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So yeah. This stuff is always great. The "classic" is probably still My Immortal, but this stuff is definitely a guilty pleasure if you can find one that's the right kind of bad. Another one that's great and my friends and I still quote often is Sonic High School, which is even worse than one may imagine.

So yeah, I'm in the mood for some fanfiction so bad that it's funny. So post some suggestions!
 
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Does 50 Shades of Grey counts ? xD

Specialy hilarious that it makes absolutly no sense in the twilight context
 
I once read a Banjo Kazooie fanfic that only in hindisght is hilarious to me, because it was some sort of Kazooie back story that involved tons of drama and domestic violence and basically didn't have anything to do with BK neither in plot or tone. Like, the villain was a bird guy trying to force Kazooie to marry his son and dies in a fire laughing maniacally.

Thinking back i only read it because i felt like i had to, i always have found weird about myself, as a fan of things, that i have never felt that need to neither ship nor read fanfics, and i was like "okay, let's give this fanfic thing a shot".
 
When I raided in WoW a long time ago, one of my favorite activities, as one of the raid leaders, when someone was late or had to go AFK for a long period of time, was to paste in guild chat (or read aloud on Vent) horrible fan fiction in order to entertain myself and incite peer pressure to not waste time.

I learned a few things:

There are a shocking amount of Harry Potter male pregnancy stories.
And Sonic fans are weird.
 
When I raided in WoW a long time ago, one of my favorite activities, as one of the raid leaders, when someone was late or had to go AFK for a long period of time, was to paste (or read aloud on Vent) horrible fan fiction in order to entertain myself and incite peer pressure to not waste time.

I learned a few things:

There are a shocking amount of Harry Potter male pregnancy stories.
And Sonic fans are weird.

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My Inner Life, a Zelda fanfic about a self-insert falling in love with Link (based on the writer's dreams), has a pretty good dramatic reading, as long as you're fine with cut-in gags and additional written commentary.
 
Can somebody explain that Obama/Michelle meme to me? Tried to google it, but found nothing intelligible.
 
I'm sorry but, what?

I don't watch SPN, so I don't really get the reference. I just have a friend who writes shitty Destiel fanfic.

When trying to find my one friend's Supernatural work that she refuses share on Tumblr I came across some where their car becomes a person. Then it follows from there as you'd expect.

It might actually be well written. I have no idea. Just saw the descriptions.

It is like Doctor/Tardis fan fiction.
 
Can somebody explain that Obama/Michelle meme to me? Tried to google it, but found nothing intelligible.

It sounds like you found the right thing then. From my understanding it's like a what-if story where Obama is a Sonic character and Romney is the antagonist. Again, Sonic fans are weird.
 
Daring Do and the Jungle of Terror

Daring Do and the Endless Wastes


It even got printed as real books!
Through Amazon who will print nearly anything.

I am not linking cover images because I will not be held responsible for any and all brain aneurysms. You are on your own.

Seriously, don't search this shit if you are at work and like your job and don't want to be put on several government lists.

Not Safe For Work

Not Safe For Life

Like anything MLP.
 
I can't believe you're ragging on Destiel Ouro it's like I don't even know you.

There's really no way for me to proofread someone's work that contains the words "angel's blade."

When trying to find my one friend's Supernatural work that she refuses share on Tumblr I came across some where their car becomes a person. Then it follows from there as you'd expect.

It might actually be well written. I have no idea. Just saw the descriptions.

It is like Doctor/Tardis fan fiction.

Oh god.
 
Terrible, yes, but is it really much worse than the source material?
It makes the shit in twilight seem like a functional relationship, that's how bad 50 shades is. Neither author know how relationships work.
 
Pokemon Attack of Mewtwo

"no" said sarah and saw oak was dead and was Gary .

"no why did you do this mewtoo you are evil" said sarah

"Shut up or I EXPLODE YOUR HEAD" said mewtwo

but sarah not listen and mewtwo shat sichic at her

"now she is dead" said mewtwo and flew away

but sarah was not dead and blacked out and so was ewe.

I mean sure it's likely a troll fanfiction but it's still stupid.
 
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