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[Randy Monk]

 

[usea]

of whose intention do you speak?

 

[ScreenSplitter]

I propose a thread change to "Stupid Man Should Not Eat Hot Food"

 

[Aadil]

There's this thing called patience. Try it out, or just blow on your food before you put it in your mouth.

Alternatively, man up.

 

[dejay]

Go suck on an ice cube OP, you fail at life.

Spoiler

I've been there, but hot food is just too nice to nibble on raw greens and such

 

[Mario]

Always blow on the pie. Safer communities together.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

But hot food tastes better

 

[abusori]

Oh god this is hilarious but I want it.

 

[lastplayed]

Always blow on the pie. Safer communities together.

lol, perfect reply.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

I do wonder how people can handle soup. I wait at least 15 minutes before I can eat a bowl of chilli or spilt pea soup.

 

[ektoll]

I do wonder how people can handle soup. I wait at least 15 minutes before I can eat a bowl of chilli or spilt pea soup.

I do the same OP, I really hate burning myself, so once my meal is cooked, I just look upon it with a noble pose for that fire to die, and once it is ashes, then it has my permission to be eaten.

 

[Xzeon]

p sure we needed the heat to kill the germs and bacteria and shit on our food back in the day.

 

[Kentpaul]

Nothing worse than burning your mouth on your first slice of pizza. Fucking ruins the rest of the meal.

I need patience

 

[magicstop]

If you could extend your first post into a book, OP, you could start a new diet craze and get shit-rich, really quick. If you do, please consider sending me 30% as thanks for the brilliant idea!
Also, fuck a burned mouth. Shit sucks.

 

[Drazgul]

If you could extend your first post into a book, OP, you could start a new diet craze and get shit-rich, really quick. If you do, please consider sending me 30% as thanks for the brilliant idea!
Also, fuck a burned mouth. Shit sucks.

I'd be surprised if it hasn't been done yet. There's a book for every other gimmick out there, after all.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Am I the only one who had no trouble when I got burned? I mean, sure it's a bit painful but it's easily salved later.

 

[massoluk]

Man was not meant to wear clothing also.

 

[coldvein]

Nothing worse than burning your mouth on your first slice of pizza. Fucking ruins the rest of the meal.

I need patience

so true. whenever i cook a pizza i usually let it sit for five minutes so i can just go to town without fear of mouth burns.

 

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[tokkun]

I'd be surprised if it hasn't been done yet. There's a book for every other gimmick out there, after all.

It's called the "Raw Foods Diet". My mother has been following it for years.

 

[Seanspeed]

Nothing worse than burning your mouth on your first slice of pizza. Fucking ruins the rest of the meal.

Ruins everything I eat for the next few days.

 

[McLovin]

man was not meant to eat cold foods.
It hurts your teeth n stuff.

Spoiler

i ate some ice cream really fast and got brain freeze

 

[AlmostMilk]

If you burn your mouth, just use some of this stuff and you are good by morning.

 

[Switters]

I ain't gonna eat a goddamned cold pocket.

 

[lil smoke]

fresh doodoo isn't hot it's lukewarm?

oops sorry wrong foru..

 

[brokenbeans]

Just let it stand for a minute.

I know it's hard when you are hungry but it's for the best.

 

[lethial]

This should be the only response in wimpy-gaf threads.

 

[commedieu]

I ain't gonna eat a goddamned cold pocket.

Lol

 

[Cerebral Assassin]

You should have learnt how to eat properly as a child, if you haven't managed to work out when food is going to burn your mouth yet, what is wrong with you?

 

[Dark Octave]

lol No way that's real.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Speak for yourself OP. I can easily consume dishes even made out of solar plasma or lava.

 

[GraveRobberX]

Speak for yourself OP. I can easily consume dishes even made out of solar plasma or lava.

I feel bad for you anus and asshole, the suffering you put them through

You monster!

Think of the colon!

 

[akira28]

Someone needs to take out the OP's thread making capabilities. Can we get a redline date and a coalition of the willing?

"think about it"? Really? I mean...there are more than a few academic papers and articles actually citing man's conquering of fire, and new ability to eat cooked food as being part of what helped us evolve into intelligent modern humans.

Also how the fuck do you burn yourself on a cheeseburger? I could see if it was french fries, but a burger? Damn.gif.

