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[Mineshaft_Gap]

"How DARE you say those things to my face."

"I'd say them behind your back but my car only has a half tank of gas."

Brilliant.

 

[Davidion]

"Left?"

"Right."

"Gotcha!"

 

[krae_man]

"How DARE you say those things to my face."

"I'd say them behind your back but my car only has a half tank of gas."

Brilliant.

"You'll be hearing from my attornies about this!"

"Would that be the firm of Haagen & Dazs?"

 

[DeadTrees]

The one when all was a security guard and fought Bubba Smith in the highschool hallway for 3 yards.

<--getting these off of Antenna TV, which still uses the "Love and Marriage" opening, but made some edits here and there to squeeze in some more Proactiv commercials.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Jefferson >>> Steve

I dare you to disagree!

I disagree.

Steve was the straight man to balance out Al's craziness. When Jefferson came in, he added nothing to Al while exagerrating all of his over the top features. The show just got more and more ridiculous when he showed up.

 

[krae_man]

<--getting these off of Antenna TV, which still uses the "Love and Marriage" opening, but made some edits here and there to squeeze in some more Proactiv commercials.

You didn't GIF the eyepoke counter

Edit: Found it!

 

[Borgnine]

And Mr. Bundy is counter-suing for... a zillion dollars.

 

[Salmonax]

Steve was the straight man to balance out Al's craziness. When Jefferson came in, he added nothing to Al while exagerrating all of his over the top features. The show just got more and more ridiculous when he showed up.

The Steve years were also good in that none of the characters had yet become caricatures. I liked Kelly not being a drooling bimbo, for instance.

I'd generally consider the late-Steve, early-Jefferson seasons to be the best balance.

 

[Backfoggen]

MWC was the best sitcom. So many classic scenes, too bad Youtube deleted most of them.

 

[Like the hat?]

I love the one when Al is trying to get rid of the rabbit

 

[Davidion]

The Steve years were also good in that none of the characters had yet become caricatures. I liked Kelly not being a drooling bimbo, for instance.

I'd generally consider the late-Steve, early-Jefferson seasons to be the best balance.

Jefferson actually offered a different kind of balance to Al in so far as he is in many ways the suave playboy stereotype that just about none of the other men on the show are. I wish they took his super spy identity slightly further.

 

[BotoxAgent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck85D76mwy0&feature=related

traci lords!!! soooo would

 

[Stitch]

I love the one when Al is trying to get rid of the rabbit

it was a mouse

love the one where Al finds some cables on the wall and then they try to figure out what the hell that damn thing is doing there. i think it's the one where bob rooney get's stuck in the wall :lol

or the one where they are trying to set up an antenna on the roof

 

[Enosh]

The Steve years were also good in that none of the characters had yet become caricatures. I liked Kelly not being a drooling bimbo, for instance.

I'd generally consider the late-Steve, early-Jefferson seasons to be the best balance.

she was only not considered a bimbo in the first season

 

[krae_man]

it was a mouse

love the one where Al finds some cables on the wall and then they try to figure out what the hell that damn thing is doing there. i think it's the one where bob rooney get's stuck in the wall :lol

or the one where they are trying to set up an antenna on the roof

It was a satellite dish from Crazy Achmeds!

 

[Salmonax]

she was only not considered a bimbo in the first season

And by gum it was better. But my comment extends to other aspects of the show - especially Al and Peg's relationship.

 

[krae_man]

"You're cooking with Butter"

 

[Like the hat?]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GFq6usPg6U

Who's that riding into the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

 

[Marvie_3]

I need an avatar of this.

 

[Stitch]

It was a satellite dish from Crazy Achmeds!

:lol yes!!

and there was actually a episode where Al tried to kill a rabbit. :O
i think at the end he blows up the whole house.

 

[the_log_ride]

That new intro music is horrible.

I'll never forget the exchange student episode with Milla Jovovich. Quality TV for a kid growing up...

 

[Enosh]

That new intro music is horrible.

I'll never forget the exchange student episode with Milla Jovovich. Quality TV for a kid growing up...

wait what????

stealth edit: holy fucking shit, I watched that ep like 3 days ago and I had no idea that's her

 

[Borgnine]

I hate to break up the love fest, but... we need to talk about Grand Master B. That shit was beyond wahjah even when I was like 11.

