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[Alivor]

This guy is the man.

 

[ChackanKun]

Can't you see? This is the future coming!!

 

[dejan]

I feel safer already.

 

[Kreed]

His myspace here (check out his friends, lol)

A Myspace page? :lol

 

[vas_a_morir]

Good. Cinci fucking needs it.

America is a strange place.

 

[DustinC]

Hah, I actually work in Milford.

I'm pretty sure there are parts of Cincinnati this guy will never ever patrol though.

Like, ever.

 

[DangerStepp]

Looks like Todd McFarlane designed his costume.

 

[TimeLike]

It's payback for that stuff you bastards try to pass off as chili.

I'm going to pretend you didn't go there! Dixie Chili for life, yo!

 

[HiResDes]

hey I'm from Cincinnati, maybe I'll run into that guy, or maybe he is I...And I is him

 

[HiResDes]

Hah, I actually work in Milford.

I'm pretty sure there are parts of Cincinnati this guy will never ever patrol though.

Like, ever.

Yeah Millvale, Bond Hill, Parts of Evanston, and Parts of Avondale

 

[Night_Trekker]

kind of lame if you operate within the confines of the law.

Yeah, why hide your identity if you're doing shit anyone could do? Weak.

 

[Fenderputty]

Anyone else think of this when they read the article?

 

[HiResDes]

Anyone else think of this when they read the article?

Indeed

 

[IAmtheFMan]

Yeah Millvale, Bond Hill, Parts of Evanston, and Parts of Avondale

How about Vine Street in Over-the-Rhine, connecting Clifton to downtown?

I'm living in Chicago now, and Vine Street in Cincy is still one of the scariest streets I've ever drive down at 2 AM.

 

[aku:jiki]

This is either the coolest or most retarded shit ever. I'm just in awe. :lol

Why is Mr. Xtreme's mask all crooked? It looks retarded in general too. :lol

Is that real? I want to read a comic called Kick Ass... it sounds pretty kickass

It's real and it kicks ass lolz.

 

[Tedesco!]

I'm sure he'll patrol dangerous areas like Landen, Mason, Loveland, and Indian Hill.:lol

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

I'd mock him but I secretly think it's awesome that there are semi-real superheroes and hope this somehow leads to real ones someday.

 

[Brobzoid]

Any of these heroes in Detroit? And when you are operating within the confines of the law, why mask yourself? awesome factor? Read Watchmen and missed the point?

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

Any of these heroes in Detroit? And when you are operating within the confines of the law, why mask yourself? awesome factor? Read Watchmen and missed the point?

Superheroes wear masks to avoid repercussions from criminals.

 

[comedy bomb]

WTF

There's a World Super Hero Registry link

 

[Neverfade]

Any of these heroes in Detroit?

They have illusions of grandeur, not a death wish.

 

[Choke on the Magic]

Holy shit if you haven't checked out his myspace you should.

my personal favorite: Captain Ozone. :lol

 

[Forceatowulf]

This can only lead to utter disaster...

I hope none of these idiots get hurt.

 

[Kibbles]

Haha, any of these guys in Milwaukee?

 

[IAmtheFMan]

WTF

There's a World Super Hero Registry link

Okay, seriously. This is awesome. We need some Supervillains though, like NOW.

 

[GodofWine]

I always wished I was able to kick a super hero's ass...now I can...Thank you GAF!!!

 

[comedy bomb]

Okay, seriously. This is awesome. We need some Supervillains though, like NOW.

That wouldn't really work though. You'd have to break a law for one of these guys to come after you, and you'd eventually end up unmasked and in jail.

 

[Fenderputty]

WTF

There's a World Super Hero Registry link

This thread has made my fucking day. :lol

 

[Tobor]

That wouldn't really work though. You'd have to break a law for one of these guys to come after you, and you'd eventually end up unmasked and in jail.

I shall become the evil mastermind "The Jaywalker".

Who will stop me from aggressively jaywalking the streets of Cincinnati!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

I'm going to pretend you didn't go there! Dixie Chili for life, yo!

Whatever you say, you glorfied northern hillbillies.

If I didn't have other plans, I'd move to Cincinnati and start taking dumps in your chili pots to be this guy's "super villain"; but I'd be doing you a favor either way. :lol

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

I shall become the evil mastermind "The Jaywalker".

Who will stop me from aggressively jaywalking the streets of Cincinnati!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

We can team up for EVIL! The Jaywalker and Shitler! Tremble before our combined terror! BWAHAHAHAHAJAJA!

 

[DangerStepp]

I have money on someone from GAF being in that superhero directory.

 

[Tobor]

We can team up for EVIL! The Jaywalker and Shitler! Tremble before our combined terror! BWAHAHAHAHAJAJA!

Now I'm picturing you shitting in a pot of chili while I run back and forth through traffic. :lol

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Now I'm picturing you shitting in a pot of chili while I run back and forth through traffic. :lol

As long as I don't have to run while shitting. Then again we're supervillains and leaving a trail of shit in my wake is pretty heinous. >

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

Okay, seriously. This is awesome. We need some Supervillains though, like NOW.

Unfortunately, the world already has far, far too many.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

 

[Calcaneus]

This is amazingly awesome. You think I'm being all jokey, but if I saw any of these dudes, I would totally high five them.....

As long as they are on the side of good, my high will always be there for their five.

 

[Eaten By A Grue]

The Shadow Hare is the hero that this city needs.

 

[TheOddOne]

:lol

:lol

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

hey gaf look who I saw while on my lunch break @ fountain square :lol :lol :lol :lol

I thought hed be a lot taller tho

 

[Vgamer]

hey gaf look who I saw while on my lunch break @ fountain square :lol :lol :lol :lol

Ha thats awesome! Did you tell him you heard about him online? Does he talk with a normal voice or do a Batman deep voice?

 

[Fireblend]

Damn it you should have made him hold a "Hello GAF!" sign. Or a "Believe!" one.

 

[Wollan]

He's half way unzipped.

 

[Tarazet]

why the fuck does it have to be my city?

Spoiler

It was a joke I sent to my friend and the fuck ran with it. Nice.

Wait.

WAT.

 

[Fenderputty]

Ha ... that's amazing. You should have told him that he famous now.

 

[MechDX]

He's half way unzipped.

Thats so he can whoop out "The Hammer of Justice!"

 

[CoilShot]

hey gaf look who I saw while on my lunch break @ fountain square :lol :lol :lol :lol

Hes only patrolling downtown?

 

[got2bekidding]

Put his foot on a keychain for luck.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

Ha ... that's amazing. You should have told him that he famous now.

i saw him when a security guard (looked like a cop tho) stopped him. I thought he was stealing something or running around flashing ppl. So I started following him and was like holy shit thats the masked dude from gaf. the security guard was leading him to another guard who wanted his picture, then ppl started coming out taking pics and shaking his hand lol. it was pretty cool i felt important!

 

[Kevtones]

i saw him when a security guard (looked like a cop tho) stopped him. I thought he was stealing something or running around flashing ppl. So I started following him and was like holy shit thats the masked dude from gaf. the security guard was leading him to another guard who wanted his picture, then ppl started coming out taking pics and shaking his hand lol. it was pretty cool i felt important!

You should've told of him the looming evil SuperMachine known only as G.A.F. and that him and only him can prevent it from ending the world.