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Mario Kart Hustler

(firstly, I'm not a snaker ;)

I haven't really played Mario Kart DS online that much until the last few days when I finally got a wireless router (just to play MK none the less). So, I've probably played about 30-40 games now and I was pleased to find only a couple of people that snaked; lag was fine; blue shells weren't as used as much as I expected but I was getting a little frustrated to sometimes be in last and only be given 3 ghosts on the final lap... like that's going to help!!

Anyway, aside from the above, which didn't really seem to bad, I did however get very agitated towards all the people who keep dropping out of every game I was in. Just because I win the first two races doesn't mean I'm some badass... I'm just online to have fun, if these wimps stick around for the next race, who knows? Maybe they'll win. But NO, they wuss out at the first sign of trouble. When I'm losing I stick at it, because when I eventually fluke a win, I have so much more satisfaction as I beat someone who's a better racer than I.

So, after spending more time searching/waiting to race than actually racing, I decided that the only way to keep these gamers online is to start hustling them. I now find myself hitting walls, falling off the track, doing non-turbo starts and always letting someone else win the 2nd (and or 3rd) race so that people think they can win the championship and we can all have a solid 4 races with nobody quitting.

I've never experienced this many dropouts in any online game before. Be it in BF2, CS, Grand Prix Legends or any RTS I can think of. What is it about Mario Kart that makes people run away and hide in the corner?

/rant over
 
I cant believe my fucking router (DI-514) isnt compatible with the DS. Pisses me off. I wanna play online so badly
 
I did the same thing tonight. Played 4 races (one game), with 4 people. I owned them badly, until 2 of them quit one by one. On the last track, I kept the 2nd position, very closely to the first, even stopped so that he could pass me, until I got a triple mushroom on the last lap, so I just barely passed him near the finish line to take the lead.

Another sweet win :D.
 
The Main Event said:
I did the same thing tonight. Played 4 races (one game), with 4 people. I owned them badly, until 2 of them quit one by one. On the last track, I kept the 2nd position, very closely to the first, even stopped so that he could pass me, until I got a triple mushroom on the last lap, so I just barely passed him near the finish line to take the lead.

Another sweet win :D.


From previous Mario Kart games, i really dont mind being down there in low position. Now that didnt happen very often, but when it did, i was always able to use weapons i never had alot of opportunities to use. Id be happy with just playing online at this point
 
The Take Out Bandit said:
I clicked this expecting something more Flynt-esque. >:|
Edit: NSFW

Who knows, maybe the figure 8 circuit looks like a pair of tits from above?

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