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Men. Women. Why do we love the booty?
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I like your avatar; I'm really looking forward to seeing him play this season.
well i mean...he's not wrong but wtf at this video looll
Speaking as a gay man...
1) Thick, supple butts are just pleasing to look at. Guys don't tend to have the extreme booties that a thick woman/surgically enhanced woman can carry, but still...nothing like a guy with a nice phatty.
2) I'm a firm believer in the idea that the sexiest feature a man can have is strong, thick pair of legs. I'm talking Clydesdale here. Phat asses tend to be included in this package. A man with muscular legs in a pair of perfectly fitting jeans...nothing sexier.
3) A phat ass implies muscular legs. Muscular legs strongly imply an enhanced thrust game and superior stroke when it's time to make with the sex. I wanna scream boy, not giggle. Just sayin...
1) Thick, supple butts are just pleasing to look at. Guys don't tend to have the extreme booties that a thick woman/surgically enhanced woman can carry, but still...nothing like a guy with a nice phatty.
2) I'm a firm believer in the idea that the sexiest feature a man can have is strong, thick pair of legs. I'm talking Clydesdale here. Phat asses tend to be included in this package. A man with muscular legs in a pair of perfectly fitting jeans...nothing sexier.
3) A phat ass implies muscular legs. Muscular legs strongly imply an enhanced thrust game and superior stroke when it's time to make with the sex. I wanna scream boy, not giggle. Just sayin...
Alpha Centauri
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If a cool breeze can set my penis off you have to imagine my surprise when any part attached to a woman manages to do the same.
To be honest... its from years of being brainwashed by butt-facing posters and cover art from pop culture. I'm the victim here
PhantomHound
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Drink it in... thejuice is finebooty
There's a fine line between liking booty and watching a woman slap a bunch of dead animals all over her body.
ViewtifulJC
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Zeyphersan
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friskykillface
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Dandy knows
edit- party pooper, no gifs
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its just great, can't explain why , i just prefer it tbh
edit- party pooper, no gifs
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its just great, can't explain why , i just prefer it tbh
BravesCountry
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Goddamnit
Edit: Really though, he's a blast to watch. If his bat takes off he's mvp caliber. Hasn't happened yet..but you never know.
Some men have naturally bigger asses. I do know being told I had a big, nice one my whole life. My brothers said they were jealous of my awesome non-flat ass.
GifGafIsTheBestGaf
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Pretty much this op, it's like asking why do we exist
hipbabboom
Huh? What did I say? Did I screw up again? :(
I'm just the messenger. I'll admit I was envious of him but I'm still just the messenger. If I'm going to get judged for posting something someone else did then I should be afforded the opportunity to be guilty. I so wanted to be guilty :3
disappeared
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Was nothing but a breast man all through my teens and early/mid twenties; then it was like my brain flipped a switch and now I thank the people who invented yoga pants and skinny jeans.
NipplesAndToes23
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freenudemacusers
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butts are ok
CaptainGyro
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that shakira gif is one of the few that I never get sick of. Its so hilariously imaginative and demented and random
whoever made it is my hero
whoever made it is my hero
StylesClash
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For the record how do you even know a butt slapping dead fish video exists in the first place? That's weird even for GAF.
Vigilant Walrus
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To give you a less troll answer, and more rambling answer; I think the butt is just close to the genitalia, and it's a part of the body which is shaped by your fitness, level of fat and muscle and the contours of your skin. Unlike genitalia, a butt can be a sign of vital health. People who are fit tend to have great butts, and along with the thigh muscles, the buttocks are the biggest muscle group we have.
So I think the primal instinct is that we look at it as a sign of vitality and that in turn is something we would like to mate with. On another level, butt sex is one of the most dirty and forbidden acts of sex, even though it has been practiced forever. Because of the stigma, like oral, I think there is a form of excitement associated with it. It's naughty, its forbidden, its dirty, its interesting. Thirdly, Human beings, being so novel as they are, want to have variety in their sex life. You can only penetrate or be penetrated the same way so many times.
But unlike oral sex, butt sex can hurt all people involved, and that is why I think that in the average persons sex life (in the west) oral sex is part of the package, generally, stereotypically speaking, but butt sex is not. So butt sex also holds a special place for its extra effort.
I didn't find it better than vaginal sex, but I was surprised that I was aroused from seeing my partner get into another dimension by being stimulated in more than one orifice. I just wish I was taller so I could also sneak one or three fingers into her blowhole from behind. That would have made the entire thing even more hot...
So I think the primal instinct is that we look at it as a sign of vitality and that in turn is something we would like to mate with. On another level, butt sex is one of the most dirty and forbidden acts of sex, even though it has been practiced forever. Because of the stigma, like oral, I think there is a form of excitement associated with it. It's naughty, its forbidden, its dirty, its interesting. Thirdly, Human beings, being so novel as they are, want to have variety in their sex life. You can only penetrate or be penetrated the same way so many times.
But unlike oral sex, butt sex can hurt all people involved, and that is why I think that in the average persons sex life (in the west) oral sex is part of the package, generally, stereotypically speaking, but butt sex is not. So butt sex also holds a special place for its extra effort.
I didn't find it better than vaginal sex, but I was surprised that I was aroused from seeing my partner get into another dimension by being stimulated in more than one orifice. I just wish I was taller so I could also sneak one or three fingers into her blowhole from behind. That would have made the entire thing even more hot...
looks like I need to watch Space Dandy.
Robot Pants
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The series is completely amazing. The worst episode is the first one, hah
shinobi602
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This bodes well for me, because I've only seen the first episode and I thought it was just okay.
Braag
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Banana Aeon
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Why would you not be a fan of the butt. A nice ass, typically means nice, wide hips, and hips do not lie, my friends.
Messofanego
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Wait. Hold up. Hmm. So like adult breastfeeding right in front of you?
Maybe he was teaching the baby how to do it?
Douche McBaggins The 3rd
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Dude You know that boobs are the second butt right? Every real homie knows what's up. When that dawg motorboats her boobs, he's really fantacizing about a face full of ass.
I shouldn't be laughing at this, or enjoying it. But, damn lol.
An assman is a righteous man.
NipplesAndToes23
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Then why have they been condemned and seen unattractive in certain instances?
Dreams-Visions
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No man that has seen the ripples, jiggles and clap a nice ass makes when hitting it from the back could ever create a thread of this sort.
shinobi602
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There's an ass there?When you see an ass so amazing you be like:
ActuallyHulk
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It takes a high level of enlightenment to be a true booty connoisseur. Continue your training and one day you will find the answers you seek.
The Faceless Master
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because that album snoop made
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