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I hate to bring this up, but how old are you?Watched this movie a few days ago and couldn't decide whether or not I wanted to make this thread. It's such a bad movie, I struggled to keep watching.
I hate to bring this up, but how old are you?
This movie was universally considered awesome at the time. The sheer number of people wearing Batman shirts back in 89 is enough evidence. Number of people wearing Batman shirts in the past few years? Zero.
Case closed.
There is nothing wrong with Romero it's gangsta as hell, in fact I would argue that his attitude in not shaving and just painting over it like no one would notice is the exact mindset I want for someone playing the joker.
I hate to bring this up, but how old are you?
This movie was universally considered awesome at the time. The sheer number of people wearing Batman shirts back in 89 is enough evidence. Number of people wearing Batman shirts in the past few years? Zero.
Case closed.
Watched this movie a few days ago and couldn't decide whether or not I wanted to make this thread. It's such a bad movie, I struggled to keep watching. So many bad puns and jokes, and they butchered so much of the Batman canon. Batman and Joker sharing a love interest? The fuck? And since is Vicki Vale a photojournalist? And half of the interactions she has with her partner is him hitting on her. She's such an awful caricature woman who only cares about her boyfriend and ignores her job in trying to find out more about him.
And that godawful batsuit. God. It looks so inflexible and so every time you see him, he isn't a dark shadow or an imposing figure, but like an idiot wearing a rubber suit that prevents him from bending his back. He looks just so stupid.
Nicholson does a decent job as Joker, but some of his actions are confounding and nothing more than "meh" worthy stuff. Like the whole climax where he tries to marry Vale. Why? And then that scene in the museum, with fucking Prince and trying to comically destroy the art, except by this point I'm both bored and cringing so hard I want to stop watching the movie already.
I don't understand why people like it so much. Nostalgia maybe? I only pushed through because my friend (who also didn't like it) pushed me to finish it so that I would have at least watched the first modern comic book movie.
Ugh.
Which leads to its ultimate form in Mask of the Phantasm.
Batman '89 easily remains my favorite, largely for one major reason: ATMOSPHERE.
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Hot damn, the atmosphere, visuals, and music all worked to transport me to a world that only existed in printed comics before.
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This wasn't a normal world; it was a world so dark, dirty, and corrupt it was literally oozing through the architecture, so smoggy and filthy that even in daytime a perpetual shadow was cast over the entire city.
I loved the irony that the only real color in the entire city actual came from the Joker's presence.
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It was a movie where Batman was the scariest thing in existence, and yet he didn't have to yell or growl or give any cheesy pep talks or speeches. He was almost entirely a character whose actions defined him. What little he DID say resonated.
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The plot... was incidental. I admit that freely, but that's not what the movie was ultimately about. It wasn't so much about a singular narrative as it was more of an EXPERIENCE, to drop reality for two hours and visit a world of shadow, fog, and darkness, where the innocent and noble are preyed upon by the ruthlessly corrupt, only to find themselves the prey of a dark hero.
It was pure dark fantasy, German expressionism, comic book sensibilities, gothic overtones, and superhero epic tossed into a dark, brooding blender.
As smart and well-told as future movies? No. As well-paced or edited? No. As focused and character-driven? No.
But when Danny Elfman's score begins to swell, when we see Batman, for the first time ever in history on the big screen, live in a such a relentlessly bleak world, and we see him stand atop the city as his symbol quite literally pierces the darkness of Gotham, it didn't matter anymore. That moment in history was transcendent.
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My teeth are gnashing so hard I've probably already destroyed by enamel. I rarely get incensed over posts on the internet, but you're so, so horribly wrong. It's fine if you don't like Burton's Batman, but calling it awful? Really? Are you just upset because it's not a Die Hard-style explosion-fest like the Nolan films? As much as I enjoy the more recent Batman movies, 89 and Returns are the only times that a filmmaker captured the dark and theatrical flavor of the Batman. The 1990s animated series also nailed this, but nothing since has really come close. The jokes are corny at times, but that's the point! When the Joker makes corny one-liners, he's emulating the comics, especially as they were in the latter years of the Golden Age. Don't get me wrong, Ledger's joker is incredible, but was a very different character from the classical villain.
Why is Vicki Vale's career a problem? It's a plot device more than anything, and pretty adequately connects her both to crime and to the local billionaire Bruce Banner. I agree that she ought to have been explored more, but I don't think she's interested in Bruce because they're dating. She's interested in him because he's the Batman. Her career as a journalist explains why she would want to delve deeper into his personality and past, thus providing the audience with this information as well.
