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Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate

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DarthWaiter said:
Two men fell in a vat of chocolate. The first man quickly gave up and drowned. The second man, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he ate all that chocolate and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second man.
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Dude what is taht from, sounds so0o familiar, I used to say taht as an ice breaker during dinner situations as a prayer just like whatevr it was from. HALP!
 
DemiMatt said:
Dude what is taht from, sounds so0o familiar, I used to say taht as an ice breaker during dinner situations as a prayer just like whatevr it was from. HALP!
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Catch Me If You Can, the Leo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks movie. The story's from Christopher Walken's character, about two mice who fell into a bucket of cream, etc. etc.
 
Imagine if this guy was someone you knew. Would you like to see things like this posted in his news thread? You guys are douchebags.
 
Powerslave said:
Imagine if this guy was someone you knew. Would you like to see things like this posted in his news thread? You guys are douchebags.
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Pick your battles. This shouldn't be one of them. This is NeoGAF dude.
 
ShinoguTakeruKoeru said:
Catch Me If You Can, the Leo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks movie. The story's from Christopher Walken's character, about two mice who fell into a bucket of cream, etc. etc.
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YES! Win! Thanks, haha was driving me crazy. :lol
 
Powerslave said:
You guys are laughing but the guy died in a vat of boiling chocolate. Can you even imagine how crazily terrifying that is?
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"He suffered a fatal blow to the head from the vat's agitator"

He hit his head and died suddenly, it sounds like. He wasn't boiling to death.
 
As someone who's had second-degree burns from hot caramel, I can only imagine the last thing that went through that guys head before the agitator hit him, was 'mmm, DELICIOUS!'
 
what's with this thread? I can appreciate a bit of nasty humour, but you guys are going a bit overboard. Thread's become so choco full of shit it's not even funny
 
Hungry?

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why wait?
 
I hope he
*Puts on Sun Glasses*
Rests' in Peeses

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Powerslave said:
Imagine if this guy was someone you knew. Would you like to see things like this posted in his news thread? You guys are douchebags.
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Meh.

When I die, I hope there are people that make some jokes about it. I'd like to think that my death at least provides some amusement to others.

So, if I die in some creative way, you have my permission to make as many and as tasteless jokes as you would like.
 
speculawyer said:
Meh.

When I die, I hope there are people that make some jokes about it. I'd like to think that my death at least provides some amusement to others.

So, if I die in some creative way, you have my permission to make as many and as tasteless jokes as you would like.
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We would never know. :(
Unless you're famous. :O
 
The man should've listened to the Smother's Brothers. They sang a song about what to do in that case.

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I fell into a vat of chocolate.
Oh I fell into a vat of chocolate.

Well what did you do Tommy?

What else could I do, I yelled "FIRE!"

Why did you shout fire?

Well if I yelled "CHOCOLATE!" no one would've come to save me.
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I keep thinking this has got to be one of the most horrible ways to die, but there was probably one moment where it felt totally awesome. Like a warm embrace from mother cocoa.
 
Rewrite said:
We would never know. :(
Unless you're famous. :O
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Honestly, if my death proved bizarre or random enough to end up on Gaf's front page from some anonymous newssite, I'd be joining in on the puns from the afterlife :lol
 
dabig2 said:
Honestly, if my death proved bizarre or random enough to end up on Gaf's front page from some anonymous newssite, I'd be joining in on the puns from the afterlife :lol
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Me too. I'd be laughing my ass off.
 
I heard the family is already suing for 100 grand, they expect a big Payday.
I heard he had his ipod on when he died, he was listening to M&Ms.
 
Jill Sandwich said:
Slugworth did it.
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There's probably no way that avatar is going to fly. I'd ask a mod if it were OK before you get nailed with a little "LOL I FAIL-vatar"

Nice, though!
 
RubxQub said:
There's probably no way that avatar is going to fly. I'd ask a mod if it were OK before you get nailed with a little "LOL I FAIL-vatar"

Nice, though!
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Hmm, I did spend a little too much time getting the gradient fill across the nips just right to show a hint of underboob. I thought it was quite tasteful, but I'll poll the mods anyway.
 
Weenerz said:
I heard the family is already suing for 100 grand, they expect a big Payday.
I heard he had his ipod on when he died, he was listening to M&Ms.
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And with that I think this thread has run its course. When you've got people reusing puns that have already been made or pathetically quoting themselves because their pun didn't get recognition the first time, you know it's time to let it go... unless we are going to actually discuss why there was a catwalk with no railing over a vat of boiling chocolate.

Someone mentioned it, but I'm really curious how the hell this guy fell in. Was the smell of the chocolate like a Siren's song, luring him to his chocolatey demise? If that's the case why don't we hear about this more often at chocolate factories everywhere? Maybe they have some special nose plugs, they are required to wear at all times while on the floor, and this guy took them out for just one moment to get a whiff. Even after the hours of training and the safety videos that reinforced over and over again the importance of the nose plugs the temptation was just too great.
 
Jill Sandwich said:
I live near a cocoa factory, and it doesn't smell like chocolate :-/
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My theory destroyed... but wait! Are you sure they make the final product there? Maybe they just do something to the cocoa beans then ship that to the chocolate factories.
 
Freshmaker said:
He got smacked in the head.
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He must have been just being very clumsy hanging over that vat like that. This is a rare occurence. You'd think to be more careful so you dont get chocolate-burned to death
 
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