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[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

I'm like, super gay.

 

[Shifty]

I'm like, super gay.

Duh, why do you think we call you Wangs?

 

[Xaero Gravity]

I'm like, super gay.

*Cough*

NeoGAF 2019 Superlatives -- yes, MHK wins biggest troll

WELCOME! Get ready to cash out with NeoGAF Superlatives, 2019 edition. All your hard work participating (including trashposting) shall finally bear fruit. Below, you will find the categories for this year. Please feel free to suggest more and I will include them! The member with the most...

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[brap]

I'm like, super gay.

ew cooties

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

*Cough*

NeoGAF 2019 Superlatives -- yes, MHK wins biggest troll

WELCOME! Get ready to cash out with NeoGAF Superlatives, 2019 edition. All your hard work participating (including trashposting) shall finally bear fruit. Below, you will find the categories for this year. Please feel free to suggest more and I will include them! The member with the most...

www.neogaf.com

I know I know

 

[Kadayi]

I know I know

Biggest Creeper Next Year as a suggestion?

 

[Jon Neu]

I want to take this opportunity to ask: what the hell is this gold system? What is the purpose?

Also I want to thank my man MiyazakiHatesKojima -especially in this troubled times of Kojima haters and clickbaity Low IQ reviews-, for making me Gold, despite still not knowing what is that all about.

 

[Shifty]

I want to take this opportunity to ask: what the hell is this gold system? What is the purpose?

You're now better than everyone who doesn't have gold, and GAF got a small kickback for the trouble.

That's more or less the long and short of it.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I want to take this opportunity to ask: what the hell is this gold system? What is the purpose?

The main purpose is to support and contribute to the continued functioning of NeoGAF.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

I want to take this opportunity to ask: what the hell is this gold system? What is the purpose?

Also I want to thank my man MiyazakiHatesKojima -especially in this troubled times of Kojima haters and clickbaity Low IQ reviews-, for making me Gold, despite still not knowing what is that all about.

From what I understand, you give gold to the people you want to suck.

 

[Weilthain]

The main purpose is to support and contribute to the continued functioning of NeoGAF.

They will get no more money from me that’s for sure.

 

[Insane Metal]

MHK deserves eternal gold.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Just wanted to truly thank keraj37 for gifting me one month of GAF Gold!

It seems that I'm not what that person is trying to paint me as

 

[Tesseract]

mhk what will you do next

 

[EviLore]

I want to take this opportunity to ask: what the hell is this gold system? What is the purpose?

Also I want to thank my man MiyazakiHatesKojima -especially in this troubled times of Kojima haters and clickbaity Low IQ reviews-, for making me Gold, despite still not knowing what is that all about.

It's an optional service for heroic people who would like to support NeoGAF. Gold users get an ad-free experience, instant thread updates, a special logo when browsing the site, gold username and title, access to the Covers system, and customizable posts and threads per page numbers.

NeoGAF Gold

www.neogaf.com

 

[Xaero Gravity]

It's an optional service for heroic people who would like to support NeoGAF. Gold users get an ad-free experience, instant thread updates, a special logo when browsing the site, gold username and title, access to the Covers system, and customizable posts and threads per page numbers.

NeoGAF Gold

www.neogaf.com

Oh wow I was way off

 

[Nymphae]

... and customizable posts and threads per page numbers.

What are these features exactly?

Edit: oh wait nvm I get it

 

[-Arcadia-]

customizable posts

For a second, I misread this, and imagined a world where my posts were in hot pink, with sparkly gifs, and auto-playing music when you scroll by, just to annoy people.

So sad rn.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

mhk what will you do next

same thing he does every night

plan to take over the world

 

[Weilthain]

I think I finally found closure. I can’t stay mad forever. Next time I get drunk I will probably gift some gold but I’ll be sassy about it.

 

[Tesseract]

same thing he does every night

plan to take over the world

it's a mistake to not walk away from the throne, me thinks

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I think I finally found closure. I can’t stay mad forever. Next time I get drunk I will probably gift some gold but I’ll be sassy about it.

I believe you, specifically the Stanley Kubrick Theory.

 

[Tesseract]

I believe you, specifically the Stanley Kubrick Theory.

sad and almost pathetic, this

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

sad and almost pathetic, this

I really believe the moon landing in the 60's was faked to win the arms race. Eventually, the US were able to get on the Moon, but they needed to win the arms race quickly, so they hired the most skilled director.

 

[Tesseract]

I really believe the moon landing in the 60's was faked to win the arms race. Eventually, the US were able to get on the Moon, but they needed to win the arms race quickly, so they hired the most skilled director.

it wasn't faked, not at all

you are a goddamn fool

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

2001 = 9/11 = Kubrick was in the know 👁

 

[Tesseract]

2001 = 9/11 = Kubrick was in the know 👁

the shining has more to do with the apollo missions than 2001

kubrick def knew, but you sure don't seem to

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

it wasn't faked, not at all

you are a goddamn fool

How the hell did they broadcast it live in the 60's then!? Doesn't make any sense. It was the greatest piece of work Kubrick has ever directed

 

[Weilthain]

Tesseract is just annoyed because he thought he was rid of me.

