as far as he knows, the rumours are just that: rumours. They're not unaware of them at Nick, but they've also never been substantiated, nor is there any evidence of a cover-up.

That said, he admitted it wouldn't surprise him for a second.
 
I heard the stomach being pumped because it was full of semen rumour in school too. It was about Lil Kim too I think.

Crazy how that shit was nationwide.
 
Yo what the he'll

You can walk into a grocery store, buy food or rob it? How did I not know this til I beat the game? This shit isn't even marked on the map!
 
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