1. WTF is with Colossus' arm / lower section...looks weird as fuck
2. WTF does Iron Fist have like a 10 pack? lol
Read this and save your fucking money. Someone should do one for Fear Itself as a PSA.
I can do that.
The main gist of Fear Itself (minus the pointless sidestories....made pointless by how dumb FIT is)
Captain America in his Secret Avenger gear (FUCKING BOSS!) trying to stop a riot (I think they were protesting fat people wearing thongs, actually Asgard or part of it crashed on earth)
Red Skull's daughter REDDER SKULL finds a hammer in tombed in ice, she's all like MAH HAMMUR!! DADDY I FOUND HAMMUR! YAY!!
PEWWW EXPLOSION OF LIGHT
REDDER SKULL IS NOW REDDER SKULL+HAMMUR!
REDDER SKULL goes and meets All-Father 2
All-Father 2 is like...DIS BITCH NEED MO HAMMURS! and summons hammers from fuck knows where (no really....deep space...seriously)
Odin has kicked Thor's ass and dragged him back to Asgard
EVERYONE GETS A HAMMUR
JUGGERNAUT gets a hammur and becomes.....GLOWING JUGGERNAUT! (Kuurth Breaker of Stone)
HULK (OG HULK) gets a hammur and is METAL ARMS HULK! (Nul Breaker of Worlds)
TITANIA gets one and becomes....TALLER TITANIA! (Skrin Breaker of Men)
NAZIS ARE ATTACKING AMERICA (random warping magic by all Father 2)
Thing gets a hammur is becomes....JAPANESE TENTACLE THING!
Bucky gets killed (FUCK!) Steve puts back on Captain gear
HAMMUR boys are wrecking shit
Red Hulk gets wrecked...we all laugh
Thor takes on two and goes "I gotta ly down now"
Iron Man is all like YO BITCH ODIN, LET ME USE YOUR SHIT TO MAKE BADASS WEAPONS BRO!
Odin is all like I IZ OWDIN, DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT SWINE!
Iron Man is like FUCK YOU, GIVE US SHIT MAN
Odin is like FIIIIINE
....then I stopped reading because I got bored.