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[UpperCaseN]

I like them both, they're interchangeable for me

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

Miracle Whip + 1

 

[ToyMachine228]

Miracle Whips always wins. Always.

 

[tawal]

The imagery of drowning symbolizes the emotional smothering brought on by the child's obsession with male reproductive fluids, or "mayonnaise." This obsession is directed related to his frustration at growing up too slowly. For how will he compete with father for his mother's sexual affections if he is not a man?

The vat rhymes with scat which suggests he may also be a pervert.

all true.

 

[Snaku]

Mayo. Miracle Whip makes me gag.

 

[Kitschkraft]

Mayonnaise color benz I push miracle whips.....

...plus one miracle whip.

 

[way more]

What you want is industrial strength Deluxe Heavy Duty Mayo.

Were you aware that heavy duty was used in frontier days as axle grease for covered wagons? It was only during the food rationing of WWII that people realized it was a suitable mayonnaise substitute. True story.

 

[Nemo]

Everyone knows fries go best with mayo.

HOLLAND SON, WHAT

 

[Ourobolus]

Miracle Whip is absolutely one of the most vile things you can put on your food.

 

[Tek]

weird, I thought my ex wife was the only one that dipped fries in mayo.

 

[iplay5150]

Mayo all the fucking way, get that salad dressing shit outta mah sammich!

BTW, mixing mayo and ketchup together makes for an awesome dipping sauce for fries.
But I have also dipped straight mayo before and it's great too.

 

[yacobod]

mayo

 

[Oozer3993]

Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips.

.

 

[Ranger X]

err, I see 2 pots of Mayonnaise but 2 different brands....


I can't wait the thread "Ketchup VS Heins"

.

 

[Chemo]

How the fuck can people stand Miracle Whip? Mayo for life.

 

[S. L.]

mayo

tuna pizza with mayo is the best thing ever

 

[Ford Prefect]

tuna pizza with mayo is the best thing ever

wtf did I just read

 

[hwateber]

Never tried miracle whip. I generally hate mayo, but a little in my sandwich is great though.

 

[Powerslave]

Hellmann's mayonaise tastes like shit. In fact there is no better mayonaise anywhere else in the world other than The Netherlands.

 

[Bigfoot]

I think we had this thread before and I'll say what I said then... Miracle Whip is a poor man's Mayo. Miracle Whip was invented because Mayo was too expensive so they put some cheap shit together and made something that tasted like Mayo thus giving us Miracle Whip.

 

[Revolutionary]

.

The line that fooled people into believing he was a competent rapper.

Sigh.

As for the topic at hand: Mayo.

 

[Parl]

mayo

tuna pizza with mayo is the best thing ever

Actually sounds like it might be nice. Though I'd probably prefer chicken tikka pizza with mayo.

 

[birdman]

err, I see 2 pots of Mayonnaise but 2 different brands....


I can't wait the thread "Ketchup VS Heins"

.

What? No. Miracle Whip is more like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. Close, but not the same thing.

 

[Dega]

Always use Miracle Whip.

 

[way more]

Both suck. Mustard all the way. And Mayo wiht fries? That is nasty.

Mustard, fuck that noise.


It's all about Mustardayonnaise.

 

[DanDeschain]

Bring out the best.

 

[Freshmaker]

Neither. Best Foods FTW.

(Mayo is the nastiest substance on earth, so my conclusion may be tainted tho.)

 

[Community Forum]

Mayo is fine for you in moderation. Most all of the fat in mayo is the "good fat," not trans fat or saturated fat. Good for your heart. Same reason you should not get the "fat free" salad dressings... your body needs the good kinds of fat.

 

[Tobor]

Mustard, fuck that noise.


It's all about Mustardayonnaise.

This is a Mayostard house. You can take that Mustardayonnaise shit and go to hell.

 

[riskVSreward]

Both. Are. DISGUSTING! *blegh*

 

[BobsRevenge]

Mayonaise.

And mayonaise is awesome.

I'm going to go buy sandwich fixins right now because of this thread.

God I'm hungry.

 

[timmytheman123]

Miracle Whip ftw! Mayo is for people who also enjoy tasting dog semen.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Miracle Whip is the worst condiment of all time. It tastes synthetic when compared to Mayo.

With that said, give me some Honey Dijon Mustard instead.

 

[Hootie]

Mayo tastes disgusting.

Miracle Whip FTW.

 

[USD]

Grew up on Miracle Whip, but then switched to mayo.

 

[tenritsu]

Not a big mayo fan at all. MW for me.

 

[bengraven]

I ate Miracle Whip for almost 30 years until I moved to the South. Now I'm not allowed to eat it, wife's orders.

Still prefer the flavor sometimes, but I think they're almost completely different tastes.

 

[Windu]

Everyone knows fries go best with mayo.

HOLLAND SON, WHAT

Fries go best with Ketchup. Damn Europeans, can't do anything right.

 

[adamsappel]

Dukes Mayo

I love Duke's! It's the only brand I've found that doesn't add any sugar/HFCS.

Miracle Whip is gross, though I guess it might be better suited to a "dessert" style salad. I had a jar in my fridge for years, thinking I might have use for it one day. I eventually threw it out, unopened.

 

[Hitman]

FAT FREE MIRACLE WHIP is a wonder of nature.

 

[Ferrio]

I ate Miracle Whip for almost 30 years until I moved to the South. Now I'm not allowed to eat it, wife's orders.

Sounds like your miracle whipped.

 

[Nemo]

Fries go best with Ketchup. Damn Europeans, can't do anything right.

Ketchup on fries is bland.

Belgian fries + Mayo + Peanut Sauce + onions = heaven in your mouth.

 

[ghstwrld]

Neither.

Sour cream FTW!

 

[CDProp]

The fact that people consider Miracle Whip to be anything else but another brand of mayo just proves how well marketing works, and how gullible people are.

It does taste better than other brands of mayo, though.

 

[Vinci]

I think we had this thread before and I'll say what I said then... Miracle Whip is a poor man's Mayo. Miracle Whip was invented because Mayo was too expensive so they put some cheap shit together and made something that tasted like Mayo thus giving us Miracle Whip.

And many of the culinary art's greatest developments have come from accidents or someone whipping shit together.

Miracle Whip +1

 

[tawal]

This is a Mayostard house. You can take that Mustardayonnaise shit and go to hell.

I must sound like a sellout, but mustmayostardayonnaise kills 'em both. clearly, though, mayostard isn't superior to mustardayonnaise. it expires too quickly!

 

[farnham]

miracle whip is mayonnaise.. sheesh..

 

[Smokey]

miracle whip ftw

 

[whitehawk]

Mayo

And why isn't there a poll in the OP god dammit.

 

[jet1911]

Just make your own mayo. Takes 3 minutes.