 

[Evolved1]

My grandfather used to always take his food scalding hot. Coffee, tea, everything scalding hot. He wouldn't even eat his dinner if the plate wasn't steaming hot, and even then he'd still put it in the microwave to heat it up more.

Grandfather, I understand you like hot food. And my question is, not one of tolerance, but how does this not cause tissue damage? I've eaten hot slices of pizza that burned the skin off the roof of my mouth... for days little pieces of skin would be hanging there at the point of contact. How is this not your everyday state of being?

I actually never asked him. But I wonder to this day how he could take his food and drink so hot.

 

[Lissar]

Man wasn't meant to do a lot of things. Thank goodness we've been able to surpass our inherent limitations.


Also, what's wrong with you?

 

[ReBurn]

I can't remember the last time I burned my palate. I learned to not do that when I was little I think.

 

[Log4Girlz]

My grandfather used to always take his food scalding hot. Coffee, tea, everything scalding hot. He wouldn't even eat his dinner if the plate wasn't steaming hot, and even then he'd still put it in the microwave to heat it up more.

Grandfather, I understand you like hot food. And my question is, not one of tolerance, but how does this not cause tissue damage? I've eaten hot slices of pizza that burned the skin off the roof of my mouth... for days little pieces of skin would be hanging there at the point of contact. How is this not your everyday state of being?

I actually never asked him. But I wonder to this day how he could take his food and drink so hot.

Have you ever considered that perhaps he was a demon?

 

[Evolved1]

I can't remember the last time I burned my palate. I learned to not do that when I was little I think.

Hot pizza still gets me sometimes...

Have you ever considered that perhaps he was a demon?

Lol... never considered this, since he was too nice and generous a man to be a demon. Unless demons can be the best people you know.

 

[ReBurn]

Hot pizza still gets me sometimes...

I guess if you're super-hungry I could see it happening.

 

[Celegus]

Honestly, fire was one of the worst discoveries ever made by humans.

 

[Makonero]

Honestly, fire was one of the worst discoveries ever made by humans.

I believe the wheel was worse. Do you know how few car accidents we would have without the wheel? At least with fire, it's pretty. A car crash is not pretty.

 

[PseudoKirby]

Blowing on a spoon full of hot soup will not aid in its cooling, just having it in the spoon will cool the most it can.

 

[Shambles]

Think about it, you have a freezing cold popsicle or ice cream, you puff air to warm up your tongue after putting it in your mouth, and what happens? your teeth hurt, you get a headache. You eat something as slowly as possible to let your mouth warm up, you know this is going to wreck the next ten seconds of your life because it fells like you swallowed liquid nitrogen.


Man was meant to eat warm food. Warm Pizza for life!!!]

The rebuttal!

 

[Barbacoatl]

One time I got some hot chocolate and man it was delicious, I could tell this even from the first few careful sips. Soon overcome with lust and greed though, I wanted to have the whipped cream on top. All of it. My momentary sins caused me to gulp up all the whipped cream at once, my madness blinded me to what was underneath the white heaven, chocolate hell. The waves splashed into my mouth and down my throat like a baptism of pain and remorse. I couldn't handle it, the cocoa lava scathed my inner throat to a pain I can only begin to describe. And as tears fell from my eyes and I took a seat, as my legs had collapsed from under me, I knew one thing, I had gone where God forbade man to go. I know my place now, as I am sure OP knows his.

I love this post.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

I feel bad for you anus and asshole, the suffering you put them through

You monster!

Think of the colon!

Well, yes. Sometimes they suffer. But such is the way of a man's anus, it's a hard life filled with grueling tasks and pain.

 

[GloveSlap]

Cooking food definitely has some drawbacks. It reduces the nutrition of the food in many cases, and can also turn a food carcinogenic if its cooked too fast or too long.

 

[lethial]

Cooking food definitely has some drawbacks. It reduces the nutrition of the food in many cases, and can also turn a food carcinogenic if its cooked too fast or too long.

I eat everything raw.

 

[Zaphod]

Blowing on a spoon full of hot soup will not aid in its cooling, just having it in the spoon will cool the most it can.

The flowrate of the air over the soup will most definitely aid in the cooling. There is a reason cars have fans on their radiators.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

I eat everything raw.

My man!

Actually I do love a good steak tare tare.

 

[Phobophile]

I believe the wheel was worse. Do you know how few car accidents we would have without the wheel? At least with fire, it's pretty. A car crash is not pretty.

I'd say the wheel's more of an invention than a discovery.