 

[Like the hat?]

hooters, choco cake
hooters, choco cake

hey jefferson...[puts hands together] choco hooters!

 

[Salmonax]

I hate to break up the love fest, but... we need to talk about Grand Master B. That shit was beyond wahjah even when I was like 11.

Almost worth it for the names people would call him instead.

 

[Stitch]

Abdomenizer B (Bud, 0723)
Bass Master B (Al, 0604)
Bed Wetter B (Kelly, 0603)
Bellringer B (Kelly, 0607)
Buckminister B (Al, 0603)
Burgermeister B(Peggy, 0603)
Bushwacker B (Kelly, 0603)
Butt-wagger B (Kelly, 0616)
Court Jester B (Peggy, 0603)
Crossdresser B (Kelly, 0607)
Dustbuster B (Jill, 0603)
Gas-passer B (Al, 0604)
Ghostbuster B (Kelly, 0603)
Grand Bastard B (Kelly, 0614)
Grand Flasher B (Jill, 0603)
Grand Marshall B (Peggy, 0603)
Grandfather B (Al, 0604)
Grandma B (Kelly, 0603)
Grandmaster One (Bud, 0614)
Grandmaster Virgin (Kelly, 0616)
Grandpappy B (Kelly, 0607)
Grasshopper B (Al, 0604)
Grinchmaster B (TV Host, 0619)
Mixmaster B (Jill, 0603)
Thighmaster (Kelly, 0619)
Thumb Sucker B (Kelly, 0614)

 

[Atlagev]

Best episodes are the England ones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeHCdBxrDFo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FRSsK3gPTM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyR-7CiAPHM

I totally wanted to ask if anyone knew how to get to Lower Uncton when I was there.

 

[Salmonax]

list of names...

See? That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

 

[sestrugen]

This show was great, one of the greatest episodes is when the family gets stuck in a traffic jam, it was just terrific

 

[Borgnine]

This show was great, one of the greatest episodes is when the family gets stuck in a traffic jam, it was just terrific

That's another great one to use in real life. Stuck in traffic, turn to your passengers and say "and now... we ride." *move 2 feet and stop*

 

[Stitch]

This show was great, one of the greatest episodes is when the family gets stuck in a traffic jam, it was just terrific

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKFPeq2MQSY

 

[Like the hat?]

Traffic jam one was great
It's impossible to pic a favorite episode

 

[Enosh]

I loved the one where they sign up on a tv show pretending to be marcy and steve

the look on Al's face when he sees the electric chair chalenge is simply priceless, I cried from laughter at that scene

 

[AlimNassor]

Man married with children was brilliant. I remember sneaking into my dads room under his bed to watch it. I would got school and brag about it and feel so cool. Al Bundy is my hero.

 

[BotoxAgent]

list of names

haha!

I also loved his wardrobe of alter-egos

Budarache, lol

 

[krae_man]

Jefferson: Having sex with your pregnant wife is like putting gas into a car you've already wrecked.
Al: Well thank God mine pulls into self-service!

Kelly: Topeka! I have found it!
Bud: I don't think you mean Topeka Kell
Kelly: Oh right, I mean urethra!

 

[dvdjamm]

it was a mouse

love the one where Al finds some cables on the wall and then they try to figure out what the hell that damn thing is doing there. i think it's the one where bob rooney get's stuck in the wall :lol

or the one where they are trying to set up an antenna on the roof

There was an episode where Al was trying to kill a mouse...And there was an episode where Al was trying to kill a rabbit...Remember at the end,Peg sums it up by saying "That's Al,Folks"?

Classic...Top 5 sitcom ever

 

[bud]

''hmm hmm him''

i love that episode. his dance at 3:29 always gets me.

 

[Night_Trekker]

Here's the DVD version of the theme music. UGH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xad-StH-7BY

Fuck this shit. I wouldn't buy a DVD set with this crap playing over the intro.

 

[mattiewheels]

Speaking of old classic sitcoms from the 80s/90s, my wife and I are about to finish the entire run of Roseanne. What a fucking great show.

So tell me, what do you think of that final season so far? I remember it being pretty interesting and bold as far as changing directions goes, but I've never heard anyone say anything positive about it. Don't think I even saw the whole season back then anyway. An otherwise classic amazing show.

