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Apologies for the impromptu nature of this OT; I'll try and neaten it up once my laptop battery is recharged. Threw this one together when I realised there weren't 31 days in April. Stupid April. But enough of April! Now it's May. The first of May. The day of Extreme Rules. Christian might be world champion, CM Punk might not sign a new contract, R-Truth might found a New Nation, Zack Ryder might appear on television and Sin Cara might seduce you with his spectacular anti-botch mood lighting.

I'll make you something extra special for whatever comes after May, I promise. June, is it? June.

Edit: Spindashing is getting a surprise push!

spindashing said:
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TRIPLE THREAT STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
Participants: The Miz (Champion) vs. John Morrison vs. John Cena

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LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Participants: Randy Orton vs. CM Punk

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"COUNTRY WHIPPIN'" TAG TEAM MATCH
Participants: Jack Swagger with "Sir" Michael Cole vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler with Jim Ross

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LADDER MATCH FOR THE VACANT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Participants: Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio

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FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
Participants: Cody Rhodes vs. Rey Mysterio

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"LOSER LEAVES SMACKDOWN W W E" DIVA MATCH
Participants: Layla El vs. Michelle McCool
 
Kyoufu said:
Is the full PPV card up for tonight? Would like to start the predictions!
According to WWE.com

WWE Championship Triple Threat Steel Cage Match
Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio (World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match)
Randy Orton vs. CM Punk (Last Man Standing Match)
Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes (Falls Count Anywhere Match)
Jerry Lawler & Jim Ross vs. Michael Cole & Jack Swagger (Country Whipping Match)
Layla vs. Michelle McCool (Loser Leaves WWE Match)
 
cjelly said:
I could not care less about tonight's PPV. The build up has been non-existent.

Matches could be awesome though now that they don't have to have pointless promos and matches for The Rock and Snooki.

Looking forward to Christian finally winning the big one. I hope they don't screw this one up. This could be the feel good moment of the year.
 
Azuran said:
Matches could be awesome though now that they don't have to have pointless promos and matches for The Rock and Snooki.
We should take bets on the number of times they hype Rock's appearance on Raw tomorrow.
 
Before I thought Christian would win WHC but I can see WWE keeping both World Titles on RAW and both mid card titles on Smackdown.
 
Linkified said:
Before I thought Christian would win WHC but I can see WWE keeping both World Titles on RAW and both mid card titles on Smackdown.

That is a possibility. Would let them give Cena the WWE title so he can hold on to it for a massive title reign which would be a huge huge build up to the WM28 main event while still being able to let others on RAW have a shot at the glory.
 
Kyoufu said:
That is a possibility. Would let them give Cena the WWE title so he can hold on to it for a massive title reign which would be a huge huge build up to the WM28 main event while still being able to let others on RAW have a shot at the glory.

I would honestly say Cena may win, drop it to R-truth, then Jomo gets it and then he drops it to The Miz.
 
Although I don't want Miz as champion nor do I want to see Cena champion again, can I really imagine a John Morrison title run? We need another heel in the main event. Or somebody else in the main event cards in general.
 
Cena will be champion sometime before WM28 and he will be champion ENTERING WM28, so you'll have to come to terms with it some time.
 
Miz needs to not have the title so he can start building towards his WM28 match with the Undertaker.

He's gonna break the streak, mark my words. I'll do a permanent ban bet on it.
 
Tonights the first PPV im ages I wont be watching, got to be up early so a 4am bedtime isn't doable. I have little interest in the PPV but will miss being part of the GAF mark fest. Then again I don't really care about Christian winning the title.
 
Kyoufu said:
Cena will be champion sometime before WM28 and he will be champion ENTERING WM28, so you'll have to come to terms with it some time.
duhhh but he aint dropping it to Truth, which is what he said.
 
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TRIPLE THREAT STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
Participants: The Miz (Champion) vs. John Morrison vs. John Cena

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LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Participants: Randy Orton vs. CM Punk

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"COUNTRY WHIPPIN'" TAG TEAM MATCH
Participants: Jack Swagger with "Sir" Michael Cole vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler with Jim Ross

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LADDER MATCH FOR THE VACANT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Participants: Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio

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FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
Participants: Cody Rhodes vs. Rey Mysterio

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"LOSER LEAVES SMACKDOWN W W E" DIVA MATCH
Participants: Layla El vs. Michelle McCool

My Predictions:

"LOSER LEAVES SMACKDOWN W W E" DIVA MATCH
Participants: Layla El vs. Michelle McCool
Winner: Layla El
Reasonings: This match is the most obvious. The dirt sheets, reliable or not, points to McCool leaving the WWE. I'm not sure why she's deciding to do this so abruptly, but I'm all for leaving the arduous WWE work strain when it gets too intolerable. Besides, the way this match was booked all points to Layla finally winning over McCool, who has been the aggressor of this duo.

FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
Participants: Cody Rhodes vs. Rey Mysterio
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Reasonings: Cody Rhodes has been the aggressor. He's been constantly attacking Rey on TV. If Cody is booked as a supervillain, this Pay Per View match may be Rey's chance at a superhero comeback.

LADDER MATCH FOR THE VACANT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Participants: Christian vs. Alberto Del Rio
Winner: Christian
Reasonings: I'm not a fan of two main event belts in one show, so Christian winning this would bring the belt to Smackdown. This is actually the match that I'm interested in the most (Aside from the Last Man Standing match and the Country Whippin' match. I'm not ashamed to admit that I want to see that trainwreck.)

"COUNTRY WHIPPIN'" TAG TEAM MATCH
Participants: Jack Swagger with "Sir" Michael Cole vs. Jerry "The King" Lawler with Jim Ross
Winner: Jerry "The King" Lawler with Jim Ross
Reasonings: The King and JR were essentially trolled by the duo of Cole and Swagger for weeks with little-to-no retaliation. I for one can't wait to see JR tear Cole a new one. The dirt sheets, love them or hate them, pointed to this bout being the last time that JR will appear on television from what I remember. I hope this is not the case, but whatever the case may be, I sincerely hope it ends with Cole looking weak.

LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Participants: Randy Orton vs. CM Punk
Winner: CM Punk
Reasonings: Actually, I'm on the fence with this match as of writing. Both men could win. It isn't so obvious, in my opinion, who will pick the win up. CM Punk could possibly get the win with the help of the Neo Nexus somehow. Also, WWE could give CM Punk the win as a means of giving him more incentive to stay in the WWE. I love Last Man Standing Matches, so this match may be fun.

TRIPLE THREAT STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
Participants: The Miz (Champion) vs. John Morrison vs. John Cena
Winner: John Cena
Reasonings: I don't see the Miz retaining, for some reason. I don't see Morrison champion; R-Truth could possibly screw Morrison out of it, and I don't even know how Morrison is in this match. Cena seems like the likely pick. Prepare for a spotfest: Morrison in a cage match sounds like a formula for a spectacle (or a botchfest).

It's hard to make predictions because the buildup for this PPV has been sorely lacking. But, I suppose WrestleGAF's reactions will make the PPV worthwhile. Sorry to hear you won't be taking part, Jeff Albertson. =(
 
Not sure if this was posted, but WWE had their annual shareholder's meeting a few days ago, and Vince Mcmahon answered a few interesting questions.

WWE held their annual stockholder's meeting today in Stamford, CT. During the meeting, the floor was opened for questions from stockholders:

Vince McMahon was asked about WWE's relationship with the Rock, specifically whether the company's new deal with him was cost-effective, since they obviously were having to pay a high premium for someone of his current stature. McMahon responded that he and Rock are working on a handshake deal and that is "how they have operated for a long, long time." McMahon said it's all based on increased value. He said that if there is a higher percentage in terms of growth in terms of what they would "normally expect", Rock is "going to get a piece of that". McMahon said their net was going to be much higher and he and Rock were proud of that.

How the other WWE PPV events were doing compared to the past was brought up. McMahon said the PPV business is down but he's hoping that Wrestlemania's PPV numbers will be a kickoff for a new year in terms of numbers for the company's PPV events.

McMahon was asked whether Smackdown had retained its audience in the transition from MyNetworkTV to SyFy, McMahon said that the show has just about the same penetration now and they are very happy with SyFy, stating that they have "been the number one show on the network" since they've debuted there. He said if there's been any change in distribution, it's offset by the advantages of being under the NBC Universal family through promotion. McMahon noted that the syndicated network system, such as MyNetworkTV, is in trouble. Being on SyFy gives them longevity and provides them with non-preemptive status (i.e. they won't be bounced out their timeslot), which is "so important" to the company. He explained how they would often be bounced for sports programming on MyNetwork and the audience would be diluted when they were moved out of the slots.

Triple H's international development of talent was brought up, as was the idea of launching other groups in other countries with locally cultivated stars. McMahon said that there will be a more aggressive attempt to bring in international talents and grooming them, but they need to become stars here, because if they are, they will be stars elsewhere. McMahon said that with Miz, Alberto Del Rio and Sin Cara, you are seeing talents on the "fast track" to becoming the new "Rocks and John Cena of the day."


