I want to see something like this from Microsoft:
Dear customer,
Here at Redmond we heavily apologize for screwing you. At first we made a simple trick of fucking up 360 hardware just for lulz and we admit it got a bit out of hand. While Bill Gates did lulz quite a bit it wasn't fair to the customer. Second we made proprietary accessories such as the hard drive. While only a 20 GB HDD would normally cost less than 50 bucks we need your money for all the 360s we have to replace... srsly. Now, we did launch a 120 GB HDD but unfortunatley it becomes something of a pain to store all previous saves, games and downloadable content to it so we apologize. In this letter we have included a lolcat picture that involves a cat and a hard drive. We hope this will make it up. Next, we were indecisive little kids and we couldn't pick a format (DVD, HD-DVD Digital Distribution) so we went with all 3! And while only 1 of those formats were recently killed by the power of Blu-Ray *insert sony fanboy "i told you so"* and 1 will be replaced soon by Blu-Ray we have one format- digital distribution - which is excellent but a bit expensive (but hey we gotta find money to fix those 360s). We will be supporting Blu-Ray however we believe digital distribution is the way to go even tho we have a 256 MB limit on XBLA. Finally, god damn every peripheral is a bit over priced but hey at least it matches and its compatible with Windows Vista via yet ANOTHER add on accessory.
I did it for the lulz,
Billy G.
P.S. plz rmbr how much we love our xbox live gold users (we spent 50 mil on gta downloadable content)
No but seriously this is pathetic. Amirite?