Fixed2BeBroken
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Ok, wow, I have not played a game that I enjoyed so much yet it pissed me off so ****ing much. This game almost reminds me of old NES games that really ticked me off yet I played the hell out of them.
1. Holy crap is saving people annoying as hell....But alas...after countless Retrys...and saving at strategic times...I managed to save....Everyone.....in ONE game (one playthrough). And it has been hell. HELL i tell you. "FRANK!!!! FRANK!!! IM ****ING STUPID! HELP ME!!!"
2. Cheap ass bosses....i mean ****ing CHEAP....especially the last boss (i mean the real last boss). That has to be the worst designed boss fight in gaming history.
3. I really think Capcom either made this game to piss americans off or to make fun of us. Not only are the survivors ****in retards...but whats with all the zombie bitches tryna suck my cock? "haha, make zombie girl go for penis...stupid american think its funny...make gameplay frustrating to piss american off...but american will keep playing cause killing zombie is fun to stupid gaijin" I don't know...maybe its just me.
3. Stupid bugs and Game freezes....I like how I am driving and then my car gets stuck and cant move because.....a Shopping cart or ZOmbie arm is to THE LEFT OF THE VEHICLE im driving in....yea....WTF? Hey....uh oh...yes! I am about to save 8 people....Let me just go in this door and....FREEZE! gg, im pwned.
5. Ridiculous Achievements: "By the way.....if you want something cool....you have to kill.....54,000 zombies" uh yea....wtf? doing that was just as bad as exp grinding in wow.
6. So yea....If there was ever a in game character that existed in RL just so I could personally torture him and eventually execute him after weeks of torture....Sayeed-Lost style....it would be Otis. This mother ****er is annoying as shit. "Hey, by the way, while you are out there dying, fighting zombies, and saving 8 people at a time which is like almost ****ing impossible....Could you get me some ****ing wine?" ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
"Hey this is otis, so I need to let you know about this person being trapped in..." "Hey you interupted me...that was Rude....where was I....LET ME START ALL OVER"
"Hey this is otis, if you dont answer ur walkie talkie im just gonna keep bugging you making you wish u want to mute the sound effects."
"hey im otis, and im an annoying old fart".
Thank god capcom put him in the infinity mode to kill....there are times i just turn the xbox on just to suplex him over and over or disembowel him over and over.
speaking of infinity mode....holy shit. NO SAVING?! Capcom R Assholes! having to play 10 hours str8 to unlock the lazer sword is crazy....Plus my health is dropping slowly and the items dont respawn...and no infinite Orange juice and Seon's is closed?
man....talk about frustrating.. After the initial 72 hour game of hair pulling and frustration....you would think they would at least let you have SOME fun in infinity mode...but no...Capcom wants to piss u off.
Theres gotta be a easier way to get the 5 day survivor achievement.....geez.
but with all these flaws....god I love this game....god I love capcom games.
This is the only game where im at the top of the leaderboards on my friends list....I guess that means I am "1337"?
1. Holy crap is saving people annoying as hell....But alas...after countless Retrys...and saving at strategic times...I managed to save....Everyone.....in ONE game (one playthrough). And it has been hell. HELL i tell you. "FRANK!!!! FRANK!!! IM ****ING STUPID! HELP ME!!!"
2. Cheap ass bosses....i mean ****ing CHEAP....especially the last boss (i mean the real last boss). That has to be the worst designed boss fight in gaming history.
3. I really think Capcom either made this game to piss americans off or to make fun of us. Not only are the survivors ****in retards...but whats with all the zombie bitches tryna suck my cock? "haha, make zombie girl go for penis...stupid american think its funny...make gameplay frustrating to piss american off...but american will keep playing cause killing zombie is fun to stupid gaijin" I don't know...maybe its just me.
3. Stupid bugs and Game freezes....I like how I am driving and then my car gets stuck and cant move because.....a Shopping cart or ZOmbie arm is to THE LEFT OF THE VEHICLE im driving in....yea....WTF? Hey....uh oh...yes! I am about to save 8 people....Let me just go in this door and....FREEZE! gg, im pwned.
5. Ridiculous Achievements: "By the way.....if you want something cool....you have to kill.....54,000 zombies" uh yea....wtf? doing that was just as bad as exp grinding in wow.
6. So yea....If there was ever a in game character that existed in RL just so I could personally torture him and eventually execute him after weeks of torture....Sayeed-Lost style....it would be Otis. This mother ****er is annoying as shit. "Hey, by the way, while you are out there dying, fighting zombies, and saving 8 people at a time which is like almost ****ing impossible....Could you get me some ****ing wine?" ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
"Hey this is otis, so I need to let you know about this person being trapped in..." "Hey you interupted me...that was Rude....where was I....LET ME START ALL OVER"
"Hey this is otis, if you dont answer ur walkie talkie im just gonna keep bugging you making you wish u want to mute the sound effects."
"hey im otis, and im an annoying old fart".
Thank god capcom put him in the infinity mode to kill....there are times i just turn the xbox on just to suplex him over and over or disembowel him over and over.
speaking of infinity mode....holy shit. NO SAVING?! Capcom R Assholes! having to play 10 hours str8 to unlock the lazer sword is crazy....Plus my health is dropping slowly and the items dont respawn...and no infinite Orange juice and Seon's is closed?
man....talk about frustrating.. After the initial 72 hour game of hair pulling and frustration....you would think they would at least let you have SOME fun in infinity mode...but no...Capcom wants to piss u off.
Theres gotta be a easier way to get the 5 day survivor achievement.....geez.
but with all these flaws....god I love this game....god I love capcom games.
This is the only game where im at the top of the leaderboards on my friends list....I guess that means I am "1337"?