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LTTTP: The Amazing Spiderman

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This movie was the perfect amount of lame/good superhero film. Now that they got the reboot origin story over with, they can try new things. Im not expecting a "dark knight" sequel of sorts but i expect an entirely better movie.
 
3 was bad, but it's its own thing. Even the girls around Parker in that scene know how pathetic and stupid that whole thing was. The movie is silly fun.

ASM is just a bland prefabricated piece of shit, assembly line movie if I ever saw one. The movie lacks so much character and grit, it's completely forgettable and unremarkable. The street scene from 3 may be terrible, but it's not forgettable.

Pretty much how I feel. Not a single memorable scene in ASM.

Ain't got SHIT on Spidey 1/2.
 
Finally saw this a few nights ago...wasn't terrible but still not nearly as good as any of the Raimi movies. Andrew Garfield did a horrible job as Peter Parker...he was awkward as hell in every scene...like "trying to hard to act" awkward.
 
You block this from your memory?

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Best scene in the movie. Problem? Spidey 3 is a great comedy.
 
I thought it was an excellent reboot even though they seriously need to stop with the fucking origin stories. They have my money for the next two or three.
 
This movie was by far superior to the original trilogy (Sorry Raimi). I also enjoyed it more than the avengers. Andrew Garfield is so much better than Toby McGuire.


Brilliant.

I didn't realize there even was a pile of hate for the new Spidey flick. I thought it was great.

But I guess I also love X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Elektra... so perhaps that needs to be taken into consideration; maybe I'm just a sucker. Come take my money, Marvel.
 
ASM isn't a perfect movie, but I thought it was a much better movie than the original ones. I'm really interested to see Norman Osborn in this new series-and not Dafoe Power Ranger hamming it up.
 
ASM isn't a perfect movie, but I thought it was a much better movie than the original ones. I'm really interested to see Norman Osborn in this new series-and not Dafoe Power Ranger hamming it up.

I could've done without the Power Rangers suit, but Willem Dafoe was brilliant, and it was exactly because he was hamming it up.
 
ASM Peter Parker was way too angsty. So brooding and unlikable. At least Maguire played him dorky as he should have been back in highschool.

Fighting was really well done but the darkness covers up a lot.

What are there 25+ Marvel based movie? I'd put this in the bottom half.
 
Seriously, after watching ASM I wondered how the Raimi films even managed to work with such a lack of chemistry with that cast. The only casting the Raimi films really nailed was Jameson.
I thought Alfred Molina was an excellent choice for Doc Ock.
 
It was decent if you turn your brain off. Once you start to analyze the scenes for any shred of logic the move unravels.

Like:

Why is a high schooler apparently lord Czar of interns at a gigantic corporation?

Why does the lizardman decide he needs to keep a detailed log about what he is going to do on his computer?

Why is there liquid nitrogen on the roof of a building?

Why does spiderman make a promise to a dying man only to break in a week later?

How did spiderman know which car the thief was going to steal?
 
Why the fuck did Spider-Man start climbing up buildings and limping on rooftops when he hurt his leg? Son of a bitch can swing! It involves no leg movement at all! It's the ideal form of transportation for a person with a bad leg. Things that are as spectacularly dumb as that just ruin the whole movie for me - it just makes it seem like nobody involved with the movie cared enough to actually watch it all the way through.

Same sort of thing happens in Star Trek 2, where
Khan is an untouchable superhero throughout the whole movie, then at the end the filmmakers apparently forgot and just had Spock beat him to death
. How hard is it to make a movie internally consistent? I honestly don't care about plotholes and nitpicking, but stuff like that is so egregiously stupid I just can't get past it.
 
the movie had no fucking backbone, it was not even sure what is was doing besides rebooting spider-man for the sake of rebooting spider-man and garfield is a cunt, just unlikable, you just couldn't root for him

nothing is ingenious about this filler ass shit, you'd think that a spiderman reboot post 2010, you'd be served a brilliant, thoroughly explained imagery on how spider-man becomes spider-man now that he is supposed to work on mechanical devices. no, you just have a shot of garcunt being superduper nerdy playing bullshit with shit you aren't sold on that ''he made'' and that is supposed to sell you his bullshit brilliance. (wow, garcunt is actually a word) and what irks me the most is how the score tries to emulate elfman, shit is hilarious
 
It was decent if you turn your brain off. Once you start to analyze the scenes for any shred of logic the move unravels.

Like:

Why is a high schooler apparently lord Czar of interns at a gigantic corporation?

Why does the lizardman decide he needs to keep a detailed log about what he is going to do on his computer?

Why is there liquid nitrogen on the roof of a building?

Why does spiderman make a promise to a dying man only to break in a week later?

How did spiderman know which car the thief was going to steal?
It didn't take Gwen Stacy much time to make the antidote.

What happened with the lizard cops

What was the lizard's ultimate goal?

This movie is just as bad and stupid as Prometheus
 
the lizards ultimate goal was to turn everyone into lizards because its superior to being human

no professor would think that, it is incredibly naive

you'd have to consider the health of the economy and so many changes

curt ifans conners is a cunt
 
Same sort of thing happens in Star Trek 2, where
Khan is an untouchable superhero throughout the whole movie, then at the end the filmmakers apparently forgot and just had Spock beat him to death
. How hard is it to make a movie internally consistent? I honestly don't care about plotholes and nitpicking, but stuff like that is so egregiously stupid I just can't get past it.

Not necessarily.

Spock smashed a piece of metal over his head after Uhura spammed him with the phaser. He took a phaser set to kill right in the head earlier and got up a minute later, earlier in the film. One can assume she had her phaser set to stun, and the amount of fire he took, plus some wearing down after Spock tried the Vulcan nerve pinch on him moments earlier ultimately brought him down.
 