The company's intellectual property was brought up and McMahon was asked what the biggest problem in terms of protecting it is. McMahon said piracy and that they have a very aggressive group that handles that aspect. They noted piracy is incredibly difficult outside the U.S. as well as inside of the country. There's no silver bullet that can stop it. The hope is that as countries become more developed as markets, they will help crack down on it. McMahon noted that they just went on the air in Russia and Brazil "but we've been there a long time." He said the best way to fight piracy in other countries was to actually bring the content to the countries.

In regard to expanding and re-branding the company, McMahon was asked whether he had learned anything from past failures like the XFL and the WWE restaurant. McMahon said that when you think about it, none of those ventures have used the core competencies of the company as their current plans. He said that they have no interest in going back into football or opening a restaurant, noting that they "had to inherit that business right before we went public." He also noted there was no interest in returning to bodybuilding. He said they aren't looking to invest into anything like that but acquisitions that they can "fit what we do" and things "we can, in essence, flip the model on". McMahon explained that they can acquire the license of an property and then run it through the same system of distributions, context and partners that they put the WWE property through.

A stockholder referred to the current WWE product as "1970s/1980s comic book campy" and that some viewers feel that the "scripts are belittling the watcher." He mentioned the PG content of the show and asked if there were any plans to maintain PG but drive the show closer to what made the 1990s so enjoyable for adults. McMahon said, "It's important that you sometimes go backwards to go forwards." He said they were so far from PG that you had to go back. McMahon joked, "Where do you go after a chainsaw?" He said you have to go back to your roots to go forward. He said that they have no plans currently to ever go back to where they were in terms of an adult product but there are ways to advance the product. He said they listen to their audience and commented, "There's no doubt we could have a more aggressive and more sophisticated product that encompasses all of our ages as opposed to just strictly our PG audience. We are opening it up again, not to a great extent, but again one that is certainly not insulting to any facet of our audience. We are broadening a bit."

Another stockholder followed up on the conversation, noting that some of the matches held in the past were passionate, bringing up Austin vs. McMahon and HHH vs, Undertaker as examples. He commented that matches like "Michael Cole vs. Jim Ross" lacks that passion and drive that "wrestling fans come to love and enjoy." McMahon said that it's important to reach, from a demographic point, everyone like a menu at a diner. He said HHH vs. Taker was very passionate and serious but they had Cole to provide something else. He said that they are in the entertainment business and there's always going to be a balance. McMahon said he would personally prefer more from the serious side but WWE's E is for entertainment and there always has to be that balance.

Another stockholder brought up the "lack of build-up to PPVs" as a problem the company has. McMahon said that they try to do things long term in terms of building an attraction. He said that they attempt to have a longer range approach to story arcs but with as many PPVs as they produce, sometimes there are difficulties doing that.


A stockholder brought up running Extreme Rules the same weekend as UFC, noting that in the past, such events being held the same weekend has been detrimental to WWE's PPV buyrates. He asked whether there were future plans to avoid running the same weekend. McMahon said that there were plans to do so and they have been successful in recent months to avoid running head to head. He said that it wouldn't matter if it was UFC, boxing or another major event, because the events all eat up the promotional time that is given to them by cable companies. He said that they share all of that and that's what becomes difficult. He said that they can't control that they have gotten better at it.

Demographics were brought up, noting that more women were watching the product last year, something that the company touted last year in their stockholder's meeting. They were asked if the rebranding would change that. McMahon said that he hoped that Tough Enough and other new programming preceding Raw would bring in new demographics. He noted that TE has shown to have more females watching than men. He said that women have tremendous influenced in what is bought, so its important to have the right image, but not at the expense of the male demographic. Vince said that they want to grow all of their demographics.

Sponsorships were brought up. A stockholder asked why energy drinks and Budweiser aren't spending money with the WWE product. He also asked about the K-Mart sponsorship. Michelle Wilson, the company's Chief Marketing Officer, discussed the partnership and how K-Mart's awareness on their website and live events will benefit their retail outlets. She said it was a unique deal in that it was done jointly with the USA Network. She said that they, as a property, are one stop shopping, unlike sports products, since they can get talent appearances, TV awareness and live event awareness in one place. She said they have signed a similar deal with Mars and they are making progress in educating potential partners of what they have to bring to the table. She announced they have come to an agreement with Miller to do a summer promotion with the Keystone Light brand and they are looking to use some talents as part of that agreement.

