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Man blames cat for child porn downloads

Investigators in

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Florida

say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report on Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on

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$US

250,000 (

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$A

297,830) bond in the

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Martin County

jail. It is unclear if he has an lawyer.

Link to source

Courtesy of junior member Cheshire. Old?

 

[Milk Lizard]

I blame my goldfish for that video where a guy masturbates with 3 fishes up his ass.

 

[A Human Becoming]

I don't care if it is old. :lol :lol :lol Hilarious.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

I would like to see the name of the folder. It'll be interesting what his cat named it...

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

I don't care if it is old. :lol :lol :lol Hilarious.

He does though. Er, I mean his cat does.

 

[goomba]

:lol SHould have used the 'my wireless was hacked' excuse.

 

[Mr. Sam]

I reckon that's true. He must be absolutely gutted.

 

[Snowman]

See, a dog would never do something like that.

 

[Tntnnbltn]

I blame my goldfish for that video where a guy masturbates with 3 fishes up his ass.

 

[Chromax]

Who's the cat that upload these shit in the first place?

 

[Yagharek]

If he said it was a crow he might have a case.

 

[Darte]

:lol

 

[Meadows]

Meh, the cat just had a thing for Kitty porn.

 

[Nachkebia]

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Nonoriri]

Those three kittens are going to grow up to be criminal masterminds.

 

[Brobzoid]

Ha! I knew it was Florida. Someone post Bugs doing his thing...

 

[Tacitus_]

 

[OnPoint]

THIS is why I don't trust cats.

 

[Tuvoc]

"Yes! Yes! MOAR KIDDIE Pr0N!"

 

[Kipz]

I love how the cat knew how to save 1000 images.

 

[USD]

Freakazoid?

 

[Barrett2]

Sounds like the purrfect alibi

 

[Messypandas]

oldest excuse in the book

 

[Salazar]

A crow, perhaps, but not a cat.

 

[Grug]

 

[acidviper]

Meh, the cat just had a thing for kiddie Kitty porn.

 

[TacticalFox88]

Wow....:lol

 

[sixteen-bit]

:lol
great excuse bro

 

[ZROCOOL]

:lol

give that cat life in the pound.

 

[Solaros]

The man likes his pussy.

 

[Medalion]

This is one play-off, that Keyboard Cat won't be doing.

 

[DrForester]

In fairness the cat thought it was downloading Kitty porn.

Edit: Beaten :lol

 

[Peronthious]

Child porn, pfft. It was at the perfect age for his cat, I don't see any problem here.

 

[bigosc2k]

Dude's face doesn't scream out pedo

 

[Higgy]

¡No transferí pornografía, yo mecanografiaba un email!

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Dude's face doesn't scream out pedo

Neither does his.


Click pic for link.

 

[MightyKAC]

"Yes! Yes! MOAR KIDDIE Pr0N!"

Someone needs to 'shop in a computer keyboard and monitor into this

 

[Rhino]

 

[Instigator]

Pretty kitty!

 

[Killadji]

Neither does his.


Click pic for link.

 

[The Last Wizard]

¡No transferí pornografía, yo mecanografiaba un email!

priceless

 

[gbfan513]

thats like saying my dog ate my homework

 

[Mr. Sam]

thats like saying my dog ate my homework

Yeah. Almost...

 

[kozmo7]

Meh, the cat just had a thing for Kitty porn.

SHAZAM!

 

[agrajag]

Seems like Florida is the genetic cesspool of United States.

 

[Drkirby]

Damn, I guessed Australia :/

 

[UFRA]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Jangaroo]

It was the cat, I swear officer!

 

[Guled]

Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

so every 100 pics is one charge, so if you have only 99 pics on your HDD your safe right?

 

[ZAK]

so every 100 pics is one charge, so if you have only 99 pics on your HDD your safe right?

No. You can get one more for free though, whereas two more are gonna cost you.