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[pgtl_10]

IGN

Is he telling the truth?

 

[Matlock]

Who cares?

 

[Kseutron]

the guy knows BS

 

[sprsk]

i have one too.

its made out of cheese

 

[Matlock]

way to break NDA, sp0rsk

 

[fly high ~ayunite~]

Personally I think those laser things are more interesting that Matt's BS. Why would he have dev hardware? *Nintendo.com boards explode at this revelation*

 

[gofreak]

He has PHOTOGRAPHS of Revolution dev kits.

There are highly sensitive materials on my office desk. Certain photographs. Certain nude photographs. Certain nude photographs of porn stars. And Revolution development hardware. The usual. I think you know what I'm talking about. A man needs to protect these items. But how?

That's how I read it at least. Big deal.

 

[pgtl_10]

Maybe he has photographs.

 

[iapetus]

way to break NDA, sp0rsk

Meh. That was widely known anyway. As long as he doesn't reveal what sort of cheese, he's probably safe.

(Cheddar would spell disaster - kept anywhere near an X360 it would melt. I'm hoping either for a hard cheese or the innovative move of going with a cheese that's already soft but unlikely to melt further - breaded camembert, perhaps...)

 

[Grug]

Meh. That was widely known anyway. As long as he doesn't reveal what sort of cheese, he's probably safe.

(Cheddar would spell disaster - kept anywhere near an X360 it would melt. I'm hoping either for a hard cheese or the innovative move of going with a cheese that's already soft but unlikely to melt further - breaded camembert, perhaps...)

I'd go with swiss cheese, built-in cooling vents.

 

[sprsk]

ITS CAMEMBERT CHEESE

FUCK NDAS

 

[Blackace]

i have one too.

its made out of cheese

you only have one? I have been making sandwhiches all week.. but I do live in the promise land!!

 

[Timen]

gawd, attention whores...

It's Stilton in the new development kits by the way. got them this morning.

 

[Grug]

Stilton is two revisions ago, you've been screwed.

Most of us have been working on the Gorgonzola units for weeks.

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

IGN

Is he telling the truth?

No. I have no reason at all to God damn believe this.

You've lost a handful of fun points for anything you've made people read, now.

 

[Timen]

Stilton is two revisions ago, you've been screwed.

Most of us have been working on the Gorgonzola units for weeks.

well, i DO live in europe, so I guess i'm the first one over here with the stilton version.

 

[TheGreatDave]

I'm sick of Matt trying to be funny. Too many people believe him.

He's looking for a funny way to introduce a plug for a product on a website. That's it.

 

[B-B-Bomba!]

Cheese > news.

 

[koam]

Journalist having a dev kit = BS

 

[MomoPufflet]

I want his desk lasers.

 

[Scotch]

the guy knows BS

OFFICIAL REV NAME CONFIRMED

NINTENDO BS

 

[Boards of Canada]

He has photos of the Revolution dev kit. What's the big deal?

 

[Sweedishrodeo]

he never even says he has it. i think mods should start locking all rev related threads until more news or make a giant sticky like back in the day.

 

[Grug]

he never even says he has it. i think mods should start locking all rev related threads until more news or make a giant sticky like back in the day.

Where would we talk about cheese then?

 

[qirex]

He has photos of the Revolution dev kit. What's the big deal?

Reports indicate it's rectangular in shape and resembles a computer!!!!

Mondayton!

 

[Nightbringer]

The problem is that Matt is that he is using the same technical specs that people like DeadmeatGA and other trolls were talking about months and years before the IGN article.

 

[jett]

All threads with the word Matt in the topic should be automatically deleted.

 

[Sweedishrodeo]

The problem is that Matt is that he is using the same technical specs that people like DeadmeatGA and other trolls were talking about months and years before the IGN article.

QFT. im sick of all of the 'rev news' we get from ign and anywhere else right now for that matter. its all speculation. i want official nintendo PR. E3 is so far. :'(

All threads with the word Matt in the topic should be automatically deleted.

FTW.

 

[VictimOfGrief]

Why don't I have one?

Fixed.

 

[Xrenity]

This article isn't even meant serious.

 

[fse]

Well, maybe he has a Gamecube devkit... which is also a rev. dev kit :lol

 

[Drinky Crow]

 

[Mama Smurf]

There's no problem with Matt, really. The problem is with the posters who take every tiny scrap of nothing news and make topics out of it.

It's not as bad as it was a while back, where I swear to god we had a new topic everytime there was a new mailbag.

 

[speedpop]

Cube/Rev IGN is just a big marketing service for Nintendo anyway. Who cares.

 

[Sweedishrodeo]

 

[sprsk]

There's no problem with Matt, really. The problem is with the posters who take every tiny scrap of nothing news and make topics out of it.

It's not as bad as it was a while back, where I swear to god we had a new topic everytime there was a new mailbag.

nono there is definitely a problem with matt

 

[Mama Smurf]

Well maybe, other problems, but when any tiny thing he says, any little hint or even speculation, gets spazzed out of control across the forums...well what is he supposed to do? Say nothing? The site would never move, it's not like there's any official news. I'm not sure he can make Chibi Robo drag out for the next 4 months.

 

[Leatherface]

It's pretty obvious IMO that he is joking around about having rev hardware and porn pics.

 

[BDGAME]

click to resize.

 

[Juice]

Reports indicate it's rectangular in shape and resembles a external PC DVD drive!!!!

Mondayton!

fixed.

And I'm pretty sure we've already had a mondayton, which would make this Mondayton II: Case of the Mondays

 

[xsarien]

Meh. That was widely known anyway. As long as he doesn't reveal what sort of cheese, he's probably safe.

(Cheddar would spell disaster - kept anywhere near an X360 it would melt. I'm hoping either for a hard cheese or the innovative move of going with a cheese that's already soft but unlikely to melt further - breaded camembert, perhaps...)

I have it on excellent authority that it's actually made of pepper-jack.

 

[Chris_C]

well, i DO live in europe, so I guess i'm the first one over here with the stilton version.

STILTON!? Brie, all the way.

 

[qirex]

fixed.

And I'm pretty sure we've already had a mondayton, which would make this Mondayton II: Case of the Mondays

Dev kits are typically much bigger than the consoles end up being. So let's assume it's the size of 4 PC DVD drives.

 

[GDGF]

OFFICIAL REV NAME CONFIRMED

NINTENDO BS

I think they used that already :lol (no joke...Broadcast Sattelite)

 

[John Harker]

I still don't understand why people just hate like its personal

 

[marvelharvey]

Surprised that we haven't seen any photoshops of a block of cheese with a disk slot and a Nintendo logo.

 

[Niko]

Rev dev kit = a computer.

EDIT: That said, I have no idea why I typed that, and went back to delete it, and I can't find a delete function anywhere. So yeah. Um...I don't have any cheese jokes. Sorry.