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LTTP: Stargate Franchise - Indeed
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Most definitely the best
ThoseDeafMutes
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Everybody died except AusGAF, basically. It's pretty grim. The GameTrailers forum is the biggest in the world and Too Human has a 97 metascore.
The Librarian
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This is unfair!
Indeed. And yet I find myself strangely unperturbed by it, since I am probably alive. Although that Too Human score is a bit disconcerting.
No universe is that alternate. Not even a quantum mirror would get you there.
If sci-fi has taught me anything, it's that there's a universe for every possible situation.
Damnit
Damnit
ThoseDeafMutes
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There exists a parallel universe for every possible configuration of reality.
There are no universes in which Too Human doesn't suck.
The Librarian
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I can't believe TDM killed me off. I am so offended right now.
ThoseDeafMutes
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I'm sorry, we had to protect the symbiont. You'll get another host soon.
The Librarian
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Wait. Am I a Goa'uld? And I'm going to get a new host? Female please.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Fig 1 - Dax
Just be thankful if it's human.
The Librarian
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ThoseDeafMutes
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Brought this on yourself when you put me onto DS9.
My gender identity is a part of who I am, and I would personally be quite bothered by the prospect of a gender swap. Actually the idea of "being" someone else at all is quite distressing to me.
The Librarian
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But being a girl is, like, the greatest thing in the world!
I would definitely want to try it on. (as long as I knew I could switch back if I wanted to)
If only to see how different other people would react to me.
Definitely not for lying naked in bed all day fondling my boobs. I swear!
ThoseDeafMutes
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I've been reading this thread way too much. I had a dream last night Amanda and Christopher were at my birthday party and I was pitching them ideas for a new Stargate TV show. My ideas were terrible and they laughed at me and left.
God how I want a new Stargate show (Or just bring back Universe).
God how I want a new Stargate show (Or just bring back Universe).
ThoseDeafMutes
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Wait another five years then reboot the franchise.
The Librarian
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Thread was turning into creeper territory thanks to Aiiiiii. Glad it's back on track.
Aw yeah. Here comes the Abrams train.
Aw yeah. Here comes the Abrams train.
ThoseDeafMutes
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This is the part where I link to the younger-and-sexier SG1 clip you posted the other day.
Haha my idea was sort of a reboot. I pitched that they should make a show that followed the lives of the clones. An all new SG1 adventure.
The Librarian
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What an UNORIGINAL response. God.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Featuring fat, post-surgery Colonel O'Neill and Teal'c with hair. Daniel Jackson dies in the pilot because he doesn't want to do the series but can't turn down one good paycheck. Clone Jonas Quinn and Robert Picardo join the crew as regulars.
DrForester
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Meridian
Dafuq? Danial just got Wesley-ed
Dafuq? Danial just got Wesley-ed
Meridian
Dafuq? Danial just got Wesley-ed
Nah, he got Daniel'd. In media res stories are something that normally shits me, since they are done too often (especially in gaming these days) but I like the wayt they handled it in Meridian.
DrForester
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Well I assume he'll be back, since he's not dead. Actor move onto other projects or something? Though for all know he's back in the next episode...
Team Filler
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Oh shit, that means it's time for Jonas Quinn, the DANIEL-SUPERIOR.
Please don't ban me, I'm totally kidding.
Apparently Michael Shanks asked to be written out. Supposedly he was the one who pushed the writers to make steady progress on his character's storyline, finding his wife, finding the kid, when the writers apparently just wanted to let those things hang for longer. But going into S5, when he asked the writers what was next for his character (in terms of big picture stuff), and they had nothing for him. He didn't want to be a redundant character who was there "just because".
DrForester
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If Anubis pulls down that hood and it's Apophis, I'm done.
If Anubis pulls down that hood and it's Apophis, I'm done.
PhoncipleBone
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Fuck it, I am not spoilering this: it is not, nor is it ever Apophis. Anubis is his own awesome self.
ThoseDeafMutes
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PhoncipleBone
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DrForester
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He never showed his face...
While it certainly would have been anti-climatic for the much hyped Anubis character, why didn't the Asguard just off him at the end there?
Good episode. Anubis is certainly shaping up to be a good villain. Though I will always laugh a little at the name after they put a 30' statue of Anubis in front of the main terminal of Denver International Airport while an Egyptian exhibit was at our History Museum. "The God of Death wishes you a safe plane ride!" Bad enough we already have the red eyed demon horse at the airport...
He never showed his face...
While it certainly would have been anti-climatic for the much hyped Anubis character, why didn't the Asguard just off him at the end there?
Good episode. Anubis is certainly shaping up to be a good villain. Though I will always laugh a little at the name after they put a 30' statue of Anubis in front of the main terminal of Denver International Airport while an Egyptian exhibit was at our History Museum. "The God of Death wishes you a safe plane ride!" Bad enough we already have the red eyed demon horse at the airport...
Team Filler
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Reasons.
The Librarian
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Why would you assume something like that?
Perfect.
Because that's not who the Asgard are.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Probably "too stupid" for them to think of.
DrForester
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What do they do then? I get that their sticklers for their laws and treaties, but the Goa'uld violated the treaty, destroyed on of their ships, and tortured one of their own.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Why they even bothered to sign a treaty on such favorable terms when they could probably dismantle the Goa'uld civilization in a day and a night is anybody's guess.
The Librarian
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Anubis is a member of the System Lords. Killing him would've started an all out war with the entire Goa'uld race, and would've further provoked them into enslaving or destroying other Protected Planets.
Team Filler
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At times, I've wondered if the Asgard are even capable of taking out Anubis. To go further into why is straight-up spoiler territory.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Hurry up Forester, so we can talk about this!
The Librarian
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Just use spoiler tags.
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