This movie is the biggest trojan orse I've ever seen, it's actuaully the most dangerous type of movie, the one when you think it is good, it convinced you that it was good, it makes you to shut your mind, and then you begin to think a little more, just a little, and everything comes apart.
 
It was a very weird and IMO not very good movie. I feel like it didn't really get Peter Parker as a character, in that he really didn't seem all that different outside of the costume.
 
Peter Parker was just an whiny dick in this movie. a problem only further worsened with the very last scene in the movie, which just defied any and all logic—and not even in a so-bad-its-good way like emo peter in spiderman 3.

#teamRaimi
 
It was decent if you turn your brain off. Once you start to analyze the scenes for any shred of logic the move unravels.

Like:

Why is a high schooler apparently lord Czar of interns at a gigantic corporation?

Why does the lizardman decide he needs to keep a detailed log about what he is going to do on his computer?

Why is there liquid nitrogen on the roof of a building?

Why does spiderman make a promise to a dying man only to break in a week later?

How did spiderman know which car the thief was going to steal?
To be fair, some places do keep nitrogen like this. The chemistry building on my campus stores it in this 20-foot tall 6-foot wide tank out back.
 
Not necessarily.

Spock smashed a piece of metal over his head after Uhura spammed him with the phaser. He took a phaser set to kill right in the head earlier and got up a minute later, earlier in the film. One can assume she had her phaser set to stun, and the amount of fire he took, plus some wearing down after Spock tried the Vulcan nerve pinch on him moments earlier ultimately brought him down.

The fact that
Spock ran at the same speed as Khan, made the same twenty foot leap straight up to the shuttle, and then went toe to toe with him instead of being killed immediately is what I have a problem with. Khan killed all those Klingons, punched dudes across rooms, crushed a man's head with his bare hands - Spock's just a dude. What was the point of the scene where Kirk beats on Khan to absolutely zero effect if Khan just gets beaten up by another regular dude at the end?
 
I could never get into the Lizard as the villain but I still watch it when I catch it on TV. The chemistry & dialogue between Andrew Garfield & Emma Stone are great, and the movie does give Spiderman a fresh of breath air.

Expect the upcoming sequel to be even better. The leaked shots of Jamie Foxx as Electro looked good.
 
The fact that
Spock ran at the same speed as Khan, made the same twenty foot leap straight up to the shuttle, and then went toe to toe with him instead of being killed immediately is what I have a problem with. Khan killed all those Klingons, punched dudes across rooms, crushed a man's head with his bare hands - Spock's just a dude. What was the point of the scene where Kirk beats on Khan to absolutely zero effect if Khan just gets beaten up by another regular dude at the end?

Okay, this is a failing of the movie but not for the reasons you think:
Its very very well established in the series that Vulcans are physically supermen themselves, extraordinarily strong. They didn't really mention it in the movie though

Thats kind of why that scene was so cool for me actually, seeing
a Vulcan go hand to hand with a human who's actually stronger then him was pretty cool. Watching them go back and forth with Spock trying to nerve pinch and mind meld to get him off balance and Khan trying to crush his skull was fun
 
On my first viewing I didn't notice any of the things GAF complains about. I wouldn't call myself an uncritical viewer; when I'm watching a superhero movie I just happen to be less receptive to the things that challenge other people's suspension of disbelief. The plot logic of popcorn films doesn't interest me unless they insist on that level of engagement. The main thing I care about is whether the ride is viscerally satisfying.

I liked the way Spider-Man's origin story was handled in this movie, and I liked Andrew Garfield much more than Tobey MaGuire in the title role. I was relieved that Mary Jane wasn't Peter's love interest, because that angle was a huge part of the Tobey trilogy and it was time for a different focus.

ASM is my favorite Spider-Man film after Spider-Man 2. I'm definitely on board for the sequel.
 
Peter Parker was just an whiny dick in this movie. a problem only further worsened with the very last scene in the movie, which just defied any and all logic—and not even in a so-bad-its-good way like emo peter in spiderman 3.

#teamRaimi

This movie's peter is more emo than spider-man 3 cheesy emo peter.

BUT this movie's spider-man kicks ass and is awesome
 
It was alright. Better than Tobey's version, but I have an irrational hate of Tobey Maguire, his face makes me want to throw rocks at it. Andrew Garfield isn't much better though. I swear in some scenes he came across as straight up mentally handicapped. Especially scenes involving Gwen Stacy. Some decent scenes though, worth a rental, wouldn't watch it again.
 
I liked it, I guess. But it's as forgettable as a movie can be. I don't think I remember anything at all from the movie that just stuck with me.
 
the hype surrounded spiderman 2 release was freaking palpable...TEH SHIZNIT!

ASM was entertaining I think...but not touching SM2
 
While Elfman's theme is my favorite of the bunch, I did like Horner's score for this film. Hope he comes back for ASM2.

Yea some of it was nice. Lots of piano smashing though. If he came back for TASM2. I would be happy, but if he didn't I wouldn't mind.
 
Heh, he was perfect as JJ LOL.

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'Twas OK, except they murdered Denis Leary.:(

Yeah, I enjoyed the movie overall, I also quite enjoyed some of the Spider-man attitude (like with the car burglar) and the scenes where his powers first started on the subway where he beat up the guys by accident (the speed/spontaneous feel of it was surprisingly great, such as when he ended up with the metal bar) and wrecked his alarm clock and the door.

Leary was great and fun. :(

I hope they do something big with the sequel now that they've got the origin story out of the way again, so we can see what they can really do with this new group.
 
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