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[akira28]

I feel like meus thinks of himself as the objective outsider, and sees all this anti-Pence, anti-Trump rhetoric on par with anti-Obama stuff from a few years ago.

but he doesn't get the existential fear these people feel is caused by more than just this man's neon orange skin tone. by more than just a fear of big government meddling, in respect to GOP governance failure.

 

[MIMIC]

I cracked up as soon as I read that quote xD

 

[Sacul64GC]

Saddly for Pence that Horse does not look JTRHNBR

 

[VendettaRed07]

There's nothing better for the outside of a man than the inside of a horse

 

[Reeks]

Mr. Hands!!

I almost spat out my drink at "Mr. Hands off our healthcare."

Fucking hell was I beat.

 

[Jordan117]

"It's very hard to get a horse down your pants..."

 

[Kyou]

Can he ride a female horse if his wife isn't around?

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

Horses are for ridin', not eatin', Nick.

 

[GuessMyUserName]

This is how you do it.


"Pence fucked a horse, lol" - This is not.

Nah Pence fucked a horse is definitely good too.

 

[Escape Goat]

Sometimes I'm ashamed to be a part of the internet.

 

[WordAssassin]

Saddly for Pence that Horse does not look JTRHNBR

And now he's gonna get caught by his kids when they wake up wondering where all the buckets have gone

 

[spineduke]

And the very best one

Whoever made this should make more - every headline and subtitle is taking jabs at the whole thing. Well done

 

[karasu]

What a bizarre quote. Especially since I hear it in this mock Ronald Reagan voice.

 

[johnsmith]

Whoa. Turns out he's a hypocrite

 

[Makonero]

Horse Detective, post if you're ok

He's deep undercover.

Deep.

 

[joe2187]

So we got two confirmed furries in the white house, Spicers a Bunny, and Pence is a Horse.

Is trump an ass?

 

[FinaruDensetsu]

I don't see Mother around so that horse must have been female and Pence just couldn't help himself.

 

[Earthbound64]

Is he a Brony?

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

"Mr. Pence sure loves his hors- i mean whores. I said whores."

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

Seems pretty childish to me, but whatever.

 

[Protein]

A horse fucker from the Midwest. And the sky was blue that day.

 

[Galactic Barret]

'Did the horse get to finish?'

::dead::

 

[Proxy]

Whoa. Turns out he's a hypocrite

So he really does enjoy fucking

Spoiler

over

horses.

 

[Silent Chief]

My dad loved horses. In fact, he wouldn't get rid of them while doing chemo and he fell and got kick by one. The internal injuries he suffered interfered with the therapy and probably accelerated his death.

Pence is only 57? I thought he was older.

 

[Smellycat]

You guys are phrasing stuff wrong. Pence didn't fuck a horse. A horse fucks Pence

yeah that is how the tweet reads lol

Obviously this is all in jest though

 

[FinaruDensetsu]

My dad loved horses. In fact, he wouldn't get rid of them while doing chemo and he fell and got kick by one. The internal injuries he suffered interfered with the therapy and probably accelerated his death.

Pence is only 57? I thought he was older.

All that hate ages you fast.

 

[Lenz44]

Whoa. Turns out he's a hypocrite

He really does like fucking horses.

Edit: beaten

 

[Monocle]

What the hell did he expect when he tweeted that quote, lol.

That fake NYT page is incredible.

 

[Lord Frieza]

"I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

The fucking hell, did Regan actually say this or was it a misquote, because Jesus

 

[Poor GRIMES]

The reactions are stupid and predictable. The man enjoys horseriding. Get over it.

Banned

jesus fuck took long enough

 

[Hickbilly Deluxe]

He really does like fucking horses.

Edit: beaten

Because wild horses can be a massive nuisance, and can cause some serious damage to their surroundings. They're also an invasive species to top it all off, as they aren't native to America anymore as American horses died off some 13000 years ago.

But America has some odd fascination with them, hence it being illegal to cull them or eat horse meat.

 

[HStallion]

So can he be in the same room with a horse without his wife?.

She is quite the nag

 

[Apple Turnover]

Catherine the Great 2: Equine Boogaloo

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

I still get People Under the Stairs vibes from Pence because of that "mother" shit.

 

[theWB27]

Because wild horses can be a massive nuisance, and can cause some serious damage to their surroundings. They're also an invasive species to top it all off, as they aren't native to America anymore as American horses died off some 13000 years ago.

But America has some odd fascination with them, hence it being illegal to cull them or eat horse meat.

Replace horses with republican and this still works.

 

[Error 404]

Not enough horse puns in here, I am disappointed.

 

[Violet_0]

put Pence on a horse and he'll ride it to death

 

[Falchion]

Mr Hands, is that you?

 

[PixlNinja]

I'd figure he was more of a bird man myself considering he looks like a bloated Ostrich.

 

[Spladam]

There is some really good satire in this thread. Thanks for the laughs GAF.

 

[cdyhybrid]

The reactions are stupid and predictable. The man enjoys horseriding. Get over it.

Oh, he clearly loves all things related to horses and riding.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

No one appreciates my Mr. Ed gif.


=(



I probably should've thrown a clip of Pence in with it. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Not enough horse puns in here, I am disappointed.

Show us the meaning of paste?

 

[Primethius]

"I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

The fucking hell, did Regan actually say this or was it a misquote, because Jesus

Seriously. I'm trying to find a context that makes it sound a bit more appropriate but I think seeing that quote for the first time in this thread means I'll never be able to disassociate the suggestive meaning.