And you're completely missing the point with the Batsuit. It's not supposed to be some sort of military power rig like in the Nolan movies. Keaton's Batman puts style above practicality, which is why his Batmobile isn't a tank. If Batman was about being the most efficient fighter, he'd use a gun. But the reason he wears the cape is because Batman is all about the imagery. He doesn't want to just beat up criminals, he wants to make them fear ever again breaking the law. Baleman was basically just Master Chief in black, taking out mass numbers of mooks without a sweat and flying across the world on secret missions. But that isn't what Batman is supposed to be. Keaton is the perfect Batman, because underneath the costume he's still a man, and an incredibly troubled one at that. Christian Bale was so unemotive that Michael Caine was required to show the audience how to feel. Keaton doesn't require that. The most interesting side of his character isn't the hero punching out mobsters, but instead the broken vigilante who desperately needs to come to terms with the pain of his childhood.
While the Nolan movies did everything they could to add realism and reason to a rather silly concept, Batman (89) totally ran with it. Batman is supposed to be dark while also being outrageous, which meant that nothing felt out of place. One issue so many people had with The Dark Knight Rises was how incongruous the fantastical "Pit" was when compared with the general realism of the rest of the movie. The original side-steps this by only being as realistic as the movies need to be. The Burton films had a Gothic quality and a theatrical tone that matched the general feel of the pre-1950s comics, and no adaptation has topped them since.
For some reason Returns has grown on me as I've grown older, where as when the films came out when I was a kid I loved the original more and thought Returns was bleh. But now I think I get the nuances of the characters more as I grew up. Where as I think I used to feel very sorry for the Penguin I realize now he was a twisted psycho who loved killing children. And that Selena Kyle becoming Catwoman was an escape from the shackles of her insecurities and self doubt.It was a different time then. Viewed today, it just illustrates how far the genre has come as well as what we expect from our comic book movies these days. It was groundbreaking and fresh back in its day for sure. Returns was always my favorite tho. It felt even darker than '89 and the Catwoman scenes were all so good.
EDIT: How could I forget it also had Elfman in absolute GODMODE. One of the most iconic scores ever written, up there with the best of Williams in my book.
Returns is so much better.
Agreed. I can't rewatch any of Nolan's movies for some reason.Hmmm interesting.
So with Nolans Batman movies I remember watching them the first time and being blown away, caught in the hype, loved it. Re-watch though? Torture! The horrible pacing really shines, the horrible acting by some of the smaller cast (and larger), and it just is ... boring? Most Nolan films suffer this though, the second or third watch and you don't want to sit through it till the end.
Burtons Batman? They are fun though. I can rewatch them infinite amount of times. The onscreen dynamic between the main cast is great. Sure it doesn't stick to the comic, but they are great movies.
So for the first watch Nolan wins, but on the rewatch after the hype dies down, Burton all the way..
Horrible post. Begins shits on both of Tim Burton's movies.
Begins does but the other two don't. Heath Ledgar was the saving grace of the second Batman movie and the third was quite terrible. Though for a Batman/action fix none are that bad unless you include Batman Forever and Batman and Robin.
That's not how you spell Aaron Eckhart.
I do love that scene, but that gif cuts out so muchVisually it's ace. Best Gotham City realized on screen. It just oozes atmosphere, even though some scenes do look like props on a stage; but it's way better than generic modern city in Nolan's movie (especially TDK and TDKR). There are also a lot of shots that doesn't make sense if you think about it, but still look great and make the movie what it is:
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Batman '89 easily remains my favorite, largely for one major reason: ATMOSPHERE.
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Hot damn, the atmosphere, visuals, and music all worked to transport me to a world that only existed in printed comics before.
![]()
This wasn't a normal world; it was a world so dark, dirty, and corrupt it was literally oozing through the architecture, so smoggy and filthy that even in daytime a perpetual shadow was cast over the entire city.
I loved the irony that the only real color in the entire city actual came from the Joker's presence.
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It was a movie where Batman was the scariest thing in existence, and yet he didn't have to yell or growl or give any cheesy pep talks or speeches. He was almost entirely a character whose actions defined him. What little he DID say resonated.
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The plot... was incidental. I admit that freely, but that's not what the movie was ultimately about. It wasn't so much about a singular narrative as it was more of an EXPERIENCE, to drop reality for two hours and visit a world of shadow, fog, and darkness, where the innocent and noble are preyed upon by the ruthlessly corrupt, only to find themselves the prey of a dark hero.