McMahon said that PG doesn't have to mean kids, it just means PG. He said that if you are TV-MA, certain sponsors aren't going to touch you. He said that WWE can be aggressive but also fun. He said that it's important that the company doesn't do something outlandish that can put a blemish on their sponsors and partners. He said that they are attracting more sponsors because of their dedication to putting on a PG product for everyone.

McMahon was asked about PPVs like Extreme Rules without blood. McMahon said that you don't need blood to have shows of that nature. He said Extreme Rules is extreme on your body and joked that he can attest for that. McMahon said that people don't buy PPVs to watch others bleed but to be entertained. The PPV will be a different way to enjoy WWE.


A stockholder asked about how the loss of WGN affected the company and why it came suddenly. McMahon said that it wasn't sudden. He said that Tribune is "challenged" in terms of what it can acquire in terms of programming. McMahon said that they do have a place for WWE Superstars and for new programming that they develop and "it's not going anywhere."

Vince was asked when he was going to "buy that company based in Nashville, TN because they have the wrong people running it. Please save the business from Dixie Carter." McMahon laughed. The stockholder said, "Stephanie has more brains than Dixie Carter has." They showed Triple H and Stephanie laughing at this development. The stockholder said that if WWE bought TNA now, there "was a shot at fixing that company." Vince said, "I don't know they are for sale." The stockholder said, "It's a 50/50 shot, they know you are loaded with money." McMahon said, "Maybe."

A stockholder asked why they are using this smaller space as opposed to the old facility in the production studio, where they used to meet. McMahon said that space was being used and if they wanted to go to a bigger space, they could but Vince liked it dirty and cozy

Source: 411mania.com
 
I would love to see Mr. McMahon cut another promo about buying his competition, but I have zero interest in Invasion II.
 
Cheers spindashing I really want to but the father in law is coming in the Morning to do some plastering so it looks bad if I'm in bed lol

Anyway my predictions:

Miz
Christian
Layla
Orton
Rey
Jr and king

Bonus last minute match kofi over Sheamus
 
I'd like to think that Christian will win the title, but the WWE is going to throw a swerve and have Del Rio win it tonight.
 
Jackson50 said:
I am pleased I no longer have to embarrassingly admit to watching pro wrestling. I watch action soap opera. Excellent.

Yup. Clearly the best move the 'E has done in years. If this doesn't attract new fans, nothing will.
 
I'm firmly in the camp that the title will stay with Smackdown but does Christian have to win for that to happen? The title is vacant, so I can see some sort of twist where someone else from Smackdown just runs in, grabs it and gets declared champ.
 
Christian vs ADR is in-win. I like em both a lot, and if it were anyone else I think I'd easily want ADR to take it but damn, I'd love Christian to be a champ.
 
Spike6663 said:
I'm firmly in the camp that the title will stay with Smackdown but does Christian have to win for that to happen? The title is vacant, so I can see some sort of twist where someone else from Smackdown just runs in, grabs it and gets declared champ.

Extreme Rules is not a TNA PPV. I'm sure the WWE couldn't do something that stupid, right?!
 
Azuran said:
Extreme Rules is not a TNA PPV. I'm sure the WWE couldn't do something that stupid, right?!

I'm only a casual wrassle watcher from the UK so I don't know what other promotions do. Due to the Bank Holiday, I'm planning to watch my first live PPV ever tonight and I wouldn't be disappointed if something like that happened.
 
-Pyromaniac- said:
Christian vs ADR is in-win. I like em both a lot, and if it were anyone else I think I'd easily want ADR to take it but damn, I'd love Christian to be a champ.

Yeah, I want to see Christian as a champ, but I wouldn't mind either.

It'd be really nice if J. Morrison won the WWE Championship, but that won't happen.
 
If they're serious about
Cena vs Del Rio
at Sunmerslam, I don't think that bout needs title match implications. With that said, here's my predictions:

The Miz
Christian
Orton
Mysterio
Layla
Lawler and Ross
 
Predictions:

Cena wins title
Cole/Swagger beat JR/Lawler
Christian wins title
Randy Knockout beats CM Punk
Rey beats Cody

As for the Diva match, that has already been spoiled so we shouldn't be allowed to predict that. We should do a contest!
 
Its too bad I'm busy tonight and won't be able to watch Christian win the title.

Also, not sure if this has been mentioned but nodq.com says that McCool might be quitting WWE for good. So we have that to look forward to.
 
God damn, its clear WWE things that ADR will be a big part of that future but why not throw a gimme at Christian and give him the belt tonight. If he does I'm going to have to get this PPV on DVD.
 
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