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[FonkyByNature]

How is this possible? He's 6' 8", how can someone possibly make pants too long for him?

He's 6' 6"

 

[Seventy70]

He has an obsession with being big.

 

[The Horror the horror]

Saw him at a casino spot in Tampa, Florida. Dude is a degenerate gambler. Not from the money he was continuously betting, but from the look on his face as he was doing it.

 

[kewlmyc]

Between the gifs and fashion GAF, I'm done. Holy shit, this thread haha.

 

[thechristoph]

Old man in "wearing clothes that were cool when he was young" shocker, film at 11.

 

[LyleLanley]

He's 6' 6"

According to Google he's 6' 8". According to DraftExpress he came out of high school 6'7". According to some other links I found he's anywhere from 6'6" to 6'10". So I have no idea but he should still learn how to wear proper fitting clothes.

 

[adamsappel]

I think if I had his dough, I would dress in nothing but stained v-neck t-shirts and boxers.
Throw in some jelly shoes and a nice terry cloth bathrobe and that would be my everyday wear.

Then you would truly be dressing like you don't give a fuck.

Old man in "wearing clothes that were cool when he was young" shocker, film at 11.

Is he "well dressed" for the '90s? Seems like that look was stupid even back then.

 

[Ovid]

i'm done. my ribs can't take this shit no more, laughing too much now. these struggle suits are too much

Is that T-Mac?

Dafuq?

Struggle suits lol.

 

[CONRAD]

Its very difficult to find 'fashionable' clothes when you're that size.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Its very difficult to find 'fashionable' clothes when you're that size.

You do realize he's a billionaire right?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Its very difficult to find 'fashionable' clothes when you're that size.

eh he's a billionaire, he can afford to have a kiton master tailor delivered to his home and measure up a vicuna ...everything and not even feel the dent in the bank account. he could roll out of bed and get a full wardrobe made for him.

dude already has his assistants talk to bartenders for him (apparently), so it wouldn't be out of his element.

 

[dead souls]

I think if I had his dough, I would dress in nothing but stained v-neck t-shirts and boxers.
Throw in some jelly shoes and a nice terry cloth bathrobe and that would be my everyday wear.

And you'd still look less ridiculous than Jordan does most of the time.

 

[yogloo]

Jordan dresses like a goat.

 

[rokero]

lol this gif in the thread is too much

who's the guy shooting at jordan in this gif ?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

who's the guy shooting at jordan in this gif ?

Dahell

 

[rokero]

Dahell

thanks

 

[LyleLanley]

who's the guy shooting at jordan in this gif ?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0cc0bac3ce/chappelle-show-dancing-for-different-cultures

 

[Anas]

So he's not humble as Anglina Jolie (&)
Just bragging about his bad taste

 

[BlackGhost]

I saw a breaking bad gif with the Michael face a day ago. Does anyone have it? Can't seem to find it

 

[Discotheque]

I saw a breaking bad gif with the Michael face a day ago. Does anyone have it? Can't seem to find it

 

[BlackGhost]

Thank you based sir

 

[Bluekaveli]

MJ like "I wish one of these NuNikkas would say something about my extra long baggy khakis that fit like sweat pants"

Fuck my existence.

 

[Patapwn]

Or maybe your uncle from pakistan dresses like Mikel Jordan

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

The season is only a week old and well...

 

[johnFkennedy]

Aaaannnd the necro bump was...

worth it?

 

[Canon]

The richer you get, the less fucks are given on unimportant things like clothing. Dressing well is only to give an illusion of success; if you're already successful, what's the point?

I'm practicing success right now by dressing like shit all day every day.

 

[Stinkles]

Mom!

 

[Pastry]

This thread title makes me laugh every time I see it.

 

[torre_avenue]

The season is only a week old and well...

Jordan gives no fucks about his gendered footwear, ironically.

He's like the Young Thug of basketball icons. It doesn't matter what aisle he found it in, all that matters is he likes it.

 

[HORRORSHØW]

The season is only a week old and well...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1135085

 

[old manatee]

Michael Jordan should just start walking around on stilts. Looking like Sgt Pepper and Andre the Giant had a baby.

 

[bud]

i'm done. my ribs can't take this shit no more, laughing too much now. these struggle suits are too much

hahaha

 

[RustyNails]

The season is only a week old and well...

I admit I was trying to look for the jordan bulge in that pic...couldn't find it.

 

[bud]

I admit I was trying to look for the jordan bulge in that pic...couldn't find it.

he has to be a grower.

 

[Frozenprince]

Man this was a great thread.

 

[Rocky85]

I admit I was trying to look for the jordan bulge in that pic...couldn't find it.

He's no scottie pippen.

(if you dont get the reference you should look it up)

 

[CountAntonius]

The season is only a week old and well...

 

[gulfamashraf]

Might I see a portrait of your "uncle from Pakistan" for comparison methods?

I will second that.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

The season is only a week old and well...

I hire a full time tailor

 

[7DollarHagane]

That dude looks comfy and like he truly doesn't have to give a fuck about anything

 

[Onion_Relish]

That dude looks comfy and like he truly doesn't have to give a fuck about anything

It's almost like billionaires appreciate the value of money and realize that buying 2000 gucci pants isn't a wise investment!

 

[Frozenprince]

It's almost like billionaires appreciate the value of money and realize that buying 2000 gucci pants isn't a wise investment!

LOL MJ appreciate the value of money.

You do know who you're talking about right?

 

[FZZ]

Everyone knows Jordan's a grower

 

[M52B28]

i'm done. my ribs can't take this shit no more, laughing too much now. these struggle suits are too much

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My body is aching from this thread.

 

[uncelestial]

I tried looking up Pakistani fashion. I kinda get the comparison?

 

[Discotheque]

those are wedding clothes. i'm talking strictly baggy old man suits.

 

[uncelestial]

Help us out man, you don't have to post your uncle but got an example image from Google image search?

 

[Anth0ny]

The season is only a week old and well...

LOL

fucking hell MJ


I know he has more money than god but if I were him I'd be wearing unreleased Jordans 24/7. gets people talking and hyped for the next potential drop. they could be the ugliest mother fuckers on the planet, but they got the jumpman logo on em and the GOAT is walking around in them? easy sales right there

but sure keep wearing... those. I guess

 

[freenudemacusers]

already said it in here but you can't claim the dude doesn't care about what he wears. you have to go out and find the stuff he's putting on his body, isn't like he's shopping at target.

It's almost like billionaires appreciate the value of money and realize that buying 2000 gucci pants isn't a wise investment!

that must be why he owns a bunch of mortgage priced watches and gambles.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

The season is only a week old and well...

This looks like something P Diddy would have worn to the 1998 MTV Video Music Awards.