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Letter from a PS3 Fanboy to Sony

BlueTsunami

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Taken from Joystiq...freakin hilarious...

Joystiq said:
We know various folks at Sony read this blog, so we're fulfilling a hardcore ******'s wishes by reprinting his letter here, in its unedited entirety, both for Sony and for the rest of you who might get as big a kick out of it as we did.

This isn't the first letter of this sort. We're always getting letters addressed to EA, to Microsoft, to Nintendo. This is just one of the more entertaining ones. We just can't figure out if it's cutting parody or earnest entreaty. That's what makes it so brilliant!


whoever it may concern...

respected sir its my humble request to you to plz convey my message to the sony company.

I am a resident of india and believe me man i just cannot live without the playstation 3 see it makes no difference to you changing the prices of the ps3 from 500$ to 900$ or whatever but sir it does make a lot of difference to us i mean to me even if u increase 50$ u see the currency of india as compared to yours is very low and so in our country in costs us very high.

My basic needs of life are food, clothing, shelter, and above all the playstation 3.even if u want to shoot up the price or decrease it by no matter what i request you (I MEAN THE SONY ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY) that can u plz give me a ps3 by about 400$ or so I promise i wont tell this to anybody u see thge problem is that i dont want to lose and stop doing the one last thing i really love in this world that is gaming and that too only on my playstation 3 I mean it ok and please i have said to give me if it is possible, or else as i read on the net i will have to wait for three long years to buy it at 320$ or whatever

PLEASE DO CONSIDER MY REQUEST AND PLEASE WHOEVER IS GOING TO RECIEVE THIS MESSAGE FIRST PLEASE PLEASE FORWARD IT TO THE SONY ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY, MY DREAM IS TO WORK IN THE SONY ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY AS A GAMER OR AS A DESIGNER OR WHAT EVER POST I MAY GET RIGHT NOW I AM DOING I.T. ENGINEERING AND AM A LOT INTERESTED IN ANIMATION BUT ONLY WITH MY DREAM COMPANY "SONY" IF THERE IS ANYTHING LIKE TRAINING COURSES THAT YOU GIVE AND HIRE PEOPLE IN YOUR COMPANY(ONLY THE VIDEO GAME SECTION I MEAN) THEN PLZ SIR I AM READY TO DO IT I AM READY TO WORK FOR THE FIRST 10 YEARS WITH YOU FOR FREE I MEAN WITHOUT BEING PAID, YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO SPEND FOR MY FOOD, CLOTHING AND RESIDENCE I REALLY MEAN IT GAMING IS IN MY BLOOD AND PLAYSTATION IS THE HEART THAT KEPS IT ALIVE FOREVER I KNOW THIS MAY SOUND AS A PIECE OF JUNK TO YOU BUT ITS SONY ITSELF WHO SAID THAT IF U HAVE A DREAM NO MATTER WHAT GO FOR IT and so i did.

thank you my e mail id is [removed to preserve privacy].

If i really am made to be a part of sony in future and be a reason for its success than i think i may get your response and yes plz IF RIGHT

NOW I AM NOT FIR OR NOT FULLY QUALIFIED TO YOUR REQUIREMENTS THEN PLZ LET ME KNOW I AM READY TO DO AND LEARN EACH AND EVERYTHING YOU SAY OK HOPE YOU MAY REPLY and even if u dont remember i will wait for 3 yrs for MY OWN PLAYSTATION 3 !!!!!!!!

http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/18/letter-from-a-ps3-******-to-sony/
 
Seriously...this kid can't be in his teenage years.

Still funny, though. I almost hope Sony fulfills his wishes.
 
Angelus said:
I bet half the Gaffers here got a hard on along with a tear in their eyes reading his letter though. :lol

I sure did, from laughing at him so much. Oh god it hurts too because my abodmen is killing me from coughing and sneezing so much today already. Crap, I better write a letter to Sony telling them i'm dying, and send it to IGN or something.

"Please forward this for me..."
 
Ancestor said:
The change to all caps is great, as if he didn't have their attention in the first place.
:lol :lol Yup... like he is trying to grab them by the shoulders as they walk away...

plz give me a ps3 by about 400$ or so I promise i wont tell this to anybody
:lol
 
I AM READY TO WORK FOR THE FIRST 10 YEARS WITH YOU FOR FREE I MEAN WITHOUT BEING PAID, YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO SPEND FOR MY FOOD, CLOTHING AND RESIDENCE
I am so plastering this sentence over my next resume.
 
Hey guys Ill go out and buy a Silver George Foreman Grill. Someone make letters I can stick on with the Spiderman font. Ill throw in a silver banana phone. We find this kids address and send it to him, hell Ill even throw in a piece of uncooked meat.
 
I think it's more sad than funny, and Joystiq perhaps showed a lack of decency and taste by making this letter public without the authors permission. It's pretty easy to be a fanboy in a country where it's almost impossible to buy games, let alone a game system.
 
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