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[got2bekidding]

I came in thinking that someone found out the McDonald's uses anus in their burgers. Whew...

 

[KTallguy]

Awesome title change.

 

[Striker]

/drool

 

[Kintaco]

Are Angus Burgers not sold throughout the McDonald's chain? They've been here in SoCal for months.

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

A friend of mine had this old Sesame street record from the 80s and it had these ridiculous drawings of all the sesame street characters, and the cookie monster one was the best.

Didn't you have a wet dream in the cabin where the record was being kept or something?

 

[whitehawk]

Didn't you have a wet dream in the cabin where the record was being kept or something?

Uh.. yes..

And how you remembered that fact I have no idea.

 

[Replicant]

I never tried ANUS burger. How does it taste?

 

[agrajag]

Are Angus Burgers not sold throughout the McDonald's chain? They've been here in SoCal for months.

You are wrong my friend, those are Double Anus Burgers they sold you.

 

[Naked Snake]

I never tried ANUS burger. How does it taste?

Like a tossed salad.

 

[MutFox]

My brother once brought me home an Animal Burger from A&W.
It was so big, that when I took a bite, 2 patties came flying out...

The burger had 6 patties... (It's basically a double Grandpa Burger.)

I never, ever let my brother choose a burger for me from then on... :lol

 

[M3wThr33]

Every McDonald's burger is an Anus burger, though.

 

[RadioHeadAche]

I've never heard of an Anus Burger.

 

[The Frankman]

When my belly starts a-rumblin'
and I’m Jonesin' for a treat,
I close my eyes for a big surprise
the tasty McDonalds Anus Burger

I love the McDonalds Anus Burger
The cheeks they grow on trees
and streams from the Hersey Highway
flow right up to your knees

There’s tumbleweeds of corn pieces
and hard sludge paves the streets
Folks don’t front ya 'cause you got the juice
there's a train of ladies coming with the Metamuc,
never get in trouble, never need an excuse
That’s the McDonalds Anus Burger

I love the McDonalds Anus Burger
No one tells you to behave (behave)
Your wildest fantasies come true
Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves

Bran muffins make you crap instead
and fiber grows like weeds
You get to chomp all day
all the lotto tickets pay
there’s a king who wants you to have it your way,
That's the McDonalds Anus Burger

 

[agrajag]

I heard Anne Hathaway is a big fan.

 

[Sol..]

rectum damn near killt them.

 

[Siyou]

im torn between my love for angus and my love for anus

 

[sikkinixx]

i weep for your colon.

 

[noi5e]

A friend of mine had this old Sesame street record from the 80s and it had these ridiculous drawings of all the sesame street characters, and the cookie monster one was the best.

It's pretty sweet art, I gotta track that down.

I once read somewhere that Carl's Jr. did an informal poll of people and it turned out that everyone thought that Angus beef was low-quality meat because of an unconscious association with "anus."

 

[Terrell]

i weep for your colon.

Why, because it will soon be harvested to satiate demand for this new taste sensation?

 

[B.K.]

I found a McDonalds in Kentucky yesterday that had the Angus burgers. I guess they've gone nation wide now.

 

[Relix]

I found a McDonalds in Kentucky yesterday that had the Angus burgers. I guess they've gone nation wide now.

Dude... it's the Anus burger...

Oh and... your nick in a McDonalds related thread is just :lol :lol

 

[RBH]

RISE FROM YOUR GWAVE

 

[Kibbles]

Yeah these are on the menu now, but I saw a piece of paper with tape over it saying "available sometime next week" :lol

 

[faceless007]

In all seriousness, which part of the cow's anatomy do you think McDonald's beef patties come from? It ain't a filet mignon.

 

[Ford Prefect]

So glad this was bumped...

Anus Burger :lol

 

[industrian]

When I worked at McDs and was messing about one day, I made myself a Pounder. Four quarter pounders in one bun. I was digesting that thing for days. Was freaking huge.

 

[Odyssey]

When I worked at McDs and was messing about one day, I made myself a Pounder. Four quarter pounders in one bun. I was digesting that thing for days. Was freaking huge.

Yeah, but have you ever had a An

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us Pounder?

 

[SapientWolf]

I heard Anne Hathaway is a big fan.

Ere wat?

 

[Goldrusher]

Ere wat?

Last year, a random blog that wanted some traffic made up a story that she loves it in the pooper.

http://celebdump.blogspot.com/2008/09/anne-hathaway-loves-anal-sex.html