The 3 hour moon documentary that was in Italian has recently been uploaded in English to YouTube for free, like I promised, I can link it if you want assuming I won’t get silenced again.

 

[Tesseract]

How the hell did they broadcast it live in the 60's then!? Doesn't make any sense. It was the greatest piece of work Kubrick has ever directed

stunning feats of engineering broadcast over three ground stations across the world

you goofy fuck

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Jay Weidner's Kubrick Odyssey out now!

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

stunning feats of engineering broadcast over three ground stations across the world

you goofy fuck

Why didn't they broadcast a one-take sequence of Buzz Alder walking across a large section of the moon? It's really suspicious but a stunning feat of directing from the one and only Stanley Kubrick

 

[Tesseract]

Why didn't they broadcast a one-take sequence of Buzz Alder walking across a large section of the moon? It's really suspicious but a stunning feat of directing from the one and only Stanley Kubrick

it is admittedly difficult to tell when you are being yourself in these parts, mhk

as for Weilthain

idgaf what you think, maybe keep your kindergarten cop thoughts on the state of the universe to yourself (or not, go forth and spread the truth to all the nonbelievers)

$spacemathisnotrealmathorwhateverthefuck

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

I really believe the moon landing in the 60's was faked

 

[-Arcadia-]

Taking it one step further, I believe the entirety of space is just a Hideo Kojima game.

 

[Weilthain]

This is a must see. All the tests like mythbusters have their lies ripped to shreds and you have the best photographers in the world explain why ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHY IS FAKE.

time to wake up people! Viva MEXICO!!!!!

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Everytime I watch 2001: A Space Odyssey, I combine both the film and the moon landing because I believe they were made in parallel with each other.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

This is a must see. All the tests like mythbusters have their lies ripped to shreds and you have the best photographers in the world explain why ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHY IS FAKE.

time to wake up people! Viva MEXICO!!!!!

MUCHO SALMA HAYEK!

 

[Weilthain]

it is admittedly difficult to tell when you are being yourself in these parts, mhk

as for Weilthain

idgaf what you think, maybe keep your kindergarten cop thoughts on the state of the universe to yourself (or not, go forth and spread the truth to all the nonbelievers)

$spacemathisnotrealmathorwhateverthefuck

I know it triggers you and I’m sorry, but it’s true.

Free speech and all that.

The government lies.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

This is a must see. All the tests like mythbusters have their lies ripped to shreds and you have the best photographers in the world explain why ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHY IS FAKE.

time to wake up people! Viva MEXICO!!!!!

Watching this as we speak.

 

[Tesseract]

I know it triggers you and I’m sorry, but it’s true.

Free speech and all that.

The government lies.

i'm not triggered bruh, i live in florida with a legacy of family working on these projects over multiple generations

people do try to sell lies tho, especially retards on youtube

 

[-Arcadia-]

I’m not especially informed in American (and I guess world) space race history. I am familiar with how manipulation works though.

Unironically, I’m saying there’s a small outside chance that yeah, the moon landing could have been fake.

Who the fuck would know, or be able to prove otherwise? You launch a rocket to orbit, then put the footage on TVs.

That said, I think the moon landing was real.

 

[Weilthain]

i'm not triggered bruh, i live in florida with a legacy of family working on these projects over multiple generations

people do try to sell lies tho, especially retards on youtube

do yourself a favor and watch it.

Watching this as we speak.

tell me they aren’t being yanked around on wires when it gets to that bit. The photography section is the best bit.

ok I will stop now. When people aren’t having fun then it’s not fun I accept that. Watch the doc though.

 

[Tesseract]

i guess all the shit we left on the moon was faked

them ranging experiment retroreflectors are fake, it's all one big conspiracy

kojima has cum 2

 

[Tesseract]

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

i guess all the shit we left on the moon was faked

them ranging experiment retroreflectors are fake, it's all one big conspiracy

kojima has cum 2

The Moon Landing was a stunning feat of Hollywood production, if we're keeping it a buck. It was because of Kubrick's breakthrough directing and NASA's generosity that we got to experience Staw Wars in the late 70's when the technology was viable for George Lucas to use in his film.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a rather important documentary to watch and learn from.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Gaf is wonderful.

We made our way from shitposting, to the Flintstones, to Barney cannibalism, to a moon-landing debate, all in a single thread.

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

I just cannot believe what I am hearing from MiyazakiHatesKojima in this thread.

You're going to be sorry when Buzz gets here!

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I just cannot believe what I am hearing from MiyazakiHatesKojima in this thread.

You're going to be sorry when Buzz gets here!

Buzz is a wonderful man, but the first televised moon landing was fake. I truly believe that the US eventually landed on the moon, but they needed to show the world their power through visual propaganda at first.