It was pure dark fantasy, German expressionism, comic book sensibilities, gothic overtones, and superhero epic tossed into a dark, brooding blender.
As smart and well-told as future movies? No. As well-paced or edited? No. As focused and character-driven? No.
But when Danny Elfman's score begins to swell, when we see Batman, for the first time ever in history on the big screen, live in a such a relentlessly bleak world, and we see him stand atop the city as his symbol quite literally pierces the darkness of Gotham, it didn't matter anymore. That moment in history was transcendent.
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Batman '89 easily remains my favorite, largely for one major reason: ATMOSPHERE.
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Hot damn, the atmosphere, visuals, and music all worked to transport me to a world that only existed in printed comics before.
![]()
This wasn't a normal world; it was a world so dark, dirty, and corrupt it was literally oozing through the architecture, so smoggy and filthy that even in daytime a perpetual shadow was cast over the entire city.
I loved the irony that the only real color in the entire city actual came from the Joker's presence.
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It was a movie where Batman was the scariest thing in existence, and yet he didn't have to yell or growl or give any cheesy pep talks or speeches. He was almost entirely a character whose actions defined him. What little he DID say resonated.
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The plot... was incidental. I admit that freely, but that's not what the movie was ultimately about. It wasn't so much about a singular narrative as it was more of an EXPERIENCE, to drop reality for two hours and visit a world of shadow, fog, and darkness, where the innocent and noble are preyed upon by the ruthlessly corrupt, only to find themselves the prey of a dark hero.
It was pure dark fantasy, German expressionism, comic book sensibilities, gothic overtones, and superhero epic tossed into a dark, brooding blender.
As smart and well-told as future movies? No. As well-paced or edited? No. As focused and character-driven? No.
But when Danny Elfman's score begins to swell, when we see Batman, for the first time ever in history on the big screen, live in a such a relentlessly bleak world, and we see him stand atop the city as his symbol quite literally pierces the darkness of Gotham, it didn't matter anymore. That moment in history was transcendent.
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Watched this movie a few days ago and couldn't decide whether or not I wanted to make this thread. It's such a bad movie, I struggled to keep watching. So many bad puns and jokes, and they butchered so much of the Batman canon. Batman and Joker sharing a love interest? The fuck? And since is Vicki Vale a photojournalist? And half of the interactions she has with her partner is him hitting on her. She's such an awful caricature woman who only cares about her boyfriend and ignores her job in trying to find out more about him.
And that godawful batsuit. God. It looks so inflexible and so every time you see him, he isn't a dark shadow or an imposing figure, but like an idiot wearing a rubber suit that prevents him from bending his back. He looks just so stupid.
Nicholson does a decent job as Joker, but some of his actions are confounding and nothing more than "meh" worthy stuff. Like the whole climax where he tries to marry Vale. Why? And then that scene in the museum, with fucking Prince and trying to comically destroy the art, except by this point I'm both bored and cringing so hard I want to stop watching the movie already.
I don't understand why people like it so much. Nostalgia maybe? I only pushed through because my friend (who also didn't like it) pushed me to finish it so that I would have at least watched the first modern comic book movie.
Ugh.
I do love that scene, but that gif cuts out so much.
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Returns isn't even a Batman movie. It's a Tim Burton movie with the word "Batman" slapped on it.
-The plot makes zero sense.
-Batman is even more of a sociopathic murderer than he was in 89.
-Danny DeVito and Michelle Pfeiffer give ace performances, but I hate how Penguin and Catwoman were characterized. If Penguin were Killer Croc and Catwoman were, idk Harley Quinn (and yes, I'm aware that Harley didn't exist at that point, but the point still stands), then maybe it could have work.
-Everyone in Gotham aside from Batman is an idiot and Gordon is once again treated terribly.
-WTH did Harvey Dent go.
-Max Schreck didn't need to be in this film (although Waken is great).
-Gotham looks even more fake and like a set than it did in the first movie. It seemed like most of the film was either the town square, or the surrounding few streets. Any sense of scale/grandeur is just, not there.
-I don't see how the movie is "dark." It's weird and grotesque, but hardly "dark." It's too juvenile and way too many campy moments to be "dark" imo.
I hate to bring this up, but how old are you?
This movie was universally considered awesome at the time. The sheer number of people wearing Batman shirts back in 89 is enough evidence. Number of people wearing Batman shirts in the past few years? Zero.
Case closed.
Thanks to this thread I rewatched Returns yesterday after not seeing it for years. Man, what a weird movie it is. It's dark, grotesque and incredibly cheesy at the same time.
