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[Makoto Yuki]

Nice coat, where can I get one?

Spoiler

So I can steal burgers as well.

 

[NastyBook]

new ronald mcdonald

Ronald McHardGay?

And that first pictures screams child abuser who pays for silence with Angus Beef.

 

[Mesoian]

Looks like a porn parody.

IT REALLY DOES!

One I would be interested in watching.

 

[jstripes]

Is that Joel McHale?

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

That new McD's plan in action.

Now I remember this existed:

The "edgy" 2000 McDonaldland reboot.

Yooooooooo, I remember these. I think I had all the movies.

 

[Sorcerer]

wait... so he's at home, grilling some very nice burgers of his own and he hears a McD's commercial and is stopped in his tracks?

Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people can relate to that feeling.

I think he is on house arrest, so that McD's commerical reminded him of his current sorrow's.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Looks like a porn parody.

Maybe that's the point? Adults will think it looks like a porn parody and so this will generate buzz. Kids won't notice and so there will be no controversy.

 

[Grisby]

Looks like a porn parody.

All he needs to be doing is that head gigitty shake.

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

I am cracking up.

PROGRESSIVE AF

 

[spookyfish]

Tom Hardy in the role he was BORN FOR.

Looks like a porn parody.

Oh man. That's it! Totally.

 

[kewlmyc]

They saw the Suicide Squad picture and decided to do a gritty reboot. Can't wait to see Grimace.

 

[Tansut]

He's wearing a goddamn fedora.

M'Mclady.

 

[Dishwalla]

Stop, stop! He's already dead!

 

[KingGondo]

yeah that dude's gonna get recognized

I always think about that when actors play corporate mascots.

It must really suck to be Flo or the Verizon Guy (besides all the money, obviously).

 

[Extra Sauce]

Beat it to him.

Fixed.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

About time. Hamburglar really needed to look more like Jason Statham to get through to the kids.

 

[TheExodu5]

Should have been Andrew Hammond.

 

[FairXchange]

Is he wearing Yeezy's?

 

[burgervan]

"Damaged."

 

[Sorcerer]

I always wonder why company mascots have to steal from the company their working for.

Like all those mascots who have to be devious to get the cereal they are pimping.

Trix rabbit, Sonny the Cuckoo Bird...

You would think this Hamburglar working for Mcdonalds would at least get a gold card he could keep in his wallet that he could flash when he gets hungry.

 

[Purkake4]

Looks like a porn parody.

He probably just walked over to that set right after. 2 in 1 baby.

 

[Jaeger]

But why.

Is he wearing Yeezy's?

Nike Flystepper

 

[mnannola]

I though McDonalds couldn't come back to being first on everyones fast food list, but it looks like I underestimated them.

 

[Silexx]

Should have been Andrew Hammond.

He thinks so too.
https://twitter.com/andrewhammond30/status/596030795409588225?s=09

 

[geomon]

More like the childburglar

 

[JaseMath]

What shit sandwich is he holding? That ain't no hamburger I've ever seen.

 

[lednerg]

I don't get why they show him grilling burgers for his family in the video. That makes no sense whatsoever. It's like a baker going around stealing donuts.

 

[SliceSabre]

Yea he's gonna steal some shit alright and it ain't just hamburgers.

 

[Amalthea]

They sure he's not called HamBULGER?

 

[Emerson]

What shit sandwich is he holding? That ain't no hamburger I've ever seen.

I've never seen a McDonalds hamburger that even looked as good as that one.

 

[Sorcerer]

I don't get why they show him grilling burgers for his family in the video. That make no sense whatsoever.

Its a series of video's that will show him unraveling and turning to a life of crime I'm guessing

We are seeing a Mcd's origin story.

Maybe the True Crime people can make a season out of it.

Maybe their will be a Marvel cross over and he will have to face off against The Avengers in Avengers movie 13 (working title).

 

[wenis]

Those student loan repayments for art school really caused him to hit rock bottom.

 

[Tansut]

I don't get why they show him grilling burgers for his family in the video. That makes no sense whatsoever. It's like a baker going around stealing day-old Speedway donuts.

Fixed.

 

[lednerg]

Its a series of video's that will slowly show him unraveling and turning to a life of crime I'm guessing

We are seeing a Mcd's origin story.

Maybe the True Crime people can make a season out of it.

You mean like he's breaking bad? Okay, I can sort of see that. But the guy has already won - he could make a 3rd pound burger right there. Hell, he could make a 3 pound burger.

 

[Script Kiddies LLC]

This can't be real.

 

[FortuneFaded]

He looks more like he would steal virginities than hamburgers.

 

[Toxi]

Is he after Grimace's McNuggies?

Goddamnit I hate you for reminding me of this

 

[Elginer]

Looks like a porn parody.

Nailed it.

 

[FUNKNOWN iXi]

What.

 

[TheJollyCorner]

I feel like this shit could be a meme or something.

Too obvious?

 

[JMDSO]

I bet he drives a 'FREE HAMBURGERS' van.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

https://amp.twimg.com/v/c98ac109-a1f1-4d5a-a7eb-ff6a921087eb

Is that You Andrew Hammond?

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

what was wrong with the last redesign?

 

[Impotaku]

I feel like this shit could be a meme or something.

It was too good a pic not to have a go at making one lol, my weak attempt

I can't believe McDonalds is wasting money on this kind of stuff, i doubt some weird hamburgler cosplay is going to save the company.

 

[legacyzero]

This is that new strategy, huh...

 

[commedieu]

more reasons to regret eating mcdonalds.

You're supporting this shit. They'll think its working ;\

 

[E the Shaggy]

So was anyone clamoring for the Hamburglar to be a hipster?

 

[Strax]

He looks kind of rape-y to me.

 

[nictron]

He needs to wipe that smugness off his face and learn how to steal some better hamburgers.

 

[DMczaf]

It's Repo Man!!