 

[BotoxAgent]

There was an episode where Al was trying to kill a mouse...And there was an episode where Al was trying to kill a rabbit...Remember at the end,Peg sums it up by saying "That's Al,Folks"?

Classic...Top 5 sitcom ever

yeah, the rabbit was the vegetable garden episode


old McBuddy had a farm
with hooker here...beer there...lol

 

[BankaiZaraki]

I love the episode where Al's curse of having bad luck comes to an end when Kelly gets a better job and Bud gets accepted into a fraternity then it all comes crashing down at the end. Also, the one where Al and his friends attempt to put up a satellite dish.

 

[BankaiZaraki]

Abdomenizer B (Bud, 0723)
Bass Master B (Al, 0604)
Bed Wetter B (Kelly, 0603)
Bellringer B (Kelly, 0607)
Buckminister B (Al, 0603)
Burgermeister B(Peggy, 0603)
Bushwacker B (Kelly, 0603)
Butt-wagger B (Kelly, 0616)
Court Jester B (Peggy, 0603)
Crossdresser B (Kelly, 0607)
Dustbuster B (Jill, 0603)
Gas-passer B (Al, 0604)
Ghostbuster B (Kelly, 0603)
Grand Bastard B (Kelly, 0614)
Grand Flasher B (Jill, 0603)
Grand Marshall B (Peggy, 0603)
Grandfather B (Al, 0604)
Grandma B (Kelly, 0603)
Grandmaster One (Bud, 0614)
Grandmaster Virgin (Kelly, 0616)
Grandpappy B (Kelly, 0607)
Grasshopper B (Al, 0604)
Grinchmaster B (TV Host, 0619)
Mixmaster B (Jill, 0603)
Thighmaster (Kelly, 0619)
Thumb Sucker B (Kelly, 0614)

I love how they all couldn't say what his "rapper" gimmick was, instead we got these comedian gold pieces.

 

[Backfoggen]

Lets not forget SHEOS

 

[Fantasmo]

One of my favorite shows of all time! I wonder if a show like this could exist with all its blatant insults towards various groups. So funny.

 

[johnsmith]

Just picked a random episode to check out the terrible new theme song and to see how it's held up over the years. Yep, still funny. Grew up watching this show, so good.

 

[Mudkips]

You all suck for not mentioning and fondly remembering the one...

Where they live in the super market for the air conditioning, and end up in a Supermarket Showdown style competition with the D'Arcys.

Where they get hoodwinked by some mountain folk and go looking for gold, and turn on each other, only later to find out they were in some shitty tourist spot and all they found was fool's gold.

Where they have a barbeque and Al's obsession with the ashes results in the kids replacing the ashes they dumped with those of Marcy's grandma/aunt/whatever.

Where Al has to go to the DMV and retake his test.

 

[Kabuki Quantum Lover]

Also that episode that's 100% Matt LeBlanc with nothing more then a 30 second Al Bundy cameo is really strange.

So that did actually happen, I thought I had hallucinated as a child.

 

[Ysiadmihi]

Watched seasons 1-6 last year since I'd never seen the earlier ones and loved it. The season finale of season 1 is hysterical.

Al reading an instruction booklet in Japanese, German and French.

and

Bud: Why is Mrs. Rhodes sitting in our kitchen with only a towel on?
Al: Bud do you want to hear a long, boring story about a short, boring woman or do you want your car fixed?

One of my favorite shows of all time! I wonder if a show like this could exist with all its blatant insults towards various groups. So funny.

Only if it were a cartoon.

 

[Black Mamba]

You all suck for not mentioning and fondly remembering the one...

Where they live in the super market for the air conditioning, and end up in a Supermarket Showdown style competition with the D'Arcys.

Where they get hoodwinked by some mountain folk and go looking for gold, and turn on each other, only later to find out they were in some shitty tourist spot and all they found was fool's gold.

Where they have a barbeque and Al's obsession with the ashes results in the kids replacing the ashes they dumped with those of Marcy's grandma/aunt/whatever.

Where Al has to go to the DMV and retake his test.

Those are some great ones, especially the ashes. Steve's face when he gladly ate the burger was just perfect.