Visually it's ace. Best Gotham City realized on screen. It just oozes atmosphere, even though some scenes do look like props on a stage; but it's way better than generic modern city in Nolan's movie (especially TDK and TDKR). There are also a lot of shots that doesn't make sense if you think about it, but still look great and make the movie what it is:
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It's a movie that puts style over logic and realism and I think it really helps it. Thanks to that decision it's still watchable even though modern comic book adaptation puts it to shame when it comes to plot, action, effects and resemblance to the source.
Costumes are really well done, even though Penguin's and Catwoman's characters and looks are totally different than what they were (are) in comic books (although TAS modeled their Penguin on Returns' version). I'm still in love in Michelle Pfeiffer's Selina Kyle/Catwoman:
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People say that the movie spends more time on villains than it does on Batman and while that's true, I think it's fine. Villains here are just more interesting than a brooding millionaire. There's enough time for Bruce/Batman to do his job as a playboy, a detective and a vigilante and yet he doesn't over stay his welcome. It also helps to hide that Batman is the weakest part of the movie: action scenes are rather dreadful (punch here, kick here, use a gadget or two there and that's it), his costume is stiff (it's especially visible during Catwoman vs Batman scenes - Catwoman dances around while Batman stays still or moves rather slowly like a robot), can be easily beaten by anybody (hell, Shreck puts him down with just one bullet from revolver!) and his car can be hacked by a bunch of circus clowns.
It's a movie with flaws, but I love with for the audio-visual treat it is.
I'd swap Begins and 89 and that's a good list.
You get it, you get it so damn well.Batman '89 easily remains my favorite, largely for one major reason: ATMOSPHERE.
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Hot damn, the atmosphere, visuals, and music all worked to transport me to a world that only existed in printed comics before.
![]()
This wasn't a normal world; it was a world so dark, dirty, and corrupt it was literally oozing through the architecture, so smoggy and filthy that even in daytime a perpetual shadow was cast over the entire city.
I loved the irony that the only real color in the entire city actual came from the Joker's presence.
![]()
It was a movie where Batman was the scariest thing in existence, and yet he didn't have to yell or growl or give any cheesy pep talks or speeches. He was almost entirely a character whose actions defined him. What little he DID say resonated.
![]()
The plot... was incidental. I admit that freely, but that's not what the movie was ultimately about. It wasn't so much about a singular narrative as it was more of an EXPERIENCE, to drop reality for two hours and visit a world of shadow, fog, and darkness, where the innocent and noble are preyed upon by the ruthlessly corrupt, only to find themselves the prey of a dark hero.
It was pure dark fantasy, German expressionism, comic book sensibilities, gothic overtones, and superhero epic tossed into a dark, brooding blender.
As smart and well-told as future movies? No. As well-paced or edited? No. As focused and character-driven? No.
But when Danny Elfman's score begins to swell, when we see Batman, for the first time ever in history on the big screen, live in a such a relentlessly bleak world, and we see him stand atop the city as his symbol quite literally pierces the darkness of Gotham, it didn't matter anymore. That moment in history was transcendent.
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Returns isn't even a Batman movie. It's a Tim Burton movie with the word "Batman" slapped on it.
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-I don't see how the movie is "dark." It's weird and grotesque, but hardly "dark." It's too juvenile and way too many campy moments to be "dark" imo.
The thrust of the climax is stopping The Penguin from murdering the first-born children of Gotham's aristocracy. How is that not dark? I'm not asking you to enjoy the plot or think it's a good movie but I don't see how that's anything but grim.
My problem with that was that the climax to Penguin's plan was very weak. We only see a short scene where clowns were putting kids in cells, then Batman appeared and *cut*... next scene, monkey delivered a message from Batman to Penguin about him freeing kids. So Penguin decided that instead of killing first-born children, he will decimate the whole Gotham with his rocket-equipped penguins (that, in the end, hardly even destroyed the abandoned zoo Penguin was hiding in).
Returns isn't even a Batman movie. It's a Tim Burton movie with the word "Batman" slapped on it.
No, I understand how Returns was dark, twisted and not really kid-friendly (although, seriously, I still don't understand how a franchise with comic books like "The Killing Joke" being one of the fan-favorites can be even considered a kid-friendly). I just thought that the whole kill first-born children (sons?) arc had a lot of build up and eventually didn't delivered, since it was dealt with in two really short scenes.
Batman 89 is goofy as hell, looks very much like a TV episode. can't watch it anymore. Burton